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post 1630085853 01-30-2021, 01:01 AM
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Just saw a hilarious email in my spam folder

Title: I Almost Made My Wife CHOKE To Death I Almost Made My Wife CHOKE To Death
You HAVE to see this!

This guy had a MINUSCULE dinky but then he found an ancient growth secret that almost made his wife choke to death with his new MONSTROUS size!


He said he'd been humiliated all his life until he found this.

He used to have it really really small, and he thought he was always going to stay like this.

"All the women, including my wife were shaming me for not being a man among men", he shouted at the reporter.

But his luck changed after he visited these 3 countries, Ecuador, Cameroon and Bolivia.

Long story short.

Wife spends two weeks in the hospital with her throat fractured, the guy ends up in jail for 6 months.

As revenge, he posted all his indings online (which he says he'll take them down soon) for all men to take their rightful place as kings.

A sacred super nutrient mix that gives you 3, 4, even 5 (as some reported) inches on your size.

The story is crazy but the secret was too important to keep to myself.

So if you ever wished to add a few more inches on your member, then this right here is what you've been looking for all along.

And there something else!

The thousands of guys who have already tried this say they noticed some strange effects of this method.

Apparently this makes your body eliminate a natural pheromone through its pores that makes any partner crave for your member.

They call this cocktail THE CHOKER!

That's because women get extremely addicted and aroused when they see it and some even said they choked on their partner's Johnson multiple times.

So be careful how you use this!

You alone are responsible for what happens next when you get that big monstrous king size Gorilla!
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1630086283 01-30-2021, 01:12 AM
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cliffs
post 1630086673 01-30-2021, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces
cliffs
cliffs:

- big dick pills, go to jail from destroying girl's throat
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1630087313 01-30-2021, 01:44 AM
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It's true I tried this and now I have to be careful because it's so dangerous, was sitting in traffic one time got a random bonrar and boom, put a sunroof in my car. I'm not allowed on airplanes for this reason if I got a bonrar it would depressurize the cabin.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1630088493 01-30-2021, 02:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99
It's true I tried this and now I have to be careful because it's so dangerous, was sitting in traffic one time got a random bonrar and boom, put a sunroof in my car. I'm not allowed on airplanes for this reason if I got a bonrar it would depressurize the cabin.
LOL.

The email doesn't mention the price op?
Damn
post 1630095613 01-30-2021, 06:47 AM
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Forward it to me pls. I'm interested.
post 1630096323 01-30-2021, 07:07 AM
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tfw fracture throats with no pills :/
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