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Thread: Lizzo talks to her own belly and blows it kisses every morning (warning: graphic img)

post 1630602373 02-05-2021, 06:13 AM
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Lizzo talks to her own belly and blows it kisses every morning (warning: graphic img)

wtf

post 1630602433 02-05-2021, 06:14 AM
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so stunning, so brave.
post 1630602483 02-05-2021, 06:15 AM
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She should love a treadmill instead.
post 1630602603 02-05-2021, 06:18 AM
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one can only hope she is a virgin.
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post 1630602613 02-05-2021, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted By darkninja67⏩
one can only hope she is a virgin.
there's some poor black dude somewhere who's willing to smash that for hopes of a payday.
post 1630602703 02-05-2021, 06:21 AM
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I was thinking, when you burn fat, where does it go? It vanishes. The components must go somewhere... but where? How come scientists can't make some pill that you piss and crap your fat off instead of burning it?

Ok sorry for the semi ot rant. Had to get that out of my head
post 1630602843 02-05-2021, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
there's some poor black dude somewhere who's willing to smash that for hopes of a payday.
Haven't you heard the line from her hit "new man on the Minnesota Vikings" ?
https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/...51ux4i7x4107yf
post 1630602873 02-05-2021, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted By rootcon⏩
I was thinking, when you burn fat, where does it go? It vanishes. The components must go somewhere... but where? How come scientists can't make some pill that you piss and crap your fat off instead of burning it?

Ok sorry for the semi ot rant. Had to get that out of my head
your breath.
post 1630603093 02-05-2021, 06:28 AM
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*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1630603403 02-05-2021, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
Blowing kisses to her belly in the morning..

Let it get ravaged by junk food binges at night

Wake up in the morning and repeat..
Imagine the damage to her toilet
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1630603633 02-05-2021, 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Imagine the damage to her toilet
Even her septic tank is probably like oh **** when it hears her start stomping around in the morning.
post 1630603833 02-05-2021, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
there's some poor black dude somewhere who's willing to smash that for hopes of a payday.
or a white twink
culturally enriching the misc since 2015
post 1630603903 02-05-2021, 06:44 AM
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Lizzo please
Ack...Ack
post 1630604953 02-05-2021, 07:02 AM
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HTC crew hard as diamonds right now I suppose.....
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post 1630605063 02-05-2021, 07:04 AM
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lol, just noticed the name "lizzobeeating".

Of course.
post 1630605163 02-05-2021, 07:06 AM
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She should have her own crypto coin
post 1630605543 02-05-2021, 07:13 AM
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post 1630606463 02-05-2021, 07:27 AM
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i wonder if she has to use bleach to get the stains out of her underwear?
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post 1630606623 02-05-2021, 07:28 AM
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post 1630606823 02-05-2021, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
HTC crew hard as diamonds right now I suppose.....
That’s a htc 10/10
post 1630610403 02-05-2021, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
or a white twink
That Black Bloat Queen doesn't want some white twink. She wants a Black King.
post 1630611503 02-05-2021, 08:41 AM
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post 1630612763 02-05-2021, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
so stunning, so brave.
So diabetic.
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