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post 1630846683 02-08-2021, 07:04 AM
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Which escort shall I smash today (pics)

Got the choice between these two but finding it hard who to pick.


First girl: Shes Brazilian/Korean mix, £100/$130 for 30 mins, does OWO (blowjob without condom) and condom sex in multiple positions but no CIM (coom in mouth)

Second girl: She's Colombian £100/$130 per 30 mins and does the same as above except she'll let me do CIM for an extra £30/$40 so altogether it would be £130/$170 if I wanted to bust in her mouth.

Personally I find the first one more attractive but dissapointed she doesn't do CIM, then again it's not necessary but is a nice bonus.

UPDATE - SEE POST 49 FOR WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

Pics of first girl:






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Second girl:






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post 1630847183 02-08-2021, 07:12 AM
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First girl
post 1630847853 02-08-2021, 07:23 AM
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First girl indeed

Second girl had tummy tuck at some point
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post 1630847923 02-08-2021, 07:24 AM
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Saddest thread of the day award goes to this one.
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post 1630847973 02-08-2021, 07:24 AM
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Is this real life? You can go to a bar for cheaper
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post 1630848073 02-08-2021, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Jayl12345⏩
Saddest thread of the day award goes to this one.
Lmao how is it sad? I'm paying for a quick pump and dump without any bullchit games involved.

We're in lockdown in the UK so I can't go out and meet regular girls and tinder sloots mostly flake anyway.
post 1630848123 02-08-2021, 07:26 AM
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post 1630848233 02-08-2021, 07:28 AM
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First girl bro

Also is escort service legal in UK?
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post 1630848273 02-08-2021, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted By TommyRO⏩
Is this real life? You can go to a bar for cheaper
Bars and almost everything else is shut over here due to lockdown restrictions, the only thing open are supermarkets/grocery stores lol.
post 1630848333 02-08-2021, 07:29 AM
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First girl looks like a tranny, second girl looks like chit. I go with girl number 3
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post 1630848643 02-08-2021, 07:34 AM
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They all look like trannys
post 1630848773 02-08-2021, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted By C4KE⏩
First girl bro

Also is escort service legal in UK?
Yeah prostitution is legal here aslong as it's done in private, it's only illegal to solicate in the street or to run a brothel.
post 1630848973 02-08-2021, 07:37 AM
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I normally don't go for Asians but Number 1 for sure. Looks way better body unless you like the thickness of #2.
post 1630849003 02-08-2021, 07:37 AM
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What the phukc is CIM
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First girl has a more exotic look.. shame the Colombian girl looks trashy and like she has a STD
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Lmao how is it sad? I'm paying for a quick pump and dump without any bullchit games involved.

We're in lockdown in the UK so I can't go out and meet regular girls and tinder sloots mostly flake anyway.
fuking prostitutes is pretty sad despite Rajc's amusing threads

Those women are disgusting, and you're going to catch something.
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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
What the phukc is CIM
Cumm in mouth
post 1630849253 02-08-2021, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
What the phukc is CIM
Confidential Information Memorandum

It's the book used to sell a company - industry description and company strategy along with financial projections and explanation of results. Generally you need to sign an NDA before you can get the book.
post 1630849323 02-08-2021, 07:43 AM
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fuk paying

rub one out for free, hit up grocery store, buy nice steak and some shrimp/scallops and have a great dinner
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
fuking prostitutes is pretty sad despite Rajc's amusing threads

Those women are disgusting, and you're going to catch something.
If you can get laid normally and just want a quicky without the hassle I have no issue with dudes doing it. I do have a problem with incels and virgins (unless wizard status) doing it and becoming more jaded.
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also depends on service


a lot of dumb phuck misceres will pick the most attractive girl

I would take a 7/10 nympho over a 9/10 starfish everyday
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
fuking prostitutes is pretty sad despite Rajc's amusing threads

Those women are disgusting, and you're going to catch something.
It's only sad if you're simping for them and treat them like a gf etc. I smash escorts because its very convenient for guys like me who work all the time and isn't in a circle with lots of girls.

Some of the biggest chad celebs and athletes etc regularly bang prostitutes despite the fact they could easily pull almost any girl they want, they just don't want the hassle that comes with 'free sex' they just want a quick pump and dump.

There's a reason why its one of the oldest professions in the world.

Also alot of escorts are cleaner than regular sloots who get creampied by Chad and Tyrone every weekend, 99% of them make you wear a condom and shower before and after every client.

I've never had an escort with bad hygiene/ smelly pussy but have done with 'normal' girls.
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do you get multi nuts or you nut -30 minutes and she takes a whores bath and leaves? when i was in Panama i ****ed this black chick, literally bust in like 6 minutes.. literally told me to get another condom from the front desk and ****ed again
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The tan lines that girls from Brazil do are soooo sexy to me. Hardest boner ever. I'm usually a long cummer, but that chit had me busting a nut in like 45 seconds.
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
It's only sad if you're simping for them and treat them like a gf etc. I smash escorts because its very convenient for guys like me who work all the time and isn't in a circle with lots of girls.

Some of the biggest chad celebs and athletes etc regularly bang prostitutes despite the fact they could easily pull almost any girl they want, they just don't want the hassle that comes with 'free sex' they just want a quick pump and dump.

There's a reason why its one of the oldest professions in the world.
I think he more means it's sad that you made a thread about it comparing 2 prostitutes and it wasn't just like a spur of the moment thing to order one up

And say what you want but I don't there's anything glamorous or to be proud about about ordering wh0res bro
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dont waste your money on that stuff unless youre a lonely virgin. just fap bro
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Just remeber when you show up she probably already had multiple dudes that day . Kinda disgusting when you think about it

Sloopy seconds

Pssy probably already all worked in and chit from the last 7 guys that same day .
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
do you get multi nuts or you nut -30 minutes and she takes a whores bath and leaves? when i was in Panama i ****ed this black chick, literally bust in like 6 minutes.. literally told me to get another condom from the front desk and ****ed again
I always struggle to bust from sex tbh, I can if I work really hard but most of the time I have to jerk myself off to finish. Then again I'm circumcised and wear a condom so yeah I pretty much just bust a nut towards the end and leave.

Its weird cos from fapping I can easily bust in 5 mins lol.
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
I always struggle to bust from sex tbh, I can if I work really hard but most of the time I have to jerk myself off to finish. Then again I'm circumcised and wear a condom so yeah I pretty much just bust a nut towards the end and leave.

Its weird cos from fapping I can easily bust in 5 mins lol.
nah any kind of alcohol in me and i'll have a semi and not be able to bust. i was on my ex for like 40 minutes pumping away but not feeling ****. that i actually just got off her and went to sleep. i imagine she probably felt mad insecure. next day no alcohol, just water and i went to town on them cheeks
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