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post 1629392063 01-22-2021, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
And now she's just sitting there on the couch watching master chef like nothing happened.


I'm gonna be sick

w-what should I do misc??
if its snowing outside throw her out naked and let her freeze to death like Michelle did her BF
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post 1629392203 01-22-2021, 05:40 PM
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When I was a teen I went around to a friends house and we took a psychedelic substance (not to be named here).

A few hours later it was around 2am and we were tripping hard when we started to hear a strange noise coming from the room below us (the bathroom).

My friend was bamboozled and slightly paranoid about who was in the bathroom at 2am and what the hell were they doing making these weird sounds?

We lay down and put our ears to the floor to try and hear what the noise was.

We kept hearing these strange loud sounds when I suddenly realised it was the sound of flatulence, someone was having a serious chit on the toilet.

At the same time my friend had realised it was his mother in the bathroom and he says "It's my mom" to which I replied "she is taking a chit"

It suddenly dawned on us that the "strange sounds" were his mothers flatulence echoing around the bathroom and that we had both shared an intimate moment listening to his mother taking an epic chit.
post 1629392333 01-22-2021, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
When I was a teen I went around to a friends house and we took a psychedelic substance (not to be named here).

A few hours later it was around 2am and we were tripping hard when we started to hear a strange noise coming from the room below us (the bathroom).

My friend was bamboozled and slightly paranoid about who was in the bathroom at 2am and what the hell were they doing making these weird sounds?

We lay down and put our ears to the floor to try and hear what the noise was.

We kept hearing these strange loud sounds when I suddenly realised it was the sound of flatulence, someone was having a serious chit on the toilet.

At the same time my friend had realised it was his mother in the bathroom and he says "It's my mom" to which I replied "it sounds like she has the chits"

It suddenly dawned on us that the "strange sounds" were his mothers flatulence echoing around the bathroom and that we had both shared an intimate moment listening to his mother taking a chit.
Bet you both were hard as diamonds after that
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post 1629392383 01-22-2021, 05:42 PM
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Time for a divorce, that is simply unacceptable.
post 1629392623 01-22-2021, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
Bet you both were hard as diamonds after that
The only time I got a semi in his presence was the night we put his sisters 8" vibrator in his girlfriends mouth when she was sleeping. srs

(I'll never forget the sound it made vibrating through her teeth)
post 1629392663 01-22-2021, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By mr.left
if its snowing outside throw her out naked and let her freeze to death like Michelle did her BF
Going to twenty below tonight.

I bet she can make it a half mile at those temps. Do I tie her up till she learns her lesson, or?
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post 1629392733 01-22-2021, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
The only time I got a semi in his presence was the night we put his sisters 8" vibrator in his girlfriends mouth when she was sleeping. srs

(I'll never forget the sound it made rattling of her teeth)
Fkin lol. Ha ha
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post 1629392863 01-22-2021, 05:47 PM
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This is where I would let her know that i heard it and am not happy, insult her and make her feel unfeminine and insecure. Let her know I will be listening from now on from the other side and if I dont hear daintly little splashes from feminine pebble turds I will leave her ass for an import 4'11'' japanese woman with dainty feminine little mochi ball turds.
post 1629393333 01-22-2021, 05:53 PM
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surprised scatman isnt posting in this thread LOL
post 1629396373 01-22-2021, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
Bet you both were hard as diamonds after that
I wood have went to bathroom straight after to try get a whiff, to sniffmaxx the toilet seat and to check for skid marks.
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post 1629396573 01-22-2021, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
I wood have went to bathroom straight after to try get a whiff, to sniffmaxx the toilet seat and to check for skid marks.
Do pregnant sloots poop?
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post 1629396593 01-22-2021, 06:26 PM
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Tell her not to flush then go in afterwards and jerk off while sitting on the toilet seat.

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she's obviously cheating bro. the only farts women make are queefs, so there's a good chance tyrone was all up in there
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post 1629396673 01-22-2021, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT⏩
Tell her not to flush then go in afterwards and jerk off on the toilet seat.

Like a real miscer
I can do better


Just give me another chance
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post 1629397143 01-22-2021, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By TonyTriangles⏩
she's obviously cheating bro. the only farts women make are queefs, so there's a good chance tyrone was all up in there
In for sloppy seconds and cuckery like a real miscer
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post 1629397663 01-22-2021, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
Do pregnant sloots poop?
The Prime Minister needs toilet paper.
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
The Prime Minister needs toilet paper.
Question most certainly answered, you glorious winged degenerate!

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