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post 1627255163 01-02-2021, 05:07 AM
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2020 Berties Results thread, 2021 nominations

Thread backfire of the year (least popular category, may drop next year)

MichelleLynn, bf freezes to death, thread was whatdo? no deleted. Landslide victory

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1625222273



Fraud of the year

Bolo/T529, surprisingly easy win

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=179349791




worst female

Zyra, misc in its infinite wisdom decides e thottery is worse than letting your partner freeze to death. Also denies Michelle the chance to be the first ever repeat Bertie winner

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=179439803



worst male

easy win for Aleeboy in the end, slight surprise didn't make him favourite but I applaud the misc' good sense

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=179458713



2019 results

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=177890661




Congratulations to the winners, thoroughly deserved. Nominations open, in this thread, for 2021
2023 bertie awards 2024 nominations

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=184693083
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Biggest Loser: Samsbolton

What kind of *******s life is dictated by this chit?
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Originally Posted By GainzMcgee
Biggest Loser: Samsbolton

What kind of *******s life is dictated by this chit?
lmfao

I love how he's on both year's lists. His own lists too? You can't make this schit up.

Congrats, OP.
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post 1627256493 01-02-2021, 05:47 AM
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Early nomination for 2021, thread backfire, bonesbrah rape..

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...9519503&page=1

2023 bertie awards 2024 nominations

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=184693083
post 1627256563 01-02-2021, 05:49 AM
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Where will the awards banquet be this year Sam? Pebble Beach last year was great. Boy did we all get sauced after the Berties.
Survival. When the jungle tears itself down and builds itself into something new. Guys like you and me, we end up dead. Doesn’t really mean anything. Or, if we happen to live through it, well that doesn’t mean anything either.
post 1627256753 01-02-2021, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted By jackamo2887
Where will the awards banquet be this year Sam? Pebble Beach last year was great. Boy did we all get sauced after the Berties.
Ashins beach hut in Nicaragua. The Berties were really inspired by his magnificent failure, full title is the Ashin Memorial Bertie Awards
2023 bertie awards 2024 nominations

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=184693083
post 1627256863 01-02-2021, 05:56 AM
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I nominate myself for worst poster, worst male, and worst physique(srs)
post 1627257693 01-02-2021, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
Quoting this for Big Pete
No favour forgotten, no transgression forgiven

As I explained to him, I have only ever had to put two miscers on ignore. One is him, the other is Mattchav.

That’s how good a poster he is.
2023 bertie awards 2024 nominations

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=184693083
post 1627257723 01-02-2021, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted By 2020visionz
I nominate myself for worst poster, worst male, and worst physique(srs)
Not that easy
2023 bertie awards 2024 nominations

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=184693083
post 1627257893 01-02-2021, 06:29 AM
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Geralds thread about kaz was a backfire but not sure it was this year
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra
Geralds thread about kaz was a backfire but not sure it was this year
That wasn’t a bait thread?
post 1627270473 01-02-2021, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra
Geralds thread about kaz was a backfire but not sure it was this year
Going to need a little more info
2023 bertie awards 2024 nominations

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=184693083
post 1627270863 01-02-2021, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton
Going to need a little more info
Gmiscer posted a thread the other day about Kaz. I don't have the link, but that should be helpful.

It was before the new year and was a bait thread though. Still it "backfired" in that everybody just chat on Gmiscer, but it was a bait thread so I guess it didn't technically.
post 1627271263 01-02-2021, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash
Gmiscer posted a thread the other day about Kaz. I don't have the link, but that should be helpful.

It was before the new year and was a bait thread though. Still it "backfired" in that everybody just chat on Gmiscer, but it was a bait thread so I guess it didn't technically.
Yes I know the thread, will find, nominated for next year he did get ripped for it
2023 bertie awards 2024 nominations

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=184693083
post 1627271323 01-02-2021, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash
It was before the new year and was a bait thread though. Still it "backfired" in that everybody just chat on Gmiscer, but it was a bait thread so I guess it didn't technically.
Yeah it turned out exactly as he intended
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Originally Posted By Anachron
Good thing this was posted in 2020, otherwise it would be a good candidate for thread backfire:

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=179506283
It’s eligible for next year, let’s see if nosirrahx can make it a week though..
2023 bertie awards 2024 nominations

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=184693083
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Can’t believe I didn’t win worst female miscer.
You're a wannabe. Do you have any street credit...no u don't!

Just keep watching those Disney movies, you'll never even get a nomination ms. vanilla..
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Can’t believe I didn’t win worst female miscer.
If only there was a “most pathetic old hag” category.
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Can’t believe I didn’t win worst female miscer.
Such a shame. You're gonna have to try harded this year. lol

Kinda shocked Zyra made it past michellelynne
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs
Such a shame. You're gonna have to try harded this year. lol

Kinda shocked Zyra made it past michellelynne
Zyra is the best, she gives a lot of herself. Michelle I'm not able to read her posts, the way she writes creeps me out.
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Originally Posted By Cass40
Zyra is the best, she gives a lot of herself. Michelle I'm not able to read her posts, the way she writes creeps me out.
This. Tried following one of michellelynn dumpsterfires that hit 20+ pages and I just couldn't do it.
Zyra's pretty cool and made a lot of weightloss progess this year. Guess she rustled a lot of jimmies with her Onlyfans.
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs
Such a shame. You're gonna have to try harded this year. lol

Kinda shocked Zyra made it past michellelynne
This tbh
Apparently Misc views e-thottery as worse than murder
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot
Double down
332 total votes, over 400 posts over all threads

Ignore LP. 32k posts in 9 years all calling someone or something sh!t. Maybe I’d feel the same if I had to live in Australia
2023 bertie awards 2024 nominations

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=184693083
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Originally Posted By LargePeter
Bit over 14 hours since a years worth of karensboltons efforts was posted in this here thread and this is reply number 33.

Averaging just under 2.36 posts per hour for an end of year awards ceremony that was decided on by a number of separate threads.

You are an utter fuktard karensbolton. No one gives a chit.

I might start an awards program called the Cope or Ropes, and everyone can vote on which chit fight of a thread of yours is the worst.
I actually think it's kind of nice that somebody takes the time to organize this.

Honestly I'd like if there were a more lighthearted version too, where miscers could get lulzy superlatives too though.
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Smashedurgfx, thread backfire, calls shares going down on opening, they go up, refuses to be humble..

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...9531483&page=1
2023 bertie awards 2024 nominations

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=184693083
post 1627527453 01-05-2021, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash
I actually think it's kind of nice that somebody takes the time to organize this.

Honestly I'd like if there were a more lighthearted version too, where miscers could get lulzy superlatives too though.
Yeah I see it more as a sort of chronicling of misc drama over the year (since the search function isn’t worth a damn..)
2023 bertie awards 2024 nominations

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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash
I actually think it's kind of nice that somebody takes the time to organize this.

Honestly I'd like if there were a more lighthearted version too, where miscers could get lulzy superlatives too though.
Agree with this. Thanks samsbolton for chairing. Would be cool to see more categories too.
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Can’t believe I didn’t win worst female miscer.
You have to actually be a female.
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Originally Posted By TomWanks
Agree with this. Thanks samsbolton for chairing. Would be cool to see more categories too.
Jolly kind. These awards are completely democratic, I’m open to all suggestions..
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