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How can I snitch on covid lockdown breakers (uk)?
Is there a police hotline number or something? Text? I’m keeping an eye on my neighbours, some of whom seem to be moving about suspiciously at odd hours possibly without good reason.
Ps, I need to report them anonymously as I still like to be polite to their faces
Pps do you think I could testify remotely in court, like they do with abuse victims, since I’d like to make sure they receive the maximum fine without them knowing it was me
Example, this friendly old widower with a wooden leg opposite me called Bert, a war veteran, came back from the shops today with a bunch of bananas and some condensed milk. He said a cheery hello to me, asked about the family etc and I was cordial to him but I know for a FACT he went out last Monday for some food shopping and you aren’t supposed to be out more than once a week (I wrote down all my neighbours movements in my lockdown notebook)
Ps, I need to report them anonymously as I still like to be polite to their faces
Pps do you think I could testify remotely in court, like they do with abuse victims, since I’d like to make sure they receive the maximum fine without them knowing it was me
Example, this friendly old widower with a wooden leg opposite me called Bert, a war veteran, came back from the shops today with a bunch of bananas and some condensed milk. He said a cheery hello to me, asked about the family etc and I was cordial to him but I know for a FACT he went out last Monday for some food shopping and you aren’t supposed to be out more than once a week (I wrote down all my neighbours movements in my lockdown notebook)
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Logged in just to call you a *******Is there a police hotline number or something? Text? I’m keeping an eye on my neighbours, some of whom seem to be moving about suspiciously at odd hours possibly without good reason.
Ps, I need to report them anonymously as I still like to be polite to their faces
Pps do you think I could testify remotely in court, like they do with abuse victims, since I’d like to make sure they receive the maximum fine without them knowing it was me
Example, this friendly old widower with a wooden leg opposite me called Bert, a war veteran, came back from the shops today with a bunch of bananas and some condensed milk. He said a cheery hello to me, asked about the family etc and I was cordial to him but I know for a FACT he went out last Monday for some food shopping and you aren’t supposed to be out more than once a week (I wrote down all my neighbours movements in my lockdown notebook)
Ps, I need to report them anonymously as I still like to be polite to their faces
Pps do you think I could testify remotely in court, like they do with abuse victims, since I’d like to make sure they receive the maximum fine without them knowing it was me
Example, this friendly old widower with a wooden leg opposite me called Bert, a war veteran, came back from the shops today with a bunch of bananas and some condensed milk. He said a cheery hello to me, asked about the family etc and I was cordial to him but I know for a FACT he went out last Monday for some food shopping and you aren’t supposed to be out more than once a week (I wrote down all my neighbours movements in my lockdown notebook)
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Lol try and pull that on me OP won’t work
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My neighbours have been holding a Baptist Church Choir in their living room a few times a week. SRS
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Gosh your such a nice guy OP!!!Is there a police hotline number or something? Text? I’m keeping an eye on my neighbours, some of whom seem to be moving about suspiciously at odd hours possibly without good reason.
Ps, I need to report them anonymously as I still like to be polite to their faces
Pps do you think I could testify remotely in court, like they do with abuse victims, since I’d like to make sure they receive the maximum fine without them knowing it was me
Example, this friendly old widower with a wooden leg opposite me called Bert, a war veteran, came back from the shops today with a bunch of bananas and some condensed milk. He said a cheery hello to me, asked about the family etc and I was cordial to him but I know for a FACT he went out last Monday for some food shopping and you aren’t supposed to be out more than once a week (I wrote down all my neighbours movements in my lockdown notebook)
Ps, I need to report them anonymously as I still like to be polite to their faces
Pps do you think I could testify remotely in court, like they do with abuse victims, since I’d like to make sure they receive the maximum fine without them knowing it was me
Example, this friendly old widower with a wooden leg opposite me called Bert, a war veteran, came back from the shops today with a bunch of bananas and some condensed milk. He said a cheery hello to me, asked about the family etc and I was cordial to him but I know for a FACT he went out last Monday for some food shopping and you aren’t supposed to be out more than once a week (I wrote down all my neighbours movements in my lockdown notebook)
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Originally Posted By jeshelton⏩
tba, he's custom ordering one because nothing can fill that endless gaping voidWhat's the longest dildo in your collection OP?
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Originally Posted By Wh1teDyn0mite⏩
Location checks outMy neighbours have been holding a Baptist Church Choir in their living room a few times a week. SRS
Honestly in Croydon I’d leave it. They need God more there than anywhere
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Originally Posted By jeshelton⏩
That's a good question.What's the longest dildo in your collection OP?
I'm gonna buy him a 12 incher from Amazon Prime.
I bet he'll enjoy it up his ass
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01-15-2021, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Merovingian11⏩
Should be mandatory for lockdown breakersThat's a good question.
I'm gonna buy him a 12 incher from Amazon Prime.
I bet he'll enjoy it up his ass
I'm gonna buy him a 12 incher from Amazon Prime.
I bet he'll enjoy it up his ass
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