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Thread: Just fished another man's baby yoghurt out of a girl

post 1627775653 01-07-2021, 08:35 AM
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Yall know that women are notorious for being late to everything right? Maybe she had to work late? Maybe she wanted to freshen up after work to look good for OP because she really likes him?

Just lmao @ yall being sus because a girl is running late. Have any of you had girlfriends?
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post 1627826153 01-07-2021, 03:35 PM
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Bump for OP, please tell us how you've resolved this.
post 1627829393 01-07-2021, 04:05 PM
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Nah this has to be next level solo self cucking of peace, serenity and prosperity. OP was presented with wet opportunity and noped out of there like a smart ass rushing to tell the misc about a "sloots gonna sloot" episode only for him to expose himself. Shiiiiiieeeeeeeeddd.
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post 1627830363 01-07-2021, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
Yall know that women are notorious for being late to everything right? Maybe she had to work late? Maybe she wanted to freshen up after work to look good for OP because she really likes him?

Just lmao @ yall being sus because a girl is running late. Have any of you had girlfriends?
"Plz dont arrive before 5pm"

- Who says arrive?

- Pm? No fukkn chit

- Signing off with an x

- cum in her vagina

These are all signs/habits shes learned from escorting
post 1627830803 01-07-2021, 04:20 PM
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I know its early.................... but best thread of 2021??
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post 1627831333 01-07-2021, 04:25 PM
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Ohhhh lord. Thanks misc we needed this.

Pic would be nice though
post 1627831763 01-07-2021, 04:29 PM
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i wish there was a malodrax ms paint pics
post 1627831953 01-07-2021, 04:31 PM
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hahahaha thanks for the lols OP
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post 1627833183 01-07-2021, 04:43 PM
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Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...

The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.


OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
post 1627846863 01-07-2021, 06:45 PM
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The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.
post 1627847663 01-07-2021, 06:53 PM
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Damn, if you busted inside her that would make one fukked up baby
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post 1627847833 01-07-2021, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
Yall know that women are notorious for being late to everything right? Maybe she had to work late? Maybe she wanted to freshen up after work to look good for OP because she really likes him?

Just lmao @ yall being sus because a girl is running late. Have any of you had girlfriends?
brah, if a girl i am seeing tells me "please do not arrive before"....im assuming there is a damn good reason she doesnt want me there. wtf? Yeah they're always late and always take too long to get ready, the guys is always waiting around...but I've never been told "please do not arrive before (fill in any time)" unless it's a ****ing escort

cant give women the benefit of the doubt in this day in age, especially the social media generation. the misc is softer than i remember, pre-2010 misc would never stand for this lmao
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post 1627853693 01-07-2021, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
Damn, if you busted inside her that would make one fukked up baby
Probably fraternal twins. 1 black and 1 white.
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post 1628024063 01-09-2021, 11:12 AM
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best thread of the year gets a few pages

while SS thread about her fat boyfriend gets 100 pages

what happened to the misc
You can't fight fate
post 1628024603 01-09-2021, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By CeBKa⏩
best thread of the year gets a few pages

while SS thread about her fat boyfriend gets 100 pages

what happened to the misc
Influx of redditors imo dude
More libs in the misc than ever before too
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1628026753 01-09-2021, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted By CeBKa⏩
best thread of the year gets a few pages

while SS thread about her fat boyfriend gets 100 pages

what happened to the misc
Tragic times indeed.

OP is going NC on us.. I appreciate him not deleting the thread though!
post 1628027903 01-09-2021, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Coal
Yall know that women are notorious for being late to everything right? Maybe she had to work late? Maybe she wanted to freshen up after work to look good for OP because she really likes him?

Just lmao @ yall being sus because a girl is running late. Have any of you had girlfriends?
Lol. 100% This.


Most miscers fully exposing themselves as absolute autistic morons.

I don't know of a single female that had me over, that either was very specific about the time, gave BS excuses as to why she'd prefer my place, or had, what was obviously either a very clean place, and also was freshly clean/showered when I arrived. Especially, and I mean especially, right after work.
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post 1628032433 01-09-2021, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By AestheticNoz⏩
Met this girl a few weeks ago she's a petite 30 yo Filipino chick with big teddies and a decent body. Won't post pics because you detectives are hounds so neg away. We've smashed before (raw) and was expecting more of the same when I went to hers after work today.

I get over to hers she's wearing a dress with nothing underneath. I get her straddling me and my fingers are in her so she's moaning away. I push her off me so she can go and close the blinds so her neighbors can't see. While she's doing this I look down at my hand and see some gooey stringy baby yoghurt on my fingers.

Noped my way out out the front door, STD results pending. She was probably smashing another miscer before I turned up.

https://imgur.com/ZFpVte5
Playing devil’s advocate that may have just been her normal discharge.

That being said... Asian and Pacific Islanders are fookin slooooooots. Nymphos.
You have my word as a Schons.
post 1628033073 01-09-2021, 12:45 PM
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I hope OP sanitized his hand by boiking it.
post 1628039863 01-09-2021, 02:03 PM
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Holy chit are retarded kunt? Have you never got a girl wet before lmao? I don't know if she's a whore or not (probability is high) but based on the OP, I'm certain you only recently lost your virginity LOLLLLL
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post 1628040343 01-09-2021, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust⏩
Who bang sloots nowadays raw unless she's your wife?
This^^^

Fukk that
I loe e.
post 1628042223 01-09-2021, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted By A1lthatrema1ns⏩
brah, if a girl i am seeing tells me "please do not arrive before"....im assuming there is a damn good reason she doesnt want me there. wtf? Yeah they're always late and always take too long to get ready, the guys is always waiting around...but I've never been told "please do not arrive before (fill in any time)" unless it's a ****ing escort

cant give women the benefit of the doubt in this day in age, especially the social media generation. the misc is softer than i remember, pre-2010 misc would never stand for this lmao
Girls are generally very into their hygiene. You're a dude, you probably would come home from work and be ready to fuk but girls are VERY particular about their hygiene.

I've been with some who spend 20-45 mins every day putting on their makeup, they use wipes all the time, they brush their teeth all the time. Some would not want you going down on them or having sex after work unless they're showered and clean.

The more this thread continues I'm beginning to see the massive amount of virgins/singlecels we have on the misc. If yall have ever had girls in your lives you'd come across quite a few who were particular like this.
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post 1628043083 01-09-2021, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Semen doesn't last that long in a white color -- it becomes clear.
No offence because wincel is one of my favourite posters but imagine being owned by wincel about sexual matters with a female.
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I haven't read the thread or the responses but there is a huge change that it wasn't sperm lol I can only imagine what these bunch of idiots have been responding.
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Originally Posted By CeBKa⏩
best thread of the year gets a few pages

while SS thread about her fat boyfriend gets 100 pages

what happened to the misc
Even though OP obviously isn't here to carry on the thread, I completely agree

Clicked on that SS thread once, and gtfo of it. Later, 100 pages
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Sloots gonna goop
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Im back and Im lol’ing again
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
lulz in to hear OP set us all straight


LMAO , OP legit autist
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Logged into my misc account for the first time in a year to lmao at op
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