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post 1629446773 01-23-2021, 10:57 AM
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Considering hiring an escort to introduce to my dad as my gf

Boyos, sad day today.... my dad basically called me a loser because I'm 38, unmarried with no kids. Only a few decent GF's in my life that my parents met but those relationships all fizzled out.

It doesn't even matter if I have a successful career, relatively good looking and in decent shape, in my father's eyes a man without a family is a loser.

I tried to explain to him how modern western society and how modern women have made it too difficult to pursue a successful relationship. I also explained to him the bad divorce statistics and how men are getting financially fleeced in divorce courts.

I also tried to explain to him that I don't want an ex-wife that will use my children as hostages/leverage to financially exploit me when the inevitable divorce happens....


But all of this fell on deaf ears, his mind is stuck in the 1980s, he can't comprehend how much the world has changed and how the odds are stacked against men these days.


But I still love him and don't want him to be disappointed in me, so I'm giving some serious consideration to some of these "rent a gf" services or at least hire an escort to pose as my gf.

Just had to rant and get this off my chest....
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post 1629446973 01-23-2021, 10:59 AM
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Sounds like something a loser would do
post 1629447033 01-23-2021, 10:59 AM
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What are you going to do when he asks about her the next time you see him or for a holiday?

Just get on Tinder or Hinge if your'e that socially awkward in person. Eventually you'll meet a single mom with Tyrone kids that you can take care of. Keep simping ******
post 1629447123 01-23-2021, 11:00 AM
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Showing up with a random girl out the blue is going to raise flags

You two having a awkward chemistry because your whoremaxxing and well she's a whore is going to raise flags

possibility of you two mixing your stories up about how you met is gong to raise flags
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post 1629447383 01-23-2021, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted By p7nk
Showing up with a random girl out the blue is going to raise flags

You two having a awkward chemistry because your whoremaxxing and well she's a whore is going to raise flags

possibility of you two mixing your stories up about how you met is gong to raise flags
That already crossed my mind... Ideally I would have to spend some time vetting the escort to make sure she can present some sort of "girl next door" vibe. I would probably have to hire her a few times just so she can get comfortable around me so we don't act like complete strangers before introducing her to my dad.
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post 1629447913 01-23-2021, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus
That already crossed my mind... Ideally I would have to spend some time vetting the escort to make sure she can present some sort of "girl next door" vibe. I would probably have to hire her a few times just so she can get comfortable around me so we don't act like complete strangers before introducing her to my dad.
If you can't get a woman now and start whoremaxxing it's over.
post 1629449653 01-23-2021, 11:30 AM
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Paying an escort will sure show him how much of a non loser you are


Hiroshima nagasaki blackpill: your entire post is pure COPE. Get your head away from misc and other incels
post 1629449753 01-23-2021, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus
Boyos, sad day today.... my dad basically called me a loser because I'm 38, unmarried with no kids. Only a few decent GF's in my life that my parents met but those relationships all fizzled out.

It doesn't even matter if I have a successful career, relatively good looking and in decent shape, in my father's eyes a man without a family is a loser.

I tried to explain to him how modern western society and how modern women have made it too difficult to pursue a successful relationship. I also explained to him the bad divorce statistics and how men are getting financially fleeced in divorce courts.

I also tried to explain to him that I don't want an ex-wife that will use my children as hostages/leverage to financially exploit me when the inevitable divorce happens....


But all of this fell on deaf ears, his mind is stuck in the 1980s, he can't comprehend how much the world has changed and how the odds are stacked against men these days.


But I still love him and don't want him to be disappointed in me, so I'm giving some serious consideration to some of these "rent a gf" services or at least hire an escort to pose as my gf.

Just had to rant and get this off my chest....
tell your father to go **** himself and you sound like a little bitch with this rent. Go lift some weight do cardio eat steak and smash a girl.
post 1629449993 01-23-2021, 11:35 AM
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If you're 38 he probably doesn't have that much time left anyhow. Once he is gone his disappointment goes with him and then you follow down that same path aging to death without judgement alone in your apartment.
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