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post 1630413043 02-03-2021, 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
Can't get 2 birds stoned at once
It's not rocket appliances
One day scientists are going to kill us all.
post 1630413143 02-03-2021, 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted By CptClean
It's not rocket appliances
Fukk off, Lahey!
post 1630413203 02-03-2021, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
Fukk off, Lahey!
Show is just not the same without him
One day scientists are going to kill us all.
post 1630413363 02-03-2021, 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted By CptClean
I bought weedstocks in 2016 as well. Definitely lost a lot of money trying to time the top of the never ending stimulus bullrun though.

You think people that followed TSLA all the way up to 900bn market cap aren't intelligent investors?

Being a security guard in an office building with a hedge fund's office in it doesn't count as being in finance btw

You can easily tell how unsuccessful you are by how upset you get about the thought of other people making money or being successful.
tesla market value is valued for the product of the future not actual revenue. dumbass. you keep calling yourself successful but yet have not proved it. i don't think i've seen someone project harder than you in my entire time on the misc. i'm not even slightly upset i just think you're a fking retard for thinking making $100 on a meme stock makes you an intellectual genius. you need to come down to earth. anyway enjoy losing your allowance. you're a ******* i'd wreck you. tell your buddy troudau that bad orange man gone and he can open borders now
post 1630413473 02-03-2021, 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag
We The Girl Next Door now?
Came in to post this.




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post 1630413503 02-03-2021, 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Evolutionary1
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
If life gives you lemons, say fuk the lemons and bail.
OLD MOVIE CREW
post 1630413563 02-03-2021, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Mr.PissShivers
If life gives you lemons, say fuk the lemons and bail.
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people driving expensive cars.
post 1630413673 02-03-2021, 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces
tesla market value is valued for the product of the future not actual revenue. dumbass. you keep calling yourself successful but yet have not proved it. i don't think i've seen someone project harder than you in my entire time on the misc. i'm not even slightly upset i just think you're a fking retard for thinking making $100 on a meme stock makes you an intellectual genius. you need to come down to earth. anyway enjoy losing your allowance. you're a ******* i'd wreck you. tell your buddy troudau that bad orange man gone and he can open borders now
TSLA was the original meme stock, you probably didn't even know what a "stock" was when it started pumping on WSB lmao.

Your time on the misc? You mean the 1 year where you have posted over 4000 fukking times hahaha jesus christ.

Not even gonna address your repeated attempts at acting tough on the internet, I'm sure lots of successful finance guys are doing that though. Just because you crush monster energy drinks and get beat up by your dad for not doing the dishes does not mean you are tough.
One day scientists are going to kill us all.
post 1630413713 02-03-2021, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted By CptClean
TSLA was the original meme stock, you probably didn't even know what a "stock" was when it started pumping on WSB lmao.

Your time on the misc? You mean the 1 year where you have posted over 4000 fukking times hahaha jesus christ.

Not even gonna address your repeated attempts at acting tough on the internet, I'm sure lots of successful finance guys are doing that though. Just because you crush monster energy drinks and get beat up by your dad for not doing the dishes does not mean you are tough.
uh tesla was never a meme stock you fking moron
post 1630413843 02-03-2021, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces
uh tesla was never a meme stock you fking moron
See you have no clue what you are talking about and obviously just found out about the market over the past month.

Also you can't spell and just come across as a genuinely unhappy and unintelligent person. I would really love to see a picture of you.
One day scientists are going to kill us all.
post 1630416333 02-03-2021, 02:59 AM
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post 1630416723 02-03-2021, 03:12 AM
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post 1630417073 02-03-2021, 03:25 AM
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If it fits it ships
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post 1630434743 02-03-2021, 09:12 AM
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“There is no education in the second kick of a mule.” - I think it was Mark Twain but might be wrong.

Another one I like to use comes from Sean Lock - when someone offers up two not so palatable choices:

“That’s like asking would I rather step in dog sh*t, or cow sh*t.”
“Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must remain silent.” - Ludwig Wittgenstein
post 1630435033 02-03-2021, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Mr.PissShivers
If life gives you lemons, say fuk the lemons and bail.
But I like lemons
post 1630435163 02-03-2021, 09:15 AM
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"Get money, fukk bitches." by George Washington was a pretty good saying too
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
post 1630435923 02-03-2021, 09:23 AM
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If life gives you a receding hairline and sub-8 genetics, kill yourself.

That's the best one
post 1630436103 02-03-2021, 09:26 AM
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Can't hear that phrase and not think about The Girl Next Door movie.



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post 1630437593 02-03-2021, 09:45 AM
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“Don’t let perfect get in the way of good enough” is another one I live by


Basically in MOST situations, 80-90% of what’s needed is sufficient. The extra 10-20% can create substantially more effort, with very little benefit
post 1630438243 02-03-2021, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces
****ing lol
post 1630438403 02-03-2021, 09:55 AM
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Knock knock

Who's there?

"Get off the stage you fuking idiot"
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
I also like "queer as a football bat"
I don't get it...

post 1630440473 02-03-2021, 10:20 AM
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I'd try to come up with something, but I don't think the juice is worth the squeeze.

Anyways, time to make like a baby and head out.
post 1630440843 02-03-2021, 10:27 AM
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