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post 1629618893 01-25-2021, 04:31 AM
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[QUOTE=DustinTheHuss post_id=1629613913]Stop fukking around with Snapchat with the MILF.

As one who is late 40s, most of us don't like Snapchat (except SS). it's weird to those of us who were born in the 70s. The filters and making silly faces for each conversation seems childish. My female friends also say they don't like Snapchat. We don't understand why our teenagers like it.

I have a 30 year old guy who found me on SnapCrap, who insists on Snapchat now and it's driving me crazy as I don't want to go put on eyeliner just to message him.

Stop waiting for her to add you and deal with you on Snapchat and go meet her. Don't worry OP, you're not the only young guy who bugs MILFs for Snaps. I get it all of the time from young guys lol and I just tell them I don't have it.

Oh lawd on SnapCrap.

[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/ADr35Z4TvATIc/giphy.gifmg][/QUOTE][img]https://i.ibb.co/HtqDJrn/In-Shot-20210125-222848049.jpg[/img]

Just dont use filters and dont do faces. Get with the times and just use the damn app
post 1629619003 01-25-2021, 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩
Hahaha **** I'm never gonna live that down am I rofl, repped

Edit: You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later
Haha no worries man it’s all in fun. It takes balls posting text game on here. I can almost guarantee 99% of dudes think they are better then they are and we would really cringe at the vast majority.

My only advice would be to loosen up a tiny bit. Direct is good. But there is a mix of direct + loose/funny that is the perfect mix. Takes some time to master and no matter how good you are there will always be girls who don’t reciprocate.

It is what it is.

If you are able to magically pull the rabbit out of the hat keep let us know
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post 1629619263 01-25-2021, 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted By JustMoved24⏩
Haha no worries man it’s all in fun. It takes balls posting text game on here. I can almost guarantee 99% of dudes think they are better then they are and we would really cringe at the vast majority.

My only advice would be to loosen up a tiny bit. Direct is good. But there is a mix of direct + loose/funny that is the perfect mix. Takes some time to master and no matter how good you are there will always be girls who don’t reciprocate.

It is what it is.

If you are able to magically pull the rabbit out of the hat keep let us know
Cheers
post 1629622783 01-25-2021, 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩


Just dont use filters and dont do faces. Get with the times and just use the damn app
LOL at the image. I tell them to DM me on Instagram or text me. I'm at least with the times there.

I work in hi-tech even but I consider SnapCrap immature. Plus then guys usually want nudes on there, which is a no from me. I'm 49 years old, I feel silly sending nudes to 22 year olds.

My teen daughter is also always on Snap and has to have perfect hair and makeup. Shelter in place for almost a year has made me depressed and it's hard enough to shower and brush my teeth, much less brush my hair and put just eyeliner on (as that's all I really need for makeup).

I'd rather just be anonymous and type on the couch, as I do here on the Misc.
post 1629740663 01-26-2021, 09:36 AM
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What happened with her?
post 1629806353 01-26-2021, 11:08 PM
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So I just got home about 5 hrs ago from surgery and I'm so phucking nauseous and sore. Vomited a few times. I didn't realize the hangover and after effects from surgery would be this bad, so I canceled tomorrow and asked when is she kid free next... and she said "I'm not sure. Another time then".

So rip this thread, I was so keen at trying out my first 40+ y/o. Hopefully I still have a chance though. I'm just not going to reply to her now, and wait for her to come back to me with a new kid free date. Anticipate possible updates in a few days/weeks, boyos.
post 1629817243 01-27-2021, 05:32 AM
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In the mean time, I think I'm getting a bit better?

Too bad she seems a bit retarded and I lost some of my attraction :/

Critique me for reps.
post 1629817273 01-27-2021, 05:32 AM
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emojis of peace and prosperity

go for it brah, good luck
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
post 1629830753 01-27-2021, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩
In the mean time, I think I'm getting a bit better?

Too bad she seems a bit retarded and I lost some of my attraction :/

Critique me for reps.
Smh lmao
post 1629832323 01-27-2021, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩


Just dont use filters and dont do faces. Get with the times and just use the damn app
I'm so clueless re:filters unless there is something obvious like cartoon ears. I see replies here a lot that a female's picture is filtered, and I'm like "what? how do you know?".
Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
LOL at the image. I tell them to DM me on Instagram or text me. I'm at least with the times there.

I work in hi-tech even but I consider SnapCrap immature.

Shelter in place for almost a year has made me depressed and it's hard enough to shower and brush my teeth, much less brush my hair and put just eyeliner on (as that's all I really need for makeup).

I'd rather just be anonymous and type on the couch, as I do here on the Misc.
Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩
So I just got home about 5 hrs ago from surgery and I'm so phucking nauseous and sore. Vomited a few times. I didn't realize the hangover and after effects from surgery would be this bad, so I canceled tomorrow and asked when is she kid free next... and she said "I'm not sure. Another time then".

So rip this thread, I was so keen at trying out my first 40+ y/o. Hopefully I still have a chance though. I'm just not going to reply to her now, and wait for her to come back to me with a new kid free date. Anticipate possible updates in a few days/weeks, boyos.
Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩
In the mean time, I think I'm getting a bit better?

Too bad she seems a bit retarded and I lost some of my attraction :/

Critique me for reps.
People don't read good. Skip those boring words in the middle. Try a list. End on the punchline.

"Not much how bout you"

"Not much either. I'll probs just do a bit of
study,
gym,
you."

She still might miss the punctuation- "you." not "you?".
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post 1629892783 01-27-2021, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩
In the mean time, I think I'm getting a bit better?

Too bad she seems a bit retarded and I lost some of my attraction :/

Critique me for reps.
Did you tell her you had surgery?

I'm sorry you had that nausea and vomiting. I've had that too, with surgery, so I always tell the anesthesiologist for future surgeries. They put more anti-nausea medicine in the IV.

Maybe her eyesight is going with aging and she missed the "you"
post 1629893673 01-27-2021, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
She was asking you to say you didn't just want a ONS but you didn't so she moved on to someone who was prepared to be a regular FWB or someone who was willing to pretend they were.
Exactly. He asked if he could drive, she put the keys on a table, he took them and drove the car off a cliff. Gdamn, please tell us you were drunk or high OP. Game over. Move on to the next. I've been called a player a dozen times by women when they meet me, still smashed or gotten slurped on because I played along with the direction they were going. Can be a delicate dance, definitely screwed up a few when drunk as a skunk. But if you were sober OP, you have much to learn.
Yeah Buddyyy! Light weight! Light weight baby!!!!
post 1629896743 01-27-2021, 09:32 PM
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She is going to have the OP hand cuffed to a bed face down while she pegs him.
post 1629896803 01-27-2021, 09:33 PM
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lol
post 1629898693 01-27-2021, 10:07 PM
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so you banging the milf or nah op
post 1629901443 01-27-2021, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
Did you tell her you had surgery?

I'm sorry you had that nausea and vomiting. I've had that too, with surgery, so I always tell the anesthesiologist for future surgeries. They put more anti-nausea medicine in the IV.

Maybe her eyesight is going with aging and she missed the "you"
Yup I did tell her.

That new one is 30 y/o so...
post 1629901663 01-27-2021, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted By wrastler163⏩
so you banging the milf or nah op
I didn't realise surgery would take this much to recover so I had to cancel the date, the day before. I told her to message me when she's kid free again... so she might end up ghosting me now rip
post 1629902673 01-27-2021, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩
I didn't realise surgery would take this much to recover so I had to cancel the date, the day before. I told her to message me when she's kid free again... so she might end up ghosting me now rip
wow. pretty weak tbh. you had it all lined up. if you played it right you should have even gotten sympathy sex. pm her number bro
post 1629903053 01-27-2021, 11:56 PM
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Don't you worry OP this chick is 31 flavors at the cawk carousel she'll manage to "fit" you in sooner or later.
Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way but, in 20 years if you're still here postin' in hhhnnnggg threads, beggin' for mod reps, and braggin' about whales you harpooned from POF, I'll f'in kill ya. That's not a threat, that's a fact, I'll f'in kill ya. You got somethin' none of us have, and you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me. Cuz tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be red, and I'll still be a socially awkward/FA. And that's all right.
post 1629903453 01-28-2021, 12:11 AM
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I enjoyed this thread. From an amateur texter to this, you've come a long way from page 1, Sony :P
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post 1629905483 01-28-2021, 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted By LobsterRageFist⏩
Don't you worry OP this chick is 31 flavors at the cawk carousel she'll manage to "fit" you in sooner or later.
Originally Posted By ALEXH-⏩
I enjoyed this thread. From an amateur texter to this, you've come a long way from page 1, Sony :P
Cheers, brahs. In the mean time, I'm gonna continue my milf hunt on tinder!
post 1629924893 01-28-2021, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩
Cheers, brahs. In the mean time, I'm gonna continue my milf hunt on tinder!
You can still reschedule with this one. She knows you were sick so unless she has no empathy.....
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All you had to do was agree with what she was saying, **** her then be out or continue to **** her, this isn't complicated brah don't **** it up next time
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OP next time...

MILF: "i dont want a ONS"
OP: "cool, me neither."


Fuk her then be done or keep fukin her. Gotta learn how to play the game to get what you want, playa.
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Hey Sony nice text upgrade. Also I'd keep it to less words than the female. She's giving u 1 liners while you type out 2 or 3 lines.

This one is clearly a dumbass though so I'd try to meet up asap and smash.
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She'll be back, as in those famous words spoken by Ron Popeil... Set it and forget it
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literally rolling, you have -350 game. like if she wasn't already dry due to her age, she is now
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Why is it that every time a miscer makes a thread like 'look at this girl I'm going to bang' they are average at best or ugly? It's almost like this forum attracts unattractive males
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Originally Posted By Sacharine33⏩
Why is it that every time a miscer makes a thread like 'look at this girl I'm going to bang' they are average at best or ugly? It's almost like this forum attracts unattractive males
I guess that’s how we got you
post 1630052763 01-29-2021, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Sacharine33⏩
Why is it that every time a miscer makes a thread like 'look at this girl I'm going to bang' they are average at best or ugly? It's almost like this forum attracts unattractive males
Coz I've only seen 40+ y/o's on tinder twice. Thought it was rare.
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