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post 1626792663 12-28-2020, 03:50 AM
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2021 I plan to become alpha lol @ pretty boys

With certain issues like my twink coworker and some jacka** on here and just women ignoring everything I say during group discussions I’ve a lot of blood boiling anger. I feel like a human slowly devolving into a feral beast acting on pure instinct. Like this inner aggression I feel every time I walk past a couple my age in public or shopping at a grocery store. Not to mention the fight I almost got into with some 7ft tree looking gangster wannabe...I’m just ready to unleash some pain. It’s time I become the lion of the jungle and establish dominance where I go. From here on out, man, woman, dog cat etc.. if I don’t like the way you look you’re getting shoulder checked into oblivion.

I’m not playing society game of treating little sub 200lbs twinks like they’re princes. It’s time I set the rules straight

I plan to bulk up to 315lbs keeping the same bodyfat before cutting to 260 15% bf jacked af.

I’m done counting calories I’m just going to eat as much as humanly possible. Here’s my diet so far:

Breakfast:
1 carton of Dreyers cookies and cream ice cream
1 carton of Dreyers mint chocolate chip ice cream
1 sharing size pack of M&Ms


Lunch:
5 snicker bars
4 quest protein bars
4 monster energy drinks
1 small bag of chips


Pre-workout:
6 sausage McGriddles
6 sausage egg McMuffins
4 chicken McGriddles
40 soft baked chocolate chip cookies


Dinner: Pizza Hut
1 large pepperoni meat lovers pizza
60 Boneless honey BBQ chicken wings
2 trays of chocolate chip brownies
2 chocolate chip cookie pizza pies


Midnight:
1 family size pack of cool ranch Doritos






After this bulk I expect my bench to go from 350 to 410 at least
Squat from 550 to 675
Deadlift from 600 to 700


I don’t care about the costs and health issues I just want to be stronger than every man I see so I can manhandle him easily
post 1626792853 12-28-2020, 04:02 AM
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I see that incels come in all shapes and sizes.

When you finally snap, please record video for the misc and upload before the inevitable flashing lights, tasers and state appointed psychiatrists.

Will rep, srs
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post 1626792883 12-28-2020, 04:03 AM
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Lol
*Deadlifts pants after taking a chit crew*
*Typos can go fucl themselves crew*
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*Loves reps, hates negs crew*
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post 1626792893 12-28-2020, 04:03 AM
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This gotta be a troll srs

Lmao @ the effort put into this troll
post 1626792903 12-28-2020, 04:04 AM
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Tempted to neg unless u reconsider what becoming alpha means
post 1626792923 12-28-2020, 04:05 AM
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Originally Posted By gesten
This gotta be a troll srs

Lmao @ the effort put into this troll
Just keep talking chit. All that does is fuel the fire burning inside me.
post 1626792963 12-28-2020, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Beast92
Tempted to neg unless u reconsider what becoming alpha means
Me becoming stronger and bigger makes you feel insecure so go ahead and confirm that for me


Trick
post 1626792983 12-28-2020, 04:08 AM
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macros on point but might wanna add a multi
post 1626794853 12-28-2020, 04:58 AM
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such an odd troll account
post 1626795513 12-28-2020, 05:21 AM
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post 1626795873 12-28-2020, 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted By JustCallMeJonny
Just keep talking chit.
You're eating chit. So I guess we're even.
post 1626796063 12-28-2020, 05:39 AM
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This is a good poster's alt for sure, I just can't figure out who.
post 1626796183 12-28-2020, 05:41 AM
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just here to 5 star Jonny thread
Person
post 1626796243 12-28-2020, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted By soberchuck
This is a good poster's alt for sure, I just can't figure out who.
I'm thinking it's a mod.

Despite the introvert thread yesterday, he's still at 254 rep power. Which is odd....but whatever...gonna be a boring day so might as well have some fun.
post 1626796363 12-28-2020, 05:45 AM
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You're going to tower of Eddie Hall with that diet, bro.
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1626797423 12-28-2020, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted By gesten
This gotta be a troll srs

Lmao @ the effort put into this troll
wait.. this isnt ur alt ?
{\_/}
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/=>🎧
post 1626797443 12-28-2020, 06:15 AM
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Lol at being a grown azz man and eating that garbage

Get on my level fatman


Monday - Friday:

1st meal:
7 weet bix 2 eggs and glass of milk

2nd Meal:
Bowl Of continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams)

3rd Meal:
Bowl Of continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams)

4th Meal:
Bowl Of continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams)

5th Meal:
3 eggs and glass of milk or water

6th Meal:
Bowl Of continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams)

7th Meal:
Bowl Of continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams)

8th Meal:
7 weetbix 2 eggs and glass of milk

-GYM Time-

9th meal Whole large chicken and glass of milk or water

Saturday and Sunday
Consisted of anything i felt like really.
Whole chickens, Rump steaks, Weetbix and occasionally cheat meals.
post 1626797503 12-28-2020, 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted By soberchuck
This is a good poster's alt for sure, I just can't figure out who.
Wrong, it's Mr Deep
post 1626797673 12-28-2020, 06:20 AM
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Ok sandman
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post 1626797803 12-28-2020, 06:22 AM
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Mirin, repped
post 1626797883 12-28-2020, 06:24 AM
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Sorry dude, not subtle enough.
How to lose fat for Noobs: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=129247741
post 1626797893 12-28-2020, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28
I'm thinking it's a mod.

Despite the introvert thread yesterday, he's still at 254 rep power. Which is odd....but whatever...gonna be a boring day so might as well have some fun.
Bro likes me though so he can't be a mod
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post 1626798103 12-28-2020, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28
Bro likes me though so he can't be a mod
Interesting!!
post 1626798133 12-28-2020, 06:32 AM
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It's called bear mode
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post 1626798193 12-28-2020, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28
Interesting!!
I'm mirin that list of food. Can't imagine trying to eat even a third of that lol I don't think anyone can
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post 1626798203 12-28-2020, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted By JustCallMeJonny
if I don’t like the way you look you’re getting shoulder checked into oblivion.
I'm 5'5".

Good luck with that; considering you would have to get down to my level with that massive belly in the way.
post 1626798293 12-28-2020, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28
I'm mirin that list of food. Can't imagine trying to eat even a third of that lol I don't think anyone can
I couldn't...id be sick lol
post 1626798383 12-28-2020, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28
I couldn't...id be sick lol
Same, I have been told off I hardly eat enough to feed a small child lol I think they exaggerated a bit but yeah I would be major sick
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post 1626798423 12-28-2020, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted By JustCallMeJonny
4 chicken McGriddles
Hold up,

McD makes a fukkin CHICKEN McGriddle?

GTFO man, you serious?
post 1626798603 12-28-2020, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl
Hold up,

McD makes a fukkin CHICKEN McGriddle?

GTFO man, you serious?
Think you could handle this?

40 soft baked chocolate chip cookies
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