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post 1628515823 01-13-2021, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
I like how you project that I’m just a blatant a-hole to people I deal with on the job. Lol pls go you pathetic fukk
Yeah there are good cops out there. They've come to my house a few times and are always chill. I've worked with detectives as well.
post 1628517183 01-13-2021, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
She responded

"Hi I'm trying to go camping this weekend. Thank you for asking tho. I appreciate the thought."

What do I respond? Or is she deflecting and I not message back.
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post 1628517783 01-13-2021, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss


Cliffs:
- Miscers calling for OP to send one last Hail Mary and the above gif is what happened
we told him to be assertive and invite her over to his place.

Not to give a beta ambiguous message like "wanna hang", gtfoh with that, lmao.
She probably tought he wanted to chat again and drink his lemonade for 3 hours.
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post 1628518223 01-13-2021, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted By umadbroski
we told him to be assertive and invite her over to his place.

Not to give a beta ambiguous message like "wanna hang", gtfoh with that, lmao.
She probably tought he wanted to chat again and drink his lemonade for 3 hours.
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Originally Posted By umadbroski
we told him to be assertive and invite her over to his place.

Not to give a beta ambiguous message like "wanna hang", gtfoh with that, lmao.
She probably tought he wanted to chat again and drink his lemonade for 3 hours.
If only it was “wanna bang” instead...
























Probably the same response lol
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Originally Posted By homers54321
If only it was “wanna bang” instead...
























Probably the same response lol
sure, he would still probably have gotten rejected but at least wouldnt have looked like a cuck anymore.

"Sup bitch, wanna ****?"
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i honestly think the "thanks for the thought" is a weird comment to a dude you don't like. typically they're trying to end the conversation or not responding at all

since when do you thank someone you don't like for thinking about them lol (or them thinking about you.. however you'd word it)? she might think op is a kid from his behavior though, so is trying to pad him

i would have sent a sexual hail mary after that. it would have had to have been raunchy cause you're now deep in betaness but i would have said fuk it

was gonna play on "thoughts" and "putting them into physical" but.... who cares?

you got some experience op. like i said, now you can tell people you went on a date with a hot 50 year old. you don't have to tell them you fuked up ha
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Originally Posted By propreffered7
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was gonna play on "thoughts" and "putting them into physical" but.... who cares
“Thanks for the dirty thoughts you’ve inspired”

“If camping doesn’t pan out you should swing by my place instead. Wine.. Netflix?”

“Hmu if you need a camping buddy to stay warm this weekend

Lol not srs at the above pls do not send... pls
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post 1628522273 01-13-2021, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted By eatmycrackers
“Thanks for the dirty thoughts you’ve inspired”

“If camping doesn’t pan out you should swing by my place instead. Wine.. Netflix?”

“Hmu if you need a camping buddy to stay warm this weekend

Lol not srs at the above pls do not send... pls
Lol the towel has been thrown in brah. Would’ve been cheeky though
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Originally Posted By eatmycrackers
“Thanks for the dirty thoughts you’ve inspired”

“If camping doesn’t pan out you should swing by my place instead. Wine.. Netflix?”

“Hmu if you need a camping buddy to stay warm this weekend

Lol not srs at the above pls do not send... pls
yea, i mostly wouldn't, cause i think op kinda purposely sabotaged it. don't trust he wouldn't fuk up the next text or that he wouldn't chicken out

but it would be akin to "ive had enough and finished to enough thoughts. wanted to put it into physical"

risky if she's not feeling you but the balls needed to make the switch. at least you'd have let your balls hang if she didn't. even if she acted aghast, double down

but for the future as i said before sticking to just making plans and being short/ brief over text is better. like "come to my place". "i want to pick you up at 7", etc. if you don't want any stuff affecting future leo stuff
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
Lol the towel has been thrown in brah. Would’ve been cheeky though
How do you know it's over?

There's one last hail mary brah. I have substantial experience with a couple 8.5/10 cougars that were in their later 40's, maybe one was 51 the last time we banged, but top tier status. Maybe a half point below OP's girl.

An approach that might seriously work and no WK, but: "Hey, I'll admit I was a little intimidated by you the first time, which rarely happens. I'd be interested in spending time in a more private setting, so we can get to know each other more intimately, both intellectually and physically. I'd like to explore your mind and your body. Let me know what your favorite wine is if you're free to stop by Saturday night."

When cougars are chasing, while they're still going after chad aesthetics, and someone that needs to give off the confidence where she knows he can handle the bedroom, they do find it charming when some of those flashes of boyish youth come out, they appreciate the "innocent sweetness". But you're also being direct in a non overly aggressive way that you're gonna bring it this time.

Wait until after this goddamn camping trip though OP.
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That’ll just make me look like a supreme beta ^^^
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
That’ll just make me look like a supreme beta ^^^
Lol, what do you think gets a woman wet?

"Wanna hang" or talking about exploring her body?

You need to do something to set yourself apart at this point brah. Guarantee she has 5 other taller, better looking, killers in line and several in her rolodex she can dial up.

Continually asking her to do corny chit and then being worthless in person? That's not it.

And why do you think copy pastas like this actually work incredibly well:

"I want you to fukc my face. Straddle me and just grind on it. I wanna suck your pussy juice and get it all over my face. I'm not gonna touch you, I just wanna use all tongue and let you get as nasty as you want. Then, let me turn you over in doggy and suck your pussy from the back.....slowly. Nibble the clit, let you put a finger in there and feed it to me. Then, after I've eaten my fill, whatever happens next, does. I don't even care about the sex, I just need to taste you."
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Originally Posted By ReyDelMundo
An approach that might seriously work and no WK, but: "Hey, I'll admit I was a little intimidated by you the first time, which rarely happens. I'd be interested in spending time in a more private setting, so we can get to know each other more intimately, both intellectually and physically. I'd like to explore your mind and your body. Let me know what your favorite wine is if you're free to stop by Saturday night."
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Originally Posted By nn586
Bruh, this dude needs to drop the nuclear option, 80% chance he'll strike out, 20% chance it hits.

His current trajectory however to this point has been self immolation and jumping into large pools of gasoline.
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Originally Posted By ReyDelMundo
Bruh, this dude needs to drop the nuclear option, 80% chance he'll strike out, 20% chance it hits.

His current trajectory however to this point has been self immolation and jumping into large pools of gasoline.
Its not like he has much to lose at this point.

Go for it.
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what in the phuck

37 pages for a 50 year old who is moving away soon?


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Originally Posted By ReyDelMundo
And why do you think copy pastas like this actually work incredibly well:

"I want you to fukc my face. Straddle me and just grind on it. I wanna suck your pussy juice and get it all over my face. I'm not gonna touch you, I just wanna use all tongue and let you get as nasty as you want. Then, let me turn you over in doggy and suck your pussy from the back.....slowly. Nibble the clit, let you put a finger in there and feed it to me. Then, after I've eaten my fill, whatever happens next, does. I don't even care about the sex, I just need to taste you."
I don't think he can send something like this as a LEO. I bet it works well when you're not a LEO, though.
Originally Posted By Rattelsnake
ot creating texts he wouldn't want forwarded to his department to see. Too many crazies out there nowadays to not play it safe.

As for the pics, no one else brought this up, but if you inspect closer the booty pic, I say it's photoshopped below the waist. She is relatively still in good shape overall, but the fraud part comes from this:

First giveaway is the two glute cheeks are not symmetrical. The right one is shaped like a ball and the left one is rather elongated. Buttock shapes can be either, but typically not one of each. For a 50 year old, no way would she have a ball shape unless with plastic surgery, whereas the elongated one might be possible, but I doubt a plastic surgeon would offer a ball shape at that age as it would look too unnatural with the rest of the body contour. All muscles and fat deposits change shape as one ages.

Second giveaway, the skin below the waist is much lighter tone and too baby-skin smooth compared to upper body, where it's scaly-like, with some faint wrinkled, scrunched-like skin quality that's more in line with aged skin from five decades of sun. So the upper looks real, but not the lower.
You're right, I think the pics are shopped as her skin looks way too smooth below the waist for a 50 year old. The scaly-like skin in the upper body is more accurate.

I personally don't think her face looks that great. She is one who probably overcompensates in the bikini department. Bikini competitors can be a headache, too, as they are going to have that narcissism to go with "well I can still rock a bikini and compete at 50".

Props to her for working out a ton, though. I don't think I could go to bed at 8pm every night to get up that early to workout at 50 lol. I would just stay in bed and go back to sleep. I'd rather work out at night.

If OP did get her alone, I don't think he would have the confidence to close. She would be the one who does all of the work to get him in bed.
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Originally Posted By areyoucereal
what in the phuck

37 pages for a 50 year old who is moving away soon?


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You do realize how advantageous it is to have a rolodex of sloots around the country right? Brb, business trip to Tampa, brb oh yeah there's that horse trainer tiffany I fuked last time I was out here. Bro trip to Austin, brb oh yeah, that girl who lived in Denver that I used to hook up with moved to Austin last time I heard, I should hit her up.

I make a direct point when I slay on an out of town rugby trip or w/e to inform the sloot that I'll hit her up next time I'm in town, and to stay in touch and let me know if they move.

Easy as fuk way to save on a hotel as well if you know a girl who lives out of town and you're traveling there. Was in Vancouver a few years ago with 5 of my rugby buddies whoring out for a tournament. Hit girl up I knew had moved there, let her know I was visiting, said she was down to link up, asked her what her living situation was, told me she had a 2 bedroom condo, no roommates.

We ended up crashing at her place during the trip with my buddies as well. Had steady action from her the entire time, my bros were super respectful of her place and bought her a nice bottle of wine as a thank you. It could have been that or paying out the a$$ for an AirBnB that gets trashed and you get charged damages, competing with hundreds of other jacked handsome rugby dudes for a far smaller pool of women?

Having different hoes in different area codes is a lifestyle enhancement.
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Originally Posted By ReyDelMundo
You do realize how advantageous it is to have a rolodex of sloots around the country right? Brb, business trip to Tampa, brb oh yeah there's that horse trainer tiffany I fuked last time I was out here. Bro trip to Austin, brb oh yeah, that girl who lived in Denver that I used to hook up with moved to Austin last time I heard, I should hit her up.

I make a direct point when I slay on an out of town rugby trip or w/e to inform the sloot that I'll hit her up next time I'm in town, and to stay in touch and let me know if they move.

Easy as fuk way to save on a hotel as well if you know a girl who lives out of town and you're traveling there. Was in Vancouver a few years ago with 5 of my rugby buddies whoring out for a tournament. Hit girl up I knew had moved there, let her know I was visiting, said she was down to link up, asked her what her living situation was, told me she had a 2 bedroom condo, no roommates.

We ended up crashing at her place during the trip with my buddies as well. Had steady action from her the entire time, my bros were super respectful of her place and bought her a nice bottle of wine as a thank you. It could have been that or paying out the a$$ for an AirBnB that gets trashed and you get charged damages, competing with hundreds of other jacked handsome rugby dudes for a far smaller pool of women?

Having different hoes in different area codes is a lifestyle enhancement.
Definitely. I have a rolodex of sloots in Florida, so I just save my airline miles and can stay with them for a nice beach trip at minimal cost. It's not that hard to keep in touch with them every now and then.
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Op this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while bro

You really fumbled it. She must have found you attractive enough to match with you, and to go on a evening date with you. She showed you she was interested with the touching and feeling and you sat back to be respectful. You gotta stop thinking that women are something other than just people bro, shoot the chit with her, have some fun and give her back what she gives you (touchy feely) also I recommend you learn to have a drink or two, you really don't want to be the guy on a dinner drinks date who is sober while she's drinking, makes you look creepy bro like you're waiting for her to get drunk. Get loose. You've been gifted with the body you just need the game my guy. Biggest advice I can give you is stop thinking women are some holy grail and just hang with them and have some jokes and they will relax, Not letting you give her a lift home is a red flag bro something must have changed from her thinking you were attractive enough to go on a date with to wanting to leave herself and then let you down gently by text she must have definitely wanted out of the situation.
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Originally Posted By ReyDelMundo
You do realize how advantageous it is to have a rolodex of sloots around the country right? Brb, business trip to Tampa, brb oh yeah there's that horse trainer tiffany I fuked last time I was out here. Bro trip to Austin, brb oh yeah, that girl who lived in Denver that I used to hook up with moved to Austin last time I heard, I should hit her up.

I make a direct point when I slay on an out of town rugby trip or w/e to inform the sloot that I'll hit her up next time I'm in town, and to stay in touch and let me know if they move.

Easy as fuk way to save on a hotel as well if you know a girl who lives out of town and you're traveling there. Was in Vancouver a few years ago with 5 of my rugby buddies whoring out for a tournament. Hit girl up I knew had moved there, let her know I was visiting, said she was down to link up, asked her what her living situation was, told me she had a 2 bedroom condo, no roommates.

We ended up crashing at her place during the trip with my buddies as well. Had steady action from her the entire time, my bros were super respectful of her place and bought her a nice bottle of wine as a thank you. It could have been that or paying out the a$$ for an AirBnB that gets trashed and you get charged damages, competing with hundreds of other jacked handsome rugby dudes for a far smaller pool of women?

Having different hoes in different area codes is a lifestyle enhancement.
Lmao at giving advice on how to be a hobosexual. Get a nice beach condo and fuk some quality sloots. Don't be a poorcel shacking up with fatties for a free room.
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Throw a Hail Mary OP. You have nothing to lose. It’s beta as phuk but you’re not looking for anything in the long run so how she views you means nothing. Just throw the Hail Mary, if it succeeds you can phuk and that’s it.
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.....cliffs?

Read page one what seems to be ages ago and this thread is still at the top somehow
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Would she be “too busy” to call back or go out with Brad Pitt? Her interest level is not high enough in you!
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Originally Posted By cazzo1
.....cliffs?

Read page one what seems to be ages ago and this thread is still at the top somehow
Originally Posted By DBoyDaRealest
cliffs

OP matches hot 50 year old who says she goes to same gym, wants to get a lift in with OP.

OP does dinner/drinks date before gym date instead (dumb move, if you are diced you should do the gym date and get them to hnggg at you and then smash soon after)

OP does not escalate at dinner date despite girl being touchy feely, practically friendzones himself

the cougar calls a lyft home and then cancels the gym date they had later on

ADDITIONAL DETAIL - she told OP she was moving in 6 months and OP didn't realize this was her telling him to please fuk her tonight and make moves

Miscers calling for OP to send one last hail mary, rational miscers are cautioning against it, as OP has clear confidence issues and her rejecting him or ghosting him for a second time is not what he needs
The hail mary in question was getting OP to send an aggressive text, basically saying he wanted to fuk. Instead, in his infinite wisdom, OP sent the following: "Wanna hang Saturday?"

She politely declined by saying she's "trying" to go camping.

FIN.
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Originally Posted By LordBroly
The hail mary in question was getting OP to send an aggressive text, basically saying he wanted to fuk. Instead, in his infinite wisdom, OP sent the following: "Wanna hang Saturday?"

She politely declined by saying she's "trying" to go camping.

FIN.
Fuking hell lmao, typical misc autism at work
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