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ยป I just failed my exam at Chef school.
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post 1629056733 01-19-2021, 11:42 AM
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I just failed my exam at Chef school.

I ran out of thyme.
Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.
~Alice Walker
post 1629056793 01-19-2021, 11:43 AM
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You were too busy curry and naancelling instead of sous videmaxxing. Unlucky
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post 1629057613 01-19-2021, 11:52 AM
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Cheesy joke brah
Hi
post 1629058063 01-19-2021, 11:57 AM
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post 1629059963 01-19-2021, 12:17 PM
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It's oven for you. It's really oven.
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post 1629060553 01-19-2021, 12:23 PM
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oh neat a chef, maybe you can tell me the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean
post 1629061213 01-19-2021, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By r0bo
oh neat a chef, maybe you can tell me the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean
Iโ€™ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
post 1629061563 01-19-2021, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver
Iโ€™ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
Came in expecting a quick response from you

Leaving satisfied

You have the PM detector except for cooking?
post 1629061623 01-19-2021, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver
Iโ€™ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
took me a second to process then nearly spat my drink

reps u bastard
F*ck Joe Biden

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post 1629061863 01-19-2021, 12:38 PM
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In on roll bread
post 1629064623 01-19-2021, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver
Iโ€™ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
enjoy those alley oop reps
post 1629065033 01-19-2021, 01:06 PM
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Try not to stew about it
post 1629065123 01-19-2021, 01:07 PM
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Maybe if cooking doesn't work out you can go to Vegas and be an Elvis Parsley impersonator.
post 1629066263 01-19-2021, 01:20 PM
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Simmer down op.

Being a chef these days is too much of a whisk anyway.

I'd just wok on other things if I was you.
Never take it personal, even when it is.

HTC
post 1629074153 01-19-2021, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By r0bo
oh neat a chef, maybe you can tell me the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean
They are one in the same. Nice try, rookie.
Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.
~Alice Walker
post 1629074243 01-19-2021, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Imaneya
Simmer down op.

Being a chef these days is too much of a whisk anyway.

I'd just wok on other things if I was you.
Let's hangout tonight and do some mushrooms.
Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.
~Alice Walker
post 1629074303 01-19-2021, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded
Maybe if cooking doesn't work out you can go to Vegas and be an Elvis Parsley impersonator.
That gig has left the building, so to speak.
Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.
~Alice Walker
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