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post 1628383683 01-12-2021, 04:09 PM
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Wow its ibby i cant believe i forgot

so fuking ugly
<Made by Koloxoid>
post 1628383693 01-12-2021, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972
That's a man.
Keven/10
Eat in a deficit to lose weight.
Hit your protein and fat minimums to stay healthy and keep your gainz.
Lift heavy and do HIIT to look and feel awesome.
Use the internet to learn why you should do these things and how to do these things.
post 1628383873 01-12-2021, 04:10 PM
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Your profile would kill it on Grindr.
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post 1628383973 01-12-2021, 04:11 PM
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She stopped responding anyway, I have a few more matches but can't be asked jestermaxxing.

Gonna go smash this escort this weekend instead.

Pics of escort I'm seeing, already smashed her a month ago and paid £100/$130 for 30 mins.

She's really good in bed and her blowjobs are amazing .


[/url]





[img]https://i.ibb.co/Wx1L1hg/20201203-204526.jpg[/img][/url]
post 1628384183 01-12-2021, 04:13 PM
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Revenue protection officer






So, building security guard?
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Can't edit avi, mod tried to help but he couldn't figure it out either
post 1628384473 01-12-2021, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
Heres my tinder profile it's not that great and my physique is nothing to write home about.

[/u




Why did you use an apostrophe for the word "things"?
post 1628384703 01-12-2021, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted By mesobuild
Why did you use an apostrophe for the word "things"?
Same reason he wrote "get" twice
post 1628384883 01-12-2021, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Droopdx
Revenue protection officer






So, building security guard?
I work at a train station checking costumers tickets and guarding the barriers.

It's similar to security but mostly costumer service based, although its been very quiet for a while due to covid so pretty much get paid to do nothing lol.
post 1628385033 01-12-2021, 04:24 PM
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brah, remove that bio on your profile.
post 1628385893 01-12-2021, 04:33 PM
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well 1st of all your pics looks the same. 2cnd why are you smiling like an idiot looking in a f*cking mirror alone in your home?

Are we gonna ignore that sloot is 36 miles away? I mean smash is not gonna happen 99.9%
post 1628386853 01-12-2021, 04:42 PM
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Ibby pls, why do you make this face in every selfie on your bio?
post 1628388243 01-12-2021, 04:54 PM
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i eat ass
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post 1628391443 01-12-2021, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted By nielk
brah, remove that bio on your profile.
What should I put instead? I just like to be blunt on Tinder and tell the truth. I genuinely do hate texting.

Originally Posted By randomuser12345
well 1st of all your pics looks the same. 2cnd why are you smiling like an idiot looking in a f*cking mirror alone in your home?

Are we gonna ignore that sloot is 36 miles away? I mean smash is not gonna happen 99.9%
I know I won't meet her lol, she stopped responding anyway and girls who send messages like that tend to be attention whores who are just on Tinder for banter.

The ones who are genuinely interested/ones I've actually met up with IRL tend to just send basic messages or want to have a proper conversation.
post 1628392693 01-12-2021, 05:33 PM
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That’s a trap buddy. Proceed with caution.
post 1628393043 01-12-2021, 05:36 PM
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Grammar and punctuation skills of piss and prosperity

strong facial expression, strong responses


fukn strong everything lmao
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
post 1628393203 01-12-2021, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Acal83
I'd respond by unmatching.
Yeah, that one is so bad I think I'd do the same.
post 1628448663 01-13-2021, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
Heres my tinder profile it's not that great and my physique is nothing to write home about.

[/u







Yes, I thought this would be common knowledge by now.
brother

i am saying this with all love

remove all pictures of u in tight shirts and holding your stomach to flex your arms, those days are long gone
post 1628449523 01-13-2021, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF
brother

i am saying this with all love

remove all pictures of u in tight shirts and holding your stomach to flex your arms, those days are long gone
The pics do have a distinctive "What do you mean Dom Mazzetti is just a satirical character?" vibe.
Eat in a deficit to lose weight.
Hit your protein and fat minimums to stay healthy and keep your gainz.
Lift heavy and do HIIT to look and feel awesome.
Use the internet to learn why you should do these things and how to do these things.
post 1628449743 01-13-2021, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By nosirrahx
The pics do have a distinctive "What do you mean Dom Mazzetti is just a satirical character?" vibe.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

i would delete them all and get a female friend to suggest photos to post its clear he needs the help, no point in continuing this charade
post 1628449983 01-13-2021, 08:47 AM
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How many matches do ya have?
post 1628450253 01-13-2021, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF
li would delete them all and get a female friend to suggest photos to post its clear he needs the help, no point in continuing this charade
This advice is actually on point. Back when I was single I had a female friend make my dating profile and boom, instant results.
Eat in a deficit to lose weight.
Hit your protein and fat minimums to stay healthy and keep your gainz.
Lift heavy and do HIIT to look and feel awesome.
Use the internet to learn why you should do these things and how to do these things.
post 1628450783 01-13-2021, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
Heres my tinder profile it's not that great and my physique is nothing to write home about.

[/u







Yes, I thought this would be common knowledge by now.
Remove those pictures and have a friend take some new ones or pay someone for a photo session.
post 1628451143 01-13-2021, 08:58 AM
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her makeup looks like my ex's (she was a clown)
post 1628451213 01-13-2021, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted By robertbaggiojr
How many matches do ya have?
221 but that's only because I use boost once a month since I paid for Tinder Gold which was only £6 at the time. It gives you 10x more views.

Had my account since September, my old one got perma banned because I let one of my friends troll sloots on it.
post 1628452783 01-13-2021, 09:17 AM
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i have 500 matches brah, my 2 cents would also be to get rid of that ******* paragraph you have and replace it with a witty bio.

creative one liners work pretty well

also u dont need to be tryna flex ur arms in every pic lol, that's quite off putting
I'll see you on Mount Olympus
post 1628455203 01-13-2021, 09:43 AM
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[QUOTE=Vascularmanlet post_id=1628382583]Heres my tinder profile it's not that great and my physique is nothing to write home about.

[img]https://i.ibb.co/TwqNSmy/Screenshot-20210112-225417-Tinder.jpg[img][/u


[img]https://i.ibb.co/m9LbWVw/Screenshot-20210112-225829-Tinder.jpg[img][/QUOTE]This looks like something I'd imagine being on grindr.

Do I need to post ****gy pictures to get more matches?
post 1628456843 01-13-2021, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF
brother

i am saying this with all love

remove all pictures of u in tight shirts and holding your stomach to flex your arms, those days are long gone
Yeah the raised eyebrows with the zoolander face is suspect. Like someone just asked op a tough question.
"Stop sitting back saying yeah man, I wanna be this, I wanna be that, grab your phucking nuts and be it" -Greg Plitt

Can't edit avi, mod tried to help but he couldn't figure it out either
post 1628457733 01-13-2021, 10:13 AM
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stop looking at your phone when you take pics OP

learn to put your phone on video and then pose for the picture without the phone in your hand, then screen capture when you look best.

This mirror selfie looking at the phone is cringe level 1000 to women.
**worthless college major crew**

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