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What's the best prank you ever pulled?
In architecture class in High School we would crack the door and say: Up here!
1/10 students would realize we weren't up there we were on the ground floor. The rest would look up because they were gullible AF.
1/10 students would realize we weren't up there we were on the ground floor. The rest would look up because they were gullible AF.
I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.
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On a snowboarding trip we soaked this guys underwear and then put it in the little freezer in the hotel room so it froze solid. Every day before hitting the slopes he had to defrost a pair in the microwave.
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Originally Posted By Batorr⏩
That's fukkin disgusting you degen. Haha.In 9th grade I took a dollar bill and smeared some chit I found in a toilet and dropped it on the ground in a hall crowded with kids during lunch.
I saw some girl pick it up and put it in her pocket lmao.
I saw some girl pick it up and put it in her pocket lmao.
I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.
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01-16-2021, 12:38 AM
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pulled my friend's chair in music class when I was in 6th grade
whole class lol'd
whole class lol'd
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A lot of kids would superglue quarters to the ground.
We'd also make paper airplanes with pencils in the nose then throw them up to the Library ceiling.
I think I got caught one time. Didn't get in too much trouble from it though.
We'd also make paper airplanes with pencils in the nose then throw them up to the Library ceiling.
I think I got caught one time. Didn't get in too much trouble from it though.
I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.
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Originally Posted By xbluexhawkx⏩
That's a pretty dick move but I'm loling.pulled my friend's chair in music class when I was in 6th grade
whole class lol'd
whole class lol'd
I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.
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01-16-2021, 12:41 AM
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So I was driving with one of my chi psi bro, and I accidentally grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and I unzipped his pants. We parked the car and I started to fondle his balls. He started laughing because he knows it's all just a joke. I started sucking his dick in the empty parking lot, and I almost choke because I'm laughing so ****ing hard. My friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When he cums, I swallow it like I'm some big fratstar. I kissed him and call him a big fratstar while laughing.
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Originally Posted By xbluexhawkx⏩
my friend did this to me in elementary school and i was about to beat the cht of him in the classroom till the teacher pulled me away srs..pulled my friend's chair in music class when I was in 6th grade
whole class lol'd
whole class lol'd
01-16-2021, 12:54 AM
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best prank call was def the carribbean. my sister and some of our friends were down by the pool bar so i called down and asked for mike hunt. the schmuck bartender was oblivious and he mustve said mike hunt 30 times before i overheard my sister saying "that's my brother". then i heard him say "your brother's mike hunt". at that point i fuking lost it and had to hang up
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High school we used wire and hooks to hang everything in one of the classrooms including the teachers desk upside down
Few years past high school we "kidnapped" a friend from his house, tied him up, drew dicks all over his face then took him to a Denny's at 1am and ate right in front of him. Honestly don't remember exactly what he did to deserve that
Few months back I tricked an apprentice into thinking we needed to check his physical stamina by holding a bag of concrete over his head. I sliced the bag open from behind while he was holding it over his head.
Few years past high school we "kidnapped" a friend from his house, tied him up, drew dicks all over his face then took him to a Denny's at 1am and ate right in front of him. Honestly don't remember exactly what he did to deserve that
Few months back I tricked an apprentice into thinking we needed to check his physical stamina by holding a bag of concrete over his head. I sliced the bag open from behind while he was holding it over his head.
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01-16-2021, 01:01 AM
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my dad grew up in the ussr.
he told me him and his friends found an expensive looking shoebox and one of them took a chit in it and placed it on someone doorstep(no lighting on fire).
some drunk guy was walking by and saw it and stealth stole it and ran away. they saw him open it and start screaming lmao
he told me him and his friends found an expensive looking shoebox and one of them took a chit in it and placed it on someone doorstep(no lighting on fire).
some drunk guy was walking by and saw it and stealth stole it and ran away. they saw him open it and start screaming lmao
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Went to a friend's place for a BBQ (he is a tradie) and I took fart bombs with me.
When everyone was socialising in the backyard I found his keys, went to his ute and popped three of them under the drivers seat and quickly shut the door.
He was drinking during the BBQ, so he was hungover in the morning. Turns out he puked all over the dashboard and steering wheel when he was driving to work because of the smell.
He had to take the day off work to clean the car and wash his uniform.
Never told him I was the one who did it lmao
When everyone was socialising in the backyard I found his keys, went to his ute and popped three of them under the drivers seat and quickly shut the door.
He was drinking during the BBQ, so he was hungover in the morning. Turns out he puked all over the dashboard and steering wheel when he was driving to work because of the smell.
He had to take the day off work to clean the car and wash his uniform.
Never told him I was the one who did it lmao
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01-16-2021, 01:16 AM
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Me and the gang would tie a purse to a fishing rod then set it in the middle of the busy road then run off into the orange grove. When someone stopped to get it, we’d yank that bih and reel it in.
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Hid one guys motorcycle in the carwash at my station then closed the door and hung the "out of order" sign across it. Took him 6 hours to find it.
At my old department, me and another guy went down to a lake and caught a goose. We then out said goose in another guy's patrol car. Went bezerk when the guy got into his car.
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At my old department, me and another guy went down to a lake and caught a goose. We then out said goose in another guy's patrol car. Went bezerk when the guy got into his car.
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1. saran wrap toilet at work. watched co-worker sit down and jump up horrified.
2. sent a fake email from our alma mater college to my friend 10 years after he graduated telling him he was 7 credits short and his college degree was thus rescinded and he needed to come back to finish. he fell for it.
3. sent a fake Memo to co-worker from HR that they found porn on his company Laptop. he fell for it.
2. sent a fake email from our alma mater college to my friend 10 years after he graduated telling him he was 7 credits short and his college degree was thus rescinded and he needed to come back to finish. he fell for it.
3. sent a fake Memo to co-worker from HR that they found porn on his company Laptop. he fell for it.
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Always doing dumb chit in high-school
One teacher hated clowns, so buddy rented a clown outfit, I got keys from janitor and buddy went into class early and scared the fuk out of him as he reached for the light switch. Filmed it. Teacher was cool with it after he got up off the floor.
Sloot had dodge neon. Me and some guys would pick it up and turn it sideways in the parking spot all the time so she couldn't get out. I ended up dating/fukking her for a year and a half later on
School sign board always said "final exams" when that time came. Buddy and me bought the letter "A" from a hardware store and changed the board to read "anal exams" was a good one because the principals last name was Butt. Lol
Last day of school for March break me and same buddy duct taped/wired all the doors shut from the outside so no one could leave. Looking back, was probably dangerous, but fuk it. Lots missed their bus lol
Same buddy had same locker all through high-school. Always said he wanted to keep it forever so last day of school he pulled the pins and walked out with the door. Principal watched him leave with it , he waved when he walked by and she said nothing. As of ten years ago that locker door was still missing.
Used to rig fishing line to the emergency bar on the school bus and watch the driver lose his mind when he looked it the rear view mirror and watched the lever move and alarm come on as if moved by a ghost.
Glass stink bombs taped under a toilet seat. If you do it right when someone sits down it breaks and goes all over their leg.
Asked my gr 12 history teacher to come to graduation with me, and fuk me she said yes. Was cute, but my gf changed plans and came instead. Would have been lulzy to stroll in with her cute ass on my arm
Doing stupid chit was normal to stave off boredom.
Currently made a set of real looking silicone Bigfoot feet that strap to your shoes. Hand carved a Styrofoam mold to make them. Next hunting season am borrowing a gorilla suit and gonna walk around in fresh snow at night and go by a bunch of people's hunting trail cameras. Bigfoot pranks are lulzy especially when tracks confirm. Plus only one guy knows about /is going to help, so should be good chit
Gotta keep life interesting.
One teacher hated clowns, so buddy rented a clown outfit, I got keys from janitor and buddy went into class early and scared the fuk out of him as he reached for the light switch. Filmed it. Teacher was cool with it after he got up off the floor.
Sloot had dodge neon. Me and some guys would pick it up and turn it sideways in the parking spot all the time so she couldn't get out. I ended up dating/fukking her for a year and a half later on
School sign board always said "final exams" when that time came. Buddy and me bought the letter "A" from a hardware store and changed the board to read "anal exams" was a good one because the principals last name was Butt. Lol
Last day of school for March break me and same buddy duct taped/wired all the doors shut from the outside so no one could leave. Looking back, was probably dangerous, but fuk it. Lots missed their bus lol
Same buddy had same locker all through high-school. Always said he wanted to keep it forever so last day of school he pulled the pins and walked out with the door. Principal watched him leave with it , he waved when he walked by and she said nothing. As of ten years ago that locker door was still missing.
Used to rig fishing line to the emergency bar on the school bus and watch the driver lose his mind when he looked it the rear view mirror and watched the lever move and alarm come on as if moved by a ghost.
Glass stink bombs taped under a toilet seat. If you do it right when someone sits down it breaks and goes all over their leg.
Asked my gr 12 history teacher to come to graduation with me, and fuk me she said yes. Was cute, but my gf changed plans and came instead. Would have been lulzy to stroll in with her cute ass on my arm
Doing stupid chit was normal to stave off boredom.
Currently made a set of real looking silicone Bigfoot feet that strap to your shoes. Hand carved a Styrofoam mold to make them. Next hunting season am borrowing a gorilla suit and gonna walk around in fresh snow at night and go by a bunch of people's hunting trail cameras. Bigfoot pranks are lulzy especially when tracks confirm. Plus only one guy knows about /is going to help, so should be good chit
Gotta keep life interesting.
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At my last job I was walking through the break room and saw that a co-worker had set his lunch out on the table and gone to the restroom, so on a whim I stole his orange and put it on the table where he usually sat in the lab. He came back from the rr and was looking all over for it, even going so far as to accuse the guy sitting next to him of stealing it. He came back to the lab, saw the orange, and thought it had just rolled out of the bag, although he was pretty sure he had set it out in the break room.
I then bought an identical orange, and a couple of days later when he had an orange in his lunch again (he sometimes had an apple), I waited until he went to eat his lunch, and then put it where he sat. He went to lunch, ate his orange, or at least thought he did, because when he got back to the lab, there was the orange he thought he had eaten.
I then decided to make it bigger, so I bought a grapefruit. A couple of days later when he had an orange again, I went into his bag and swapped it out with the grapefruit.
I was going to make it smaller, but the grocery store was out of tangerines, so I just bought the biggest, roundest lemon they had and swapped that with the orange. By this point he was seriously starting to doubt his sanity.
Finally when he had an apple, I swapped it out with one of the oranges I had taken previously. He reached into the bag, pulled out the orange, stared at it for a minute or two, turned to me with a dazed and confused look on his face and said, "This has been the strangest week. First my orange turned into a grapefruit, then a lemon, and now I know I packed an apple, but I got the orange I've been wanting all week. At first I thought someone was messing with me, but now I know they're not."
The next day I turned his orange into a watermelon and he realized that someone had in fact been screwing with him.
I then bought an identical orange, and a couple of days later when he had an orange in his lunch again (he sometimes had an apple), I waited until he went to eat his lunch, and then put it where he sat. He went to lunch, ate his orange, or at least thought he did, because when he got back to the lab, there was the orange he thought he had eaten.
I then decided to make it bigger, so I bought a grapefruit. A couple of days later when he had an orange again, I went into his bag and swapped it out with the grapefruit.
I was going to make it smaller, but the grocery store was out of tangerines, so I just bought the biggest, roundest lemon they had and swapped that with the orange. By this point he was seriously starting to doubt his sanity.
Finally when he had an apple, I swapped it out with one of the oranges I had taken previously. He reached into the bag, pulled out the orange, stared at it for a minute or two, turned to me with a dazed and confused look on his face and said, "This has been the strangest week. First my orange turned into a grapefruit, then a lemon, and now I know I packed an apple, but I got the orange I've been wanting all week. At first I thought someone was messing with me, but now I know they're not."
The next day I turned his orange into a watermelon and he realized that someone had in fact been screwing with him.
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Thats funny OP because In architecture class in High School we would crack the door and say: Up here!
1/10 students would realize we weren't up there we were on the ground floor. The rest would look up because they were gullible AF.
1/10 students would realize we weren't up there we were on the ground floor. The rest would look up because they were gullible AF.
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me and my friends bet up some nerd and made him eat a strip of tar off the road. just LOL
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In high school one of my friends saw that this dude was drinking a mellow yellow.
My friend didnt like the guy so he grabbed the drink when he wasnt looking and went to the bathroom and pissed in it. He brought it back out and the dude drank all of it like 5min later
My friend didnt like the guy so he grabbed the drink when he wasnt looking and went to the bathroom and pissed in it. He brought it back out and the dude drank all of it like 5min later
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Originally Posted By C4KE⏩
how did he not realize his drink was missing?In high school one of my friends saw that this dude was drinking a mellow yellow.
My friend didnt like the guy so he grabbed the drink when he wasnt looking and went to the bathroom and pissed in it. He brought it back out and the dude drank all of it like 5min later
My friend didnt like the guy so he grabbed the drink when he wasnt looking and went to the bathroom and pissed in it. He brought it back out and the dude drank all of it like 5min later
sounds like a fake sory
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Me and two friends pissed in a super soaker squirt gun and sprayed shot the chit outta him. ******* just stood there taking it not realizing it was piss and not water. Mother fukker got me back though and took an upper decker in my bathroom toilet. Worst smell ever, it wafts all over whatever floor that bathroom is on and you can't figure out where it's coming from.
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Originally Posted By Skin2thaBone⏩
Nah im srs man. From what i remember me and the other buddies diatracted him bykeeping him talking or somethinghow did he not realize his drink was missing?
sounds like a fake sory
sounds like a fake sory
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Originally Posted By Merovingian11⏩
Wow, ok.In architecture class in High School we would crack the door and say: Up here!
1/10 students would realize we weren't up there we were on the ground floor. The rest would look up because they were gullible AF.
1/10 students would realize we weren't up there we were on the ground floor. The rest would look up because they were gullible AF.
Well since you clearly didn't get laid in high school when did it happen for you?
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In middle school me and my friends would randomly yell as loud as we could, fall out of our seats, or walk out of the room and act like nothing happened.
Looking back it doesnt seem all too bad, but i remember struggling not to laugh.
Esp when you had to have a pass to leave the room in middle school. Depending on the teacher, one of us would just get up and walk out and act like we couldnt hear the teacher if they asked where we were going. Then after fuking off for awhile just walk back in and sit down like nothing happened. Yeah ik real badazzes
Looking back it doesnt seem all too bad, but i remember struggling not to laugh.
Esp when you had to have a pass to leave the room in middle school. Depending on the teacher, one of us would just get up and walk out and act like we couldnt hear the teacher if they asked where we were going. Then after fuking off for awhile just walk back in and sit down like nothing happened. Yeah ik real badazzes
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