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post 1629956363 01-28-2021, 03:10 PM
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Did I dun goof? Single mom is crying for me to come back

Started talking to her, because I was mostly bored and she was okay looking. Well she sucks at communicating, and told me she gets diarrhea from my favorite burger place. Anyway a couple days later I was horrified of disgust and tired of her sh!tty communication skills, so I told her she sucks at communicating. Then proceeded to block her and go no call.

Now she is contacting me with a google voice number and crying LOL


post 1629956463 01-28-2021, 03:11 PM
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pull that **** out of her nose
post 1629956543 01-28-2021, 03:12 PM
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lol
See user title srs
post 1629957163 01-28-2021, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
pull that **** out of her nose
It looks better when my semen is dripping off of it, trust me.
post 1629957343 01-28-2021, 03:23 PM
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I can tell she's fat just by looking at those sausage fingers.
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post 1629957353 01-28-2021, 03:23 PM
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Kill it with fire and go to North Carolina pronto
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post 1629957493 01-28-2021, 03:25 PM
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Her grandpa was a sumo wrestler, can just tell
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post 1629957573 01-28-2021, 03:26 PM
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Must’ve been really bored
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post 1629957703 01-28-2021, 03:27 PM
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gross AF tell her to stop harassing you
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post 1629957713 01-28-2021, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Must’ve been really bored
Exactly, COVID has me at new highs with boredom.
post 1629957723 01-28-2021, 03:28 PM
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She looks boring and fat
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post 1629957813 01-28-2021, 03:28 PM
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Some women (and men) are just so bad at communicating it makes you want to pick them up and shake the chit outta them lul
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post 1629957983 01-28-2021, 03:30 PM
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Between the retarded looking nose ring, hippie tapestry, single mom status and sloot filter, I can tell she’s batchit fuking crazy without having met her. Stay far away.
post 1629958023 01-28-2021, 03:31 PM
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For me personally I don't date single moms, or fatties, so that's two strikes right off the bat. And you don't seem to enjoy talking to her, so this girl is really only good or a one night stand. Now she's acting desperate by calling you on new numbers and crying so that's another big red flag, not even worth hitting it and quitting it. Just keep on running. You can let her down gently over text but don't get on the phone with her.
post 1629958223 01-28-2021, 03:33 PM
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Imagine if sloots like this didn't have the ability to deceive you with makeup & filters jfl
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post 1629958263 01-28-2021, 03:33 PM
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So she schits and even at that it's diarrhea? Bro...the fuks wrong with you.
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1629958343 01-28-2021, 03:34 PM
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good ****ing christ bro LOL


anyway to get the voicemail posted on here?
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post 1629958353 01-28-2021, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
Her grandpa was a sumo wrestler, can just tell
Bru, she is the sumo wrestler.
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post 1629958543 01-28-2021, 03:37 PM
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Pretty sure that's havoc00
post 1629958813 01-28-2021, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
So she schits and even at that it's diarrhea? Bro...the fuks wrong with you.
You do weird things when bored and horny brah
post 1629959363 01-28-2021, 03:47 PM
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Don't ever date a single mother.

Yea you dun goofed.
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post 1629959393 01-28-2021, 03:48 PM
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Bruh....
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post 1629960043 01-28-2021, 03:56 PM
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Just throw your phone in the fire after that interchange.
post 1629960863 01-28-2021, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted By BootneckBrah⏩






Bruh....
U mirin?
post 1629961383 01-28-2021, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
You do weird things when bored and horny brah
Lol, you dont gotta tell me brah. Im with ya
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post 1629961653 01-28-2021, 04:17 PM
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Yeah swiping through tinder when horny with dik in hand can only result in disaster.
post 1629961903 01-28-2021, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted By twopoundtorch⏩
Yeah swiping through tinder when horny with dik in hand can only result in disaster.
This is why half my lifetime lays are hogs (srs)
post 1629962043 01-28-2021, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
she sucks at communicating, and told me she gets diarrhea from my favorite burger place.
Wtf? She told you that?

Brb “how can I attract this guy, I know, I’ll tell him about my nasty ass protein farts”

Overweight clingy single mom with diarrhea and tells you about it....you goof’d
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post 1629962263 01-28-2021, 04:26 PM
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she looks familiar. does her name start with an I?
post 1629962563 01-28-2021, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Started talking to her, because I was mostly bored and she was okay looking. Well she sucks at communicating, and told me she gets diarrhea from my favorite burger place.Anyway a couple days later I was horrified of disgust and tiredof her sh!tty communication skills,so I told her she sucks at communicating. Then proceeded to block her and go no call.

Now she is contacting me with a google voice number and crying LOL

Sounds like a chitty situation OP

I do get diarrhea from my favourite chicken place (KFC)
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