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Had Five Guys first time... was bland tasteless garbage... wtf? nowhere near in-n-out
01-17-2021, 06:04 PM
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Had Five Guys first time... was bland tasteless garbage... wtf? nowhere near in-n-out
just had the cheeseburger (double) and fries...
What a bunch of bland unseasoned tasteless crap
How can some people advocate such a oily nasty overdone burger with no flavor!!???
I dont even understand how this place could have built a rep. I mean theres literally no salt or seasoning. Just nasty diluted fattyness.
Its like they boiled the patty in a tasteless half water half flavorless oil mix...
couldnt even finish the burger i threw it in the garbage. Then went and bought a nice crispy in-n-out burger.
What a bunch of bland unseasoned tasteless crap
How can some people advocate such a oily nasty overdone burger with no flavor!!???
I dont even understand how this place could have built a rep. I mean theres literally no salt or seasoning. Just nasty diluted fattyness.
Its like they boiled the patty in a tasteless half water half flavorless oil mix...
couldnt even finish the burger i threw it in the garbage. Then went and bought a nice crispy in-n-out burger.
01-17-2021, 06:04 PM
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01-17-2021, 06:06 PM
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I love Five Guys (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
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01-17-2021, 06:06 PM
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01-17-2021, 06:07 PM
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01-17-2021, 06:09 PM
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01-17-2021, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
I love Five Guys (ded fkn Srs)

01-17-2021, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By ramimotemem⏩
lmaoo on spread (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
01-17-2021, 06:21 PM
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01-17-2021, 06:22 PM
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You must have gone to the wrong Five Guys. Their fries are amazing and burgers are delicious. It's my go to burger place.
01-17-2021, 06:31 PM
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01-17-2021, 06:43 PM
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You must’ve just had a bad experience, I’ve yet to have a bad meal there.
01-17-2021, 06:43 PM
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In n out is goat.
I read 5 guys is headed for bankruptcy
I read 5 guys is headed for bankruptcy
01-17-2021, 06:46 PM
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01-17-2021, 06:49 PM
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Not a fan of greasy burgers. So while I've never had In and Out it does seem like it'd fit my tastes better than five guys. Five guys isn't bad hang over food though.
01-17-2021, 06:49 PM
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Agree, their burgers are not worth the money.
Good job getting that in n out. I usually get a 4x4
Good job getting that in n out. I usually get a 4x4
01-17-2021, 07:07 PM
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5 Guys came to my area like 8 years ago. I hadn't ever heard of them at the time, but heard a few people talking about them like they were elite level fast food that shat all over all the burger joints we had at the time.
Their burgers were good compared to garbage like McDonald's and BK, but way overpriced. The fries were just a lump of grease made to look better by having bags of potatoes used for making them laying around the building. I bet getting a decent meal there easily costs like $15 now. F that noise. If I want to pay a premium on fast food burgers, I'll go to Culver's (easily the best fast food burger join in my area, and it's not even close. I just don't go there much because they cost more and take longer than the basic dumps).
Their burgers were good compared to garbage like McDonald's and BK, but way overpriced. The fries were just a lump of grease made to look better by having bags of potatoes used for making them laying around the building. I bet getting a decent meal there easily costs like $15 now. F that noise. If I want to pay a premium on fast food burgers, I'll go to Culver's (easily the best fast food burger join in my area, and it's not even close. I just don't go there much because they cost more and take longer than the basic dumps).
01-17-2021, 07:15 PM
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01-17-2021, 07:17 PM
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01-17-2021, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
Bags of potatoes made my eyes roll5 Guys came to my area like 8 years ago. I hadn't ever heard of them at the time, but heard a few people talking about them like they were elite level fast food that shat all over all the burger joints we had at the time.
Their burgers were good compared to garbage like McDonald's and BK, but way overpriced. The fries were just a lump of grease made to look better by having bags of potatoes used for making them laying around the building. I bet getting a decent meal there easily costs like $15 now. F that noise. If I want to pay a premium on fast food burgers, I'll go to Culver's (easily the best fast food burger join in my area, and it's not even close. I just don't go there much because they cost more and take longer than the basic dumps).
Their burgers were good compared to garbage like McDonald's and BK, but way overpriced. The fries were just a lump of grease made to look better by having bags of potatoes used for making them laying around the building. I bet getting a decent meal there easily costs like $15 now. F that noise. If I want to pay a premium on fast food burgers, I'll go to Culver's (easily the best fast food burger join in my area, and it's not even close. I just don't go there much because they cost more and take longer than the basic dumps).
Is this what tricks people into thinking it’s “quality?”
Just lol
01-17-2021, 08:25 PM
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OP, get a covid test bruh
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01-17-2021, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Unstumpable⏩
I'm the opposite , I'm a fan of anything greasy, oilyNot a fan of greasy burgers. So while I've never had In and Out it does seem like it'd fit my tastes better than five guys. Five guys isn't bad hang over food though.
01-17-2021, 08:37 PM
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I cut myself on that edge, OP.
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01-18-2021, 03:52 AM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
Right?Bags of potatoes made my eyes roll
Is this what tricks people into thinking it’s “quality?”
Just lol
Is this what tricks people into thinking it’s “quality?”
Just lol
I don't know if I would have quite called it "bland" when compared to other fast food burger dumps like McD's, BK, Wendy's, etc... but just an overpriced greasebag heap of "food". Might as well get some double cheeseburgers down at McDonald's and pay 1/3 - 1/2 the price depending on how much you get.
01-18-2021, 05:15 AM
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01-18-2021, 05:38 AM
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Lol’d at people falling for this troll thread
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