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post 1630674953 02-05-2021, 10:23 PM
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Tinder sloot just ruined my office chair (NSFW)

Invited this tinder sloot that I met a few weeks ago over and she down on my office chair. After a little bit she got up because she said she had to use the bathroom. When she got up she said OMG and apologized and I look and she fukin leaked on my damn office chair. This chair is a Humanscale Freedom chair that cost $1200.

Immediately realized that I wasn't going to smash AND she ruined my damn chair. She went home shortly after and now idk what to do brahs.

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post 1630675063 02-05-2021, 10:24 PM
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Lmfaoo
post 1630675333 02-05-2021, 10:30 PM
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Where have I seen this pic before?
post 1630675403 02-05-2021, 10:31 PM
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Period blood is darker than that.. Looks like some chit malbec.
post 1630675423 02-05-2021, 10:31 PM
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Sell it to LooksMaximus
post 1630675543 02-05-2021, 10:33 PM
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Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
post 1630675963 02-05-2021, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Where have I seen this pic before?
I don't think you have brah


google afbeelding
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post 1630676043 02-05-2021, 10:45 PM
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L m a o
post 1630676163 02-05-2021, 10:48 PM
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This is why I misc
post 1630676193 02-05-2021, 10:48 PM
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Haven't laughed this hard at a misc thread in awhile..


For real, tell that bish to buy you a new chair or you're going to post that pic all over social media for public humiliation.
post 1630676223 02-05-2021, 10:49 PM
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Looks like she was bleeding out her anoose too.
WTF std does she have?
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post 1630676273 02-05-2021, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted By LuvVag⏩
I don't think you have brah


google afbeelding
Sweet Jesus that's OC. If that is blood, it should actually come out with carpet cleaner and some scrubbing. Don't ask me how I know.

And don't let anyone come near it with luminol.
post 1630676283 02-05-2021, 10:49 PM
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Lol
post 1630676303 02-05-2021, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Looks like she was bleeding out her anoose too.
WTF std does she have?
Ebola, from the looks of it. semi-srs
post 1630676333 02-05-2021, 10:51 PM
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wait, did you go down on her and she started leaking cranberry juice? or it just happened out of nowhere?
post 1630676423 02-05-2021, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted By LuvVag⏩
Invited this tinder sloot that I met a few weeks ago over and she down on my office chair. After a little bit she got up because she said she had to use the bathroom. When she got up she said OMG and apologized and I look and she fukin leaked on my damn office chair. This chair is a Humanscale Freedom chair that cost $1200.

Immediately realized that I wasn't going to smash AND she ruined my damn chair. She went home shortly after and now idk what to do brahs.

“Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must remain silent.” - Ludwig Wittgenstein
post 1630676443 02-05-2021, 10:52 PM
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post 1630676543 02-05-2021, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted By littlecaesars59⏩
Oh lawd lmao
Damn
post 1630676563 02-05-2021, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted By littlecaesars59⏩
Hahahahahahahah rep!
post 1630676623 02-05-2021, 10:56 PM
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Toss it in the shower and blast it with disinfectant.
Don't use hot water on blood.
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post 1630676643 02-05-2021, 10:56 PM
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If you tell HR it's a wine stain. You'll get fired but sue them for discrimination since alcoholism is now a mental illness. Winner winner chicken dinner.
post 1630676763 02-05-2021, 10:58 PM
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how is that chair $1200

that looks like some economy line clearance special from Staples
post 1630676803 02-05-2021, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Modulator⏩
https ://pbs.twimg.com/media/DylH2Z9UUAAcRAN .jpg

OP
nobody is taking their time to load that


get to 50 posts cuck
post 1630676843 02-05-2021, 11:00 PM
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Slap yourself for paying 1200 for that piece of chit chair.
post 1630676853 02-05-2021, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
how is that chair $1200

that looks like some economy line clearance special from Staples
Humanscale are comparable to Herman Miller. Goat tier chairs, though not exactly luxurious looking.
post 1630677073 02-05-2021, 11:04 PM
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Why does that chair cost so much? It looks like it's worth about $50
post 1630677133 02-05-2021, 11:06 PM
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strong not living up to your username ratio. if that was copefear he would lick it all up until it's clean
post 1630677323 02-05-2021, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
strong not living up to your usnermae ratio. if that was copefear he would lick it all up until it's clean
This. OP should unscrew the cushion and mail it to copefear.
I remember the thread where he was going to sniff some old kunt rag that was in a alleyway.
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post 1630677473 02-05-2021, 11:14 PM
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Tell her she has to sit there anytime she has her period until the rest of the chair matches. It’s the only way to save it.
post 1630677703 02-05-2021, 11:16 PM
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sell it online i hear some *******s sniff used panties, some idiot will surely pay to sniff this
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