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Thread: RED ALERT: The fleshlight turbo thrust actually feels like a BJ!!!! [srs]

post 1629201483 01-20-2021, 06:22 PM
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RED ALERT: The fleshlight turbo thrust actually feels like a BJ!!!! [srs]

my mental health and personal life is spiralling down during lockdown, as is my loneliness, so i bought the fleshlight turbo thrust

HOLY FUK it actually feels like a sloppy bj (srs)
HOLY FUK i can actually close my eyes and imagine a girl blowing me (srs)
HOLY FUK i can control how deep i want the strokes/playing around on the head so its actually kinda better than some bj's (srs)
HOLY FUK depending on how deep you put your dink certain parts actually feel like lips gripping your dink (suction head), then tongue then throat deeper down (srs)
HOLY FUK if you soak it in hot water beforehand it feels like you're cumming down a warm throat (srs)
HOLY FUK orgasms are way more intense (srs it's insane omg) (srs)





Discuss below!
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post 1629201563 01-20-2021, 06:23 PM
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are you planning
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post 1629201713 01-20-2021, 06:26 PM
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i dont think a throat really looks like that though...
post 1629201803 01-20-2021, 06:27 PM
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just checked, the reviews for this is insane
post 1629201813 01-20-2021, 06:27 PM
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So how much worse does the post fap awkardness/awakening back to your normal senses feel when you go through the process of washing that thing after using it? Seems like a huge pain in the angus in general, too. Meh.
post 1629201913 01-20-2021, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
Females probably laugh their ass off that men shove their dink in plastic holes that suppose to resemble where they poop/pee from.
fukk you male feminist, it's the same as dildos, get with the times its 2021

#NORMALIZEFLESHLIGHTS
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post 1629201983 01-20-2021, 06:30 PM
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How would you know what a BJ feels like. you fkn virgin.
post 1629202043 01-20-2021, 06:30 PM
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post 1629202143 01-20-2021, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
So how much worse does the post fap awkardness/awakening back to your normal senses feel when you go through the process of washing that thing after using it? Seems like a huge pain in the angus in general, too. Meh.
dont knock it till you try it, it's 2021, get with the times prude.

it takes literally 10 seconds to run hot water through it and hide it after a 10000x more intense orgasm than fapping.

also you don't even have to cum inside it, you can pull out and finish with hand just like a girl would do in real life, the lead up to the orgasm still feels way more intense than just fapping and killing the sensitivty of your dink with fapping in the process.

fleshlights feel similiar to the real thing so get your dink ready for the real thing, helps stamina, brings back penor sensitivty after being on dat der death grip time.

#normalizefleshlights

#mightcuminitagainsoon
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post 1629202413 01-20-2021, 06:35 PM
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Have never looked these things up. How much do they cost? lol
post 1629202553 01-20-2021, 06:36 PM
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pretty sure one of the best parts about a BJ is some girl put your penor in her mouth and is sucking it

the psychology that she found you so attractive she will stick your dirty dick in her mouth and suck on it
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post 1629202593 01-20-2021, 06:37 PM
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How about just getting a girl to do it for you?
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post 1629202653 01-20-2021, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Fatkidwholifts⏩
How about just getting a girl to do it for you?
effort and they're whores
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All you have to do is go up to her and say "hello"
post 1629202863 01-20-2021, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Unstumpable⏩
Have never looked these things up. How much do they cost? lol
look into it and dont look back
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post 1629203073 01-20-2021, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted By lilbloaty⏩
effort and they're whores
If theyre whores shouldn’t it NOT require effort?
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post 1629203233 01-20-2021, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Fatkidwholifts⏩
If theyre whores shouldn’t it NOT require effort?
"i hate to sound sleazy but tease me i dont want it if it's that easy" - 2pac

online dating apps = trash i dont want to deal with

no way to meet real women currently

TURBO THRUST
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LOL! I have real woman suking my dik lmaoo!
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do you jerk off with it or hump it (both??)

i like that other one where you held it with both hands and the thing stroked up and down for you automatically LOL

someone has to know the video or what its called
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Originally Posted By Battlefury⏩
LOL! I have real woman suking my dik lmaoo!
no one cares about your 400lbs fwb dogg, she doesnt suck dick better than the turbo thrust.
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post 1629203893 01-20-2021, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By NoExtras⏩
do you jerk off with it or hump it (both??)

i like that other one where you held it with both hands and the thing stroked up and down for you automatically LOL

someone has to know the video or what its called
i mix it up, but i think i like the most when i lie on my back then hold it really lightly and just kinda lift it up then let it fall back down onto my dink. if i hang around with mary jane right before i use it and have good audio on headphones i can close my eyes and get in the zone enough to where it feels very similiar to the real thing lulz

i bet it used in combination with VR porn would be pretty damn goat
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post 1629203933 01-20-2021, 06:54 PM
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I got drunk the other day and bought an automatic fleshlight. I press a button and it will milk me and I don’t have to do anything. It’s coming tomorrow. Will post review.
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Boyos ITT ready and willing to pay for the pleasure to tase their dink to avoid making contact with women.

As said above, something about a woman locking eyes with me as she struggles to swallow my smegma-covered dink makes BJs that much more appealing.

Lol @ fuking a TV Remote ded fuKin SRS
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Originally Posted By Austin317⏩
I got drunk the other day and bought an automatic fleshlight. I press a button and it will milk me and I don’t have to do anything. It’s coming tomorrow. Will post review.
lol repped
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Originally Posted By lilbloaty⏩
dont knock it till you try it, it's 2021, get with the times prude.

it takes literally 10 seconds to run hot water through it and hide it after a 10000x more intense orgasm than fapping.

also you don't even have to cum inside it, you can pull out and finish with hand just like a girl would do in real life, the lead up to the orgasm still feels way more intense than just fapping and killing the sensitivty of your dink with fapping in the process.

fleshlights feel similiar to the real thingso get your dink ready for the real thing, helps stamina, brings back penor sensitivty after being on dat der death grip time.

#normalizefleshlights

#mightcuminitagainsoon
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Originally Posted By lilbloaty⏩
you can pull out and finish with hand just like a girl would do in real life
damn bro, you live a depressing life
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Kinda mirin OP's enthusiasm tho
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