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post 1627375003 01-03-2021, 02:26 PM
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First smash/escort of this year (pics)

Couldn't help myself again, was at the gym and felt horny as fuk so the adrenaline kicked in and I ended up texting this Brazilian escort and arranged a meet. Paid Β£100/$130 for 30 mins.

Anyway so I get to her place and she greets me with a smile, looks same as the pics although her skin is darker/more tanned and she as a huge ass IRL. Nice teddies aswell.

She starts of with some salsa dancing and then I'm on the bed and start getting my dink sucked and my balls licked.

Unexpectedly she then starts wiping my ass and gives me a rimjob whilst fingering my ass at the same time which felt pretty good TBH.

Put the condom on and bang her in multiple different positions, also whilst in missionary she starts fingering my butt hole again fuurk.

Finish off with clapping them cheeks from behind in doggy and I end up pulling out, taking the condom off and bust a huge nut all over dat booty.


Would see again/10 not many escorts give you a rimjob tbh.

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post 1627375343 01-03-2021, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
unexpectedly she then starts wiping my ass gives me a rimjob whilst fingerimg my ass at the same time which felt pretty good TBH.
confirmed *******
post 1627375353 01-03-2021, 02:29 PM
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an escort that looks like that only costs 130? wtf
post 1627375423 01-03-2021, 02:30 PM
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This post should be OP's eulogy
"Same here, im at a point where I watch hentai and jack off to high res VR cartoon hentai maids that look like 3d models of the drawings you usually see in hentais but full vr with boob physics and everything in 3d like real life. They are way better than reality even lol. "
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post 1627375633 01-03-2021, 02:33 PM
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post 1627375643 01-03-2021, 02:33 PM
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nice
post 1627375913 01-03-2021, 02:37 PM
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What kind of escort just eats the booty? Imagine where that mouth has been....
post 1627376393 01-03-2021, 02:43 PM
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stop this chit, ibby.

i'm a whoremaxxer too but your posts are cringey af. this isn't an escort review board.

copefear and rajc make entertaining threads about their hooker smashes. but yours are just cringe.
post 1627376453 01-03-2021, 02:44 PM
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so she wiped your ass to ensure no poop, then proceeded to eat ?
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post 1627376823 01-03-2021, 02:49 PM
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Looks and sounds like one of those big booty brazillian trannys. You sure it was a finger?
post 1627376833 01-03-2021, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Would see again/10 not many escorts give you a rimjob tbh.
I'm guessing you haven't been to asian agencies. RIM comes standard for a lot of those agencies srs. You can always tell once they start thoroughly cleaning your angus in the initial shower lmao. Can confirm it feels good, never had the finger in the angus though. Bish tried once but I told her to phuk off and keep zuking.
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post 1627376883 01-03-2021, 02:50 PM
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Let me guess, 'she'hadto use lube.
post 1627377283 01-03-2021, 02:56 PM
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mirin brah srs

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Vascularmanlet again.
post 1627377403 01-03-2021, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted By WHYCANTILIFT⏩
an escort that looks like that only costs 130? wtf
It's alot cheaper in the UK compared to the US from what I've read plus it's legal here too.

But yeah the average good looking escort in the UK usually charges anywhere from Β£80-100/$100-130 for 30 mins. Sometimes more or less depending on the service, location etc.
post 1627377543 01-03-2021, 02:59 PM
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tummy tuck scar tattoo cover up? gross.
post 1627377903 01-03-2021, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
so she wiped your ass to ensure no poop, then proceeded to eat ?
Yeah pretty much although it's rare, I've seen around 27 different escorts and only two have ate my angus tbh.
post 1627378093 01-03-2021, 03:07 PM
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"unexpectedly she then starts wiping my ass gives me a rimjob whilst fingerimg my ass at the same time which felt pretty good TBH."

As stated above, confirmed *******
post 1627378133 01-03-2021, 03:08 PM
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post 1627378393 01-03-2021, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted By MotorCityCobra⏩
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Nice smash homie. I would ask you for her number if i was in UK and get sloppy seconds all day. Prob smash that to some digga d or russ gun lean lol
post 1627378603 01-03-2021, 03:16 PM
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How do you guys not worry about getting herpes from banging escorts?
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post 1627378673 01-03-2021, 03:16 PM
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You didn't eat her out? Are you homo?
post 1627378803 01-03-2021, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
How do you guys not worry about getting herpes from banging escorts?
If you get a BBBJ (bareback bj) thats what they call it, you can easily. Lot's don't for this reason.

Herpes if using a condom you should be ok, if she has HSV2. But if shes got herpes on her mouth, and you get head, its game set match bra. You got genital herpes.

Considering an insane amount of people have HSV1(herpes that shows on the lips and mouth), you are probably at a WAY higher chance to get genital herpes from a random tinder ho whos giving you head condomless. srs
post 1627378833 01-03-2021, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
How do you guys not worry about getting herpes from banging escorts?
Use agencies. The difference in quality is like phuking night and day from leolist crackheads. I recommend Korean srs.
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post 1627378993 01-03-2021, 03:20 PM
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what would your parents think if they knew you were getting ur azz fingered by a hooker?
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post 1627380263 01-03-2021, 03:33 PM
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Not to sound like an *******; but all you really are to an escort is just another business transaction.
post 1627381823 01-03-2021, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩
Not to sound like an *******; but all you really are to an escort is just another business transaction.
Lol of course I already know this, I'm not one of those naive simp clients who think escorts care about me.

It's just I love the fact I get to smash any girl that I want with a simple text and no effort/games involved. Its the perks of whoremaxximg.
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