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post 1630386403 02-02-2021, 05:59 PM
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rate my fkn dinner plebs

Sorry for the cocky title bro’s it’s just so easy to act arrogant when you have a big ass plate of burnt chicken and avocado fuaaaaaark (ded fkn Srs)


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post 1630386493 02-02-2021, 06:00 PM
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looks like dogchit. ded srs.

inb4 im going to type this as soberly as possible..
post 1630386563 02-02-2021, 06:00 PM
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fuuuuarrrrkkkk

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post 1630386653 02-02-2021, 06:01 PM
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Weird flex but ok
post 1630386973 02-02-2021, 06:06 PM
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lol left the stove on too long?

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post 1630387103 02-02-2021, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By strawbrerry1⏩
lol left the stove on too long?

strong art of the deal, great book srs
bro I can’t for the life of me cook a thick chicken breast on the stove (ded fkn Srs)


always turns out like this — need to stick to the thin breasts
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post 1630387213 02-02-2021, 06:10 PM
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Looks money dawg, did your Cordon bleu trained supermodel gf cook that for you? Mirin srs
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post 1630387383 02-02-2021, 06:12 PM
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Avo looks 10/10 chicken taste like chit.0/10 so you average 5/10
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post 1630387473 02-02-2021, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
bro I can’t for the life of me cook a thick chicken breast on the stove (ded fkn Srs)


always turns out like this — need to stick to the thin breasts
You need an Air Fryer
post 1630387863 02-02-2021, 06:21 PM
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Is that meal for you or the dog?
post 1630387943 02-02-2021, 06:22 PM
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Damn bro careful with that colorectal cancer (ded fkn srs)
post 1630388033 02-02-2021, 06:23 PM
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post 1630388243 02-02-2021, 06:27 PM
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Pity that book next to it wasnt Art of the Grill.
I use a Weber baby Q and grill chicken breasts juicy every time.
Pro tip: use a meat thermometer to check temp in the fillet while on the grill.
post 1630388303 02-02-2021, 06:28 PM
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Your meat is burned oof
post 1630388573 02-02-2021, 06:32 PM
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lol @ trump book.

Have you heard about the church of sous vide cooking?



An entire pack of costco chicken cooked PERFECTLY at 150°

post 1630389183 02-02-2021, 06:38 PM
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Mirin’ that dinosaur bbq sauce

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post 1630389203 02-02-2021, 06:38 PM
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looks like how I eaat now
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post 1630389223 02-02-2021, 06:39 PM
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4/10 keto standard
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Lose the fkn avocados *******
post 1630389303 02-02-2021, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
EVOO, Salt, Pepper, Other Spices
Oven @ 350f
Bake for 25 minutes
????
Profit

Originally Posted By bigdownunder⏩
Is that meal for you or the dog?
its for me dawg (ded fkn Srs)
Originally Posted By poolshark472⏩
Damn bro careful with that colorectal cancer (ded fkn srs)
Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩
Carcinogengains/10
so is this burnt meat = cancer thing for real? (ded fkn Srs)
Originally Posted By DargeLick⏩
Pity that book next to it wasnt Art of the Grill.
I use a Weber baby Q and grill chicken breasts juicy every time.
Pro tip: use a meat thermometer to check temp in the fillet while on the grill.
i am not the most domestic person but a meat thermometer is def a necessity
Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
lol @ trump book.

Have you heard about the church of sous vide cooking?


An entire pack of costco chicken cooked PERFECTLY at 150°
i am a mongloid when it comes to kitchen / domestic skills -- how difficult is it? i have overheard ppl talking about sous vide many a time (ded fkn Srs)
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
bro I can’t for the life of me cook a thick chicken breast on the stove (ded fkn Srs)


always turns out like this — need to stick to the thin breasts
just butterfly them.

i like to cut them into strips or cubes, faster cooking and comes out more tender
post 1630389353 02-02-2021, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
bro I can’t for the life of me cook a thick chicken breast on the stove (ded fkn Srs)


always turns out like this — need to stick to the thin breasts
thick breast on the stove is hard and takes way too long. If you had to make it thick id try out sear to oven
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Why not cut your chicken and marinate it, if you're going to make it on the stove?


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Dinosaur BBQ used to cater events for my college in upstate NY back in the early 2000s. Looks great. On spread.
post 1630389673 02-02-2021, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
i am a mongloid when it comes to kitchen / domestic skills -- how difficult is it? i have overheard ppl talking about sous vide many a time (ded fkn Srs)
To cook as many chicken breasts as you want:

1. Set to 150° (you don't need to cook them to 165° like other methods)
2. Wait an hour or two, then remove from water bath
3. Sear about 1 minute each side
4. Rest for a few minutes before eating

I pretty much refuse to eat dry ass, overcooked chicken breasts now. After tasting, half the people I know end up buying one srs.
post 1630390043 02-02-2021, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
Dinosaur BBQ used to cater events for my college in upstate NY back in the early 2000s. Looks great. On spread.
You go to the Cuse?
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Bro, burnt chicken?
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
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Originally Posted By CremeFraicheBro⏩
You go to the Cuse?
Been there a bunch, I had friends there. I was in Albany...fun times mayne.
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for real though get an insta pot and shred your chicken
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Originally Posted By ramimotemem⏩
Why not cut your chicken and marinate it, if you're going to make it on the stove?
looks dank brah (ded fkn Srs)
Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
Dinosaur BBQ used to cater events for my college in upstate NY back in the early 2000s. Looks great. On spread.
Dino bbq is pretty legit -- the one in my city just closed unfortunately.


Had some last Feb in Syracuse after going to a duke / syracuse bball game (ded fkn Srs)

Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
To cook as many chicken breasts as you want:

1. Set to 150° (you don't need to cook them to 165° like other methods)
2. Wait an hour or two, then remove from water bath
3. Sear about 1 minute each side
4. Rest for a few minutes before eating

I pretty much refuse to eat dry ass, overcooked chicken breasts now. After tasting, half the people I know end up buying one srs.
browsing on williams sonoma rn (ded fkn Srs)

Originally Posted By strawbrerry1⏩
thick breast on the stove is hard and takes way too long. If you had to make it thick id try out sear to oven
good call -- im a retard
Originally Posted By littlecaesars59⏩
just butterfly them.

i like to cut them into strips or cubes, faster cooking and comes out more tender
you dont like eating burnt food brah???
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Originally Posted By OT2000⏩
Bro, burnt chicken?
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