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Thread: First smash/escort of this year (pics)

post 1627382213 01-03-2021, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Lol of course I already know this, I'm not one of those naive simp clients who think escorts care about me.

It's just I love the fact I get to smash any girl that I want with a simple text and no effort/games involved. Its the perks of whoremaxximg.
Maybe it's more effortless then a relationship....sounds expensive though.
post 1627382943 01-03-2021, 04:04 PM
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Her face is a bit manly but she's pretty hot.
Would smash
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post 1627385113 01-03-2021, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted By nielk⏩
If you get a BBBJ (bareback bj) thats what they call it, you can easily. Lot's don't for this reason.

Herpes if using a condom you should be ok, if she has HSV2. But if shes got herpes on her mouth, and you get head, its game set match bra. You got genital herpes.

Considering an insane amount of people have HSV1(herpes that shows on the lips and mouth), you are probably at a WAY higher chance to get genital herpes from a random tinder ho whos giving you head condomless. srs
Condom won't help you against gential herpes
post 1627385493 01-03-2021, 04:31 PM
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Brazilians sloots are GOAT srs
post 1627385743 01-03-2021, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted By pissbag⏩
Brazilians sloots are GOAT srs


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post 1627387873 01-03-2021, 04:57 PM
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Brazilian escort = HPV + Herpes.


Spoiler!
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post 1627387943 01-03-2021, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted By pissbag⏩
Brazilians sloots are GOAT srs
I have a huge fetish for Brazilian, Colombian and other South American women srs.
post 1627388043 01-03-2021, 04:59 PM
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Truly pathetic
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post 1627388603 01-03-2021, 05:04 PM
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post 1627388623 01-03-2021, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Truly pathetic
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post 1627388653 01-03-2021, 05:04 PM
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I always avoid Brazillian sloots as they have the worst hygiene for STDs unless you pay premium prices ($500+).

Always stick with young asians crew when on a budget (srs) - never caught an STD in my life.
post 1627388953 01-03-2021, 05:08 PM
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Not gonna lie...I’d HAPPILY pay 130 for that.

Good job brotha
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post 1627389483 01-03-2021, 05:14 PM
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U ****ing stupid ain't no way In hell I'm taking off my protection u got me ****ed up bruh some people these days be on some b.s. so let me get this straight u rather not use condoms just to bust a load in somebody ass or pussy then want to get mad when u realise u have to pay child support smh dammm shame
post 1627389603 01-03-2021, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted By SkiGains⏩
you're ruining your own future. This is worse than drugs. Quit while you can
explain. thinking of potentially whoremaxxing myself
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post 1627389953 01-03-2021, 05:20 PM
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did he put the finger in to prep your bum for his big cawk?
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post 1627390323 01-03-2021, 05:24 PM
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I salute you OP. Now that CopeFear has been banned, we need a new whoremaxxer to take up the mantle.
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1627393363 01-03-2021, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted By jizzfarmer⏩
I'm guessing you haven't been to asian agencies. RIM comes standard for a lot of those agencies srs. You can always tell once they start thoroughly cleaning your angus in the initial shower lmao. Can confirm it feels good, never had the finger in the angus though. Bish tried once but I told her to phuk off and keep zuking.
Will look into this, although I am attracted to hot Asian girls most of the ones who escort here tend to be average with pancake asses which puts me off.

I've banged a Thai hooker in Amsterdam RLD and she was a literal 8/10 HBB with a good teddies and decent ass. Really good shag aswell and gave good head but finding ones like that in the UK is hard.

Then again I've never really tried agencies, pretty much always stuck to independent escorts.
post 1627393923 01-03-2021, 06:07 PM
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Laughed at the summary.
What a filthy disgusting wh0re.
But yes I would pound the fuk out of that huge ass.
Zero fuks given.

10 year crew.

All these ****s have taken over Misc Crew

Fuk off Crew

Go fuk yourself in the pussay.
post 1627394133 01-03-2021, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By SkiGains⏩
you're ruining your own future. This is worse than drugs. Quit while you can
lol strong ironing from this brah

you prob already bought a plane ticket and prime ministered OP for her contact info so you can get pounded in the angus by her as well
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post 1627395853 01-03-2021, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted By nielk⏩
If you get a BBBJ (bareback bj) thats what they call it, you can easily. Lot's don't for this reason.

Herpes if using a condom you should be ok, if she has HSV2. But if shes got herpes on her mouth, and you get head, its game set match bra. You got genital herpes.

Considering an insane amount of people have HSV1(herpes that shows on the lips and mouth), you are probably at a WAY higher chance to get genital herpes from a random tinder ho whos giving you head condomless. srs
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post 1627395973 01-03-2021, 06:28 PM
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Laughing so hard at guys who invite girls over from tinder and raw dog them and then look down on OP.


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post 1627396083 01-03-2021, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Better
explain. thinking of potentially whoremaxxing myself
It's a dark tunnel and easy way out. I regret going into brothels/hookers.


- It's highly addictive
- It makes you give up on women and just brothel/whore max
- It's highly expensive
- It's bad for your soul (serious)
post 1627402953 01-03-2021, 07:49 PM
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Nice going! look at the farkin BRAPPER on her!
post 1627403753 01-03-2021, 08:00 PM
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lol @ jestercels complaining it must be expensive. Clearly you’ve never had a significant other. I’ve already done the math, while seemingly counterintuitive... whoremaxxing is cheaper

Spoiler!
Marriagecel (owning)
-You make $100k/year
-After-tax you keep $70k and are reasonably disciplined and are able to invest $40k/yr including the equity you build in your home
-Married for 20 years and divorce - assume sex 2x per week for 20 years (not likely from what I have heard)
-After 20 years $40k invested and compounded annually @ 8% interest = $1,830,479
-Amicable divorce you split half ignore her income/assets since you are as conservative family values guy she stayed at home with kids "keeping up the home"
-You give 50% of $1.8M = $915,240 ---> to your now ex wife
-Sexxors 2x/week for 20 years = 2,080 sessions
-$915,240/2,020 =$440.02/session
Spoiler!
If you have sex like many couples 1x/month for 20 years it equals $3,813.50/sessionbrutal.


Whoremaxxx (renting)
-In OP's case let's assume same income and savings variables as above
-Sexxors 2x/week for 20 years = 2,080 sessions
-Avg. between 2 girls above$140 per session
-2,080 sessions * $140 = $291,200

--- In Conclusion ---
The cost differential between "owning" vs. renting is $624,040 assuming 8% returns

As the old adage recommends:"If it floats, flies or fukks it's cheaper to rent than to own."
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post 1627404133 01-03-2021, 08:05 PM
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nowadays she could make that money on OF and cut out 90% of the degeneracy
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post 1627404283 01-03-2021, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
nowadays she could make that money on OF and cut out 90% of the degeneracy
Hey man don't give those sloots any ideas, they need to put in at least some work for their money.
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And then you woke up
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how many other men's buttholes has she fingered lmao

you just had other guys poo shoved in ur butt
post 1627412343 01-03-2021, 09:55 PM
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Bruh, in onw of ur threads i mentioned sex addiction... have u ever experienced post nut clarity? When u get the urge of poundin an escort and its a mid-week just fap and report back if u end up txting escort 1hr later or u were able to contain ur urge.
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post 1627480783 01-04-2021, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted By muscle_marketer⏩
Bruh, in onw of ur threads i mentioned sex addiction... have u ever experienced post nut clarity? When u get the urge of poundin an escort and its a mid-week just fap and report back if u end up txting escort 1hr later or u were able to contain ur urge.
Yeah I feel alot more at peace when I bust a nut and don't even think about sex.

Tbh I only regret it if I see an escort and it doesn't go well. e.g she ends up being bitchy with a chit attitude and tries to rush me out ASAP. When that happens I start thinking 'why did I just waste all that money on her?'

But if I get great service then I don't even think about the money and feel on top of the world after. It's pretty much a double edged sword tbh.
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