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Thread: Does anyone else wipe “more thoroughly” than they need to? (Srs)

post 1630325363 02-02-2021, 03:52 AM
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Does anyone else wipe “more thoroughly” than they need to? (Srs)

I’m guilty of this. A bit like shaking too many times at the urinal.

The downside is you sometimes get these weird clear discharge sharts randomly throughout the day. Dunno what this is doing to cause it but I think it’s worth it.

It can also get sore sometimes if you overdo it. A bit like when you’ve had too much chicken tikka masala
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post 1630325373 02-02-2021, 03:53 AM
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don't need to cuz i got me a bidet
pm me ur pics and ill rep u haha jk no homo lol haha no but srsly pls pm me ur pics haha just glutes and maybe face haha no homo again lol just kidding kinda not rly lol pls send them
post 1630325453 02-02-2021, 03:59 AM
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Not really needed for me unless I have diarrhea. Otherwise I don’t bother wiping as it’ll dry up within a few hours tops
post 1630325483 02-02-2021, 04:00 AM
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I'm pooping oh my ****ing god it feels so good it makes me wanna finger myself and lick my fingers like nutella holy ****ing **** who needs sex when you can poop oh my god it feels so godamm food ughhhhhhhhhhh baby come out my butthole ohhhhhhhhh sweet baby come to papa i want that big piece of poop to come out my butthole and just splash and make that water touch my ass hole it feels so amazing every time it happens!!!!!!!!
post 1630325633 02-02-2021, 04:05 AM
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Eat right and you'll get clean sweeps.
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post 1630325663 02-02-2021, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Merovingian11⏩
Eat right and you'll get clean sweeps.
I do eat right brah (most of the time). Doesn’t matter, I’m still diving in there
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post 1630325673 02-02-2021, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Garibaldi11⏩
I'm pooping oh my ****ing god it feels so good it makes me wanna finger myself and lick my fingers like nutella holy ****ing **** who needs sex when you can poop oh my god it feels so godamm food ughhhhhhhhhhh baby come out my butthole ohhhhhhhhh sweet baby come to papa i want that big piece of poop to come out my butthole and just splash and make that water touch my ass hole it feels so amazing every time it happens!!!!!!!!
You are one sick fishie.
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post 1630325743 02-02-2021, 04:10 AM
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I eat a low carb high fat diet.

I chit silk, one gentle wipe and done. Fibre is the silent killer, dont uy into the hype buckos
post 1630327173 02-02-2021, 05:12 AM
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Every morning like clockwork at 6:30am, I'm on the throne, releasing a foot long beast in one fell swoop. Sometimes she goes down, sometimes she doesn't. It's like Russian roulette. Today, she didn't go down. I'm giving it an hour to settle but will need to bust out the plunger.

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post 1630327393 02-02-2021, 05:19 AM
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No just the opposite hehe ty men

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post 1630328023 02-02-2021, 05:37 AM
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Lol at wasting time pooping. If I feel the urge I just fist myself and rip it all out in one fell swoop. Bonus is I run outside and smear it all over my lawn to keep any wildlife away as they smell my alpha pheromones.
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post 1630330143 02-02-2021, 06:28 AM
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It’s probably a good sign that you have time to do it rather than having to immediately jump up and wrestle your fudge cactus down the drain to avoid major clogging issues
post 1630330293 02-02-2021, 06:31 AM
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post 1630333313 02-02-2021, 07:23 AM
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JFL if you don't stick your fingertip with the tp/baby wipe in your butthole to get the chit still sitting right inside there. Dead fkn srs.
post 1630334613 02-02-2021, 07:42 AM
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Yep - wash my dinkus well clean after a Grey Joggs w@nk!
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use a bidet
or my crusty
method..stay for 1+
hour and chit will become like a bacon strips
post 1630335323 02-02-2021, 07:54 AM
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20 wiper crew and multiple flush crew. I have to carry a plunger or a coat hanger every time I need to lay down a growler. Fukking god damn mess.
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In on roll bread clear disharge sharter



Wet wipes for freshest angus crew.


Or shower immediately after if possible.


Probably should invest in a bidet crew.
post 1630335463 02-02-2021, 07:56 AM
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I usually wipe until there’s either no more brown or until it starts to bleed. Sometimes the smear is so bad it’s like wiping a brown marker. It just never goes away until I open a gash on my angus. I think my record is 45 mins of straight wiping and still not being clean yet srs.
post 1630336153 02-02-2021, 08:04 AM
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Weird discharge sharts? Lmao i think you need a proctologist
post 1630339183 02-02-2021, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
I usually wipe until there’s either no more brown or until it starts to bleed. Sometimes the smear is so bad it’s like wiping a brown marker. It just never goes away until I open a gash on my angus. I think my record is 45 mins of straight wiping and still not being clean yet srs.
As a hairy guy with occasional nasty ****s, I have to ask... how is this even possible?!
post 1630339333 02-02-2021, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By supup⏩
In on roll bread clear disharge sharter



Wet wipes for freshest angus crew.


Or shower immediately after if possible.


Probably should invest in a bidet crew.
do it brah

it's legit one of the GOAT quality of life purchases
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post 1630341843 02-02-2021, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Redundanteater⏩
As a hairy guy with occasional nasty ****s, I have to ask... how is this even possible?!
I have absolutely no fuking idea but it in fact is. I’m hairy af but I’ve shaved my angus and it barely helped, it just made wiping less smooth. It’s like my chit just explodes all over my inner cheeks instead of dropping into the bowl.
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