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Thread: Old fashioned oats in the microwave is fukkin GODLY (srs)

post 1627457353 01-04-2021, 12:12 PM
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Old fashioned oats in the microwave is fukkin GODLY (srs)

brb fill a bowl halfway with some mothafukkin oats
brb add water so it's a lil over the top of your fukkin oats
brb put in microwave for 2:30
brb add one scoop of protein powder (ON vanilla ice cream is godly, might need to add a lil bit of water)
brb get a banana and mush that chit up and stir it in oatmeal
brb throw 2 tbspns of peanut butter and stir
brb add a lil few drops of honey if you'd like (don't really need it but w/e)


now go ahead and tell me that chit doesnt taste fukkin tremendous
post 1627457553 01-04-2021, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted By ISmokeTooMuch⏩
brb fill a bowl halfway with some mothafukkin oats
brb put in microwave for 2:30
brb add one scoop of protein powder (ON vanilla ice cream is godly, might need to add a lil bit of water)
brb get a banana and mush that chit up and stir it in oatmeal
brb throw 2 tbspns of peanut butter and stir
brb add a lil few drops of honey if you'd like (don't really need it but w/e)


now go ahead and tell me that chit doesnt taste fukkin tremendous
That's some dry oats.
post 1627457663 01-04-2021, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By cadetduke⏩
That's some dry oats.
forgot a step of water
post 1627457963 01-04-2021, 12:18 PM
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1 cup oats
Milk
Granola
PB

****** plz
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post 1627458193 01-04-2021, 12:21 PM
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I like putting sliced apples and some cinnamon in it. Like warm apple pie, srs.
post 1627458433 01-04-2021, 12:24 PM
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milk + oats on the stove, let cool down in fridge

hnggggggggg
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post 1627460083 01-04-2021, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
lol at op bragging about eating horse meal.
have you ever seen a fat horse

nah, they all thick. solid. tight

also, their teeth look similar to ours in terms of shape IIRC

so therefore oatmeal is the food we were created to eat

get out-IQ'd *******
post 1627460123 01-04-2021, 12:43 PM
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Oats - water - pancake syrup - brown sugar

My go to meal when I'm hungry and don't want to cook or have anything in the fridge

Big question to the oats crew: 5 minute oats or 1 minute oats? I go through phases of liking each.
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post 1627461063 01-04-2021, 12:53 PM
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nice, just got the vanilla ice cream protein for xmas, excited to try it out
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post 1627474343 01-04-2021, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Joesky20⏩
nice, just got the vanilla ice cream protein for xmas, excited to try it out
chits fukkin delicious when mixed with something like oatmeal dead srs

also pretty fukkin good on its own with water or milk.

deff gonna buy some more once i run out.
post 1627474483 01-04-2021, 03:08 PM
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Wow adding a bunch of stuff to oatmeal making it a 800+ calorie bowl tastes good. No fkn way!
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post 1627474703 01-04-2021, 03:12 PM
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You gotta follow the directions on the package to make them taste the best (actually srs)

Microwave water, add oats and microwave for x amount, stir and microwave again

You’ll never go back to just straight microwaving after doing this tbfh.
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post 1627474833 01-04-2021, 03:14 PM
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OP remaking the booger meal from The Matrix and thinking he's Gordon fuking Ramsay.
post 1627515243 01-05-2021, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted By justgenetics⏩
You gotta follow the directions on the package to make them taste the best (actually srs)

Microwave water, add oats and microwave for x amount, stir and microwave again

You’ll never go back to just straight microwaving after doing this tbfh.
used to microwave them but recently had a defect oven and had to use the stove to make them

not going back brah, texture and taste are so much better compared to microwaved (ded srs)

only when I really don't have time I'll microwave them again
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post 1627515773 01-05-2021, 12:31 AM
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Oats
Milk
microwave for 2.30 mins , das it
post 1627516263 01-05-2021, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted By EnochsProphecy⏩
I dont even digest half of the oats I eat. My stool is filled with oats. Basically free calories for me.
pics of stool?
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