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post 1628346923 01-12-2021, 10:31 AM
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I want to live in prison

Watched Bronson movie some time ago, movie about UK criminal Charles Bronson who spent most of his life in prison. After thinking for a while it would be kinda awesome to be in prison. Live in soltitude,peace.
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Why not if you don't value freedom at all.
post 1628347273 01-12-2021, 10:34 AM
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OP was at home thinking "How do I get unlimited access to a smorgasbord of cawk?? Oh yeah...I'll just go to jail and get my fill. "
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
give us a shoutout when you're on the news brah
Ich werde dich ersten anrufen 😉
post 1628347803 01-12-2021, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Ich werde dich ersten anrufen 😉
Als ersten bruda

Also i googled the covid fines here and i would only need to spend half a day in prison

Euro prisons are way more relaxed than in the states, its like going out with friends but no girls and self brewed alcohol
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If you live in the UK, you basically already live in prison.

Also OP, in real prison I think you'd enjoy the romance and how easy it is to get laid there.
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Watched Bronson movie some time ago, movie about UK criminal Charles Bronson who spent most of his life in prison. After thinking for a while it would be kinda awesome to be in prison. Live in soltitude,peace.
You'd not be allowed ur Madrid Shirts in UK Prisons mate as we have Uniform or you'd have to hide under the uniform T Shirt!!
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Watched Bronson movie some time ago, movie about UK criminal Charles Bronson who spent most of his life in prison. After thinking for a while it would be kinda awesome to be in prison. Live in soltitude,peace.
That guy is a cuck and simp. not even hardened criminals are immune from modern cuckism.


https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lat...after-23291202

Hes all mad that his soon to be ex wife overdosed and vowed to chase down the guy that sold to her. She was living with and found by her new "partner". She already filed the paperwork to get the marriage annuled, she was just some sloot on the outside that sent him letters to use him for fame and notoriety. What a cuck to vow to go kill someone on her behalf when she was getting diked down by another man
post 1628348853 01-12-2021, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Perowise⏩
Als ersten bruda

Also i googled the covid fines here and i would only need to spend half a day in prison

Euro prisons are way more relaxed than in the states, its like going out with friends but no girls and self brewed alcohol
Kein mädchen ist kein problem. Ich habe kein und es ist schwerig eins zu bekommen, besonders heute im 2020/2021. Und gibt es immer ein möglichkeit jemandem im Gefängnis eine fotze machen und ihn in der Frau wechseln lmao
post 1628349053 01-12-2021, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Kein mädchen ist kein problem. Ich habe kein und es ist schwerig eins zu bekommen, besonders heute im 2020/2021. Und gibt es immer ein möglichkeit jemandem im Gefängnis eine fotze machen und ihn in der Frau wechseln lmao
Google Translate ?

You wanna make an inmate your pussy or do you talk about getting a girl to visit you ?

Pass auf dass du nicht deren fotze wirst bruda
post 1628349113 01-12-2021, 10:55 AM
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A place where you shower with other naked dudes, eat the cheapest food possible, and your buthole could be traded for a pack of ramen and a foil pouch of tuna doesn't sound to appealing
post 1628349203 01-12-2021, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Perowise⏩
Google Translate ?

You wanna make an inmate your pussy or do you talk about getting a girl to visit you ?

Pass auf dass du nicht deren fotze wirst bruda
Basically, lol Id cut off his dick and make him a pussy thats what I meant lol and no google translate I dont use that


Vielen dank für dein Ratschlag lmao
post 1628349293 01-12-2021, 10:57 AM
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make it worth it
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Bronson has spent most of his time in solitary confinement. Not a fun time brah.
post 1628349913 01-12-2021, 11:02 AM
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haha na warum nicht

jeder wie er will

German threads are the new normal now
post 1628349953 01-12-2021, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
ich glaub er meinte dass er einen typen im gefängnis zu seiner bitch macht LMAO

edit: yep das meinte er


IT IS WHAT IT IS BOYO
Es ist wie es ist, stimmt? 😂😂 jeez german is amazing I know my german is trash but Im learning it and its really fun when you know a foreign language and especially use it for insults or some form of mocking. I need it for my career and I'll study italian this year I hope.
post 1628350693 01-12-2021, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Es ist wie es ist, stimmt? 😂😂 jeez german is amazing I know my german is trash but Im learning it and its really fun when you know a foreign language and especially use it for insults or some form of mocking. I need it for my career and I'll study italian this year I hope.
Its pretty good but dont translate it word by word

Wir schaffen dat nö ?
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Originally Posted By Perowise⏩
Its pretty good but dont translate it word by word

Wir schaffen dat nö ?
Wow thnx I mean Im only A1 level now and by summer I'll be A2 and you are right about not translating it word by word. There is some form of sentence structure in german I get that. Btw I dont understand nö? Are you from Schweiz? You swiss people and austrians have totally different accents im german its hard to understand lol is that some form of slang or
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Wow thnx I mean Im only A1 level now and by summer I'll be A2 and you are right about not translating it word by word. There is some form of sentence structure in german I get that. Btw I dont understand nö? Are you from Schweiz? You swiss people and austrians have totally different accents im german its hard to understand lol is that some form of slang or
I am like rajc a foreigner hehe

Serb in austria but i can nail the german german accent

Nö = No or in that sentence i used like „We‘ll gonna make it, aight?“ nö being the aight kinda filler word
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Originally Posted By Perowise⏩
I am like rajc a foreigner hehe

Serb in austria but i can nail the german german accent

Nö = No or in that sentence i used like „We‘ll gonna make it, aight?“ nö being the aight kinda filler word
Srbin? Haha ja sam hrvat. Šta ima pajdo koliko si dugo u austriji jebote i vas i nas ima svugdje haha
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Srbin? Haha ja sam hrvat. Šta ima pajdo koliko si dugo u austriji jebote i vas i nas ima svugdje haha
haha damn rajc, marko and me should make a czech tour

Balkan/Turk degenmaxxing

Dosta sam dugo tamo, gde ti zivis brate?
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this is a way of OP getting raw dogged for free. Genius *******
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Originally Posted By Perowise⏩
haha damn rajc, marko and me should make a czech tour

Balkan/Turk degenmaxxing

Dosta sam dugo tamo, gde ti zivis brate?
Ja sam u Zagrebu. Želio bih otići u austriju/njemačku/švicarsku na odmor i tako a tko zna možda i otić živjet u budućnosti. Ja učim ovako njemački zbog karijere tu u Hrvatskoj al dobro je to što mogu s jezikom i van otići živjeti. Nešto sam razmišljao i da si zaradim finu mirovinu pa baš razmišljam da odem u bliskoj budućnosti van.
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
nah could be berlin or maybe cologne accent, you know people " on the streets " sometimes talk a bit different

swissgerman is also different but the notch is upped even more

the "dat" is just "das"

the "nö?" is accented from the word "na" .. in this context it means something "right?"






hrvat sloots are the best SRS.. then bosna nr2
Oh alright thx and yeah croatian girls are good,bosnian too very nice but italians are the best
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
OP was at home thinking "How do I get unlimited access to a smorgasbord of cawk?? Oh yeah...I'll just go to jail and get my fill. "
He doesn't need prison for that, LOL! What OP was hoping for was more limited access to soap, whiskey, and dogs.
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
interesting tbh, how is zagreb for picking up sloots ? when u dont speak the language and are TR ethnicity ?

seems like croatia is a great place SRS but everyone always talks about the holiday places like split etc

your german is pretty good brah, i'm sure you'll do fine.. especially since you speak english already aswell




eeeewwwwww italians
To be honest I cannot give you my experiences of picking up girls because I WASNT a very social type up until this damn virus hit up. I never had any girl too lol I flirted with like 10-12 girls in the past 2 years and they all "rejected" me so Im not very lucky as well on that field but oh well. Im more of a go to gym type,working a lot (studying) and I prefer to play video games than going out clubbing since I dont feel like going out in club alone.
Zagreb all in all is pretty vibe I guess, lot of friendly people.

Italian girls are gorgeous bro wtf everybody knows that come on
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Originally Posted By miscHodor⏩
A place where you shower with other naked dudes, eat the cheapest food possible, and your buthole could be traded for a pack of ramen and a foil pouch of tuna doesn't sound to appealing
It's the hole on the other end you have to be careful for. Piss in the lungs, waterboarding, that's torture and it's common af in prison or after prisoners get home and start raping their kin again. Horrible. I can only imagine the depth of hate that libs have to possess to say prison should be abolished and the families left to a fate like that. Not that I think conservatives care either.
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
hmm you know i had plans of making a big roadtrip once and zagreb was on the list of countries to hit
the plan was from zürich to milan -> zagreb -> ship to greece from croatia -> istanbul

anyways italian girls are ugly af .. pretty much all of north italian girls are a writeoff (no face no tits) .. only southern italian girls are ok-ish
they do have their toptopnotch ones every now and then but it's very rare... all in all they're quite ugly.. greek girls are better

but just lol at looking at italian girls when you live in croatia
Spanish and Swedish are good looking too ,more than girls here but thats already known
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