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post 1630873273 02-08-2021, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By PimpinisEasy⏩
Don't listen to these Americucks... They don't get it, one of the big benefits of the UK is that there are certain websites where you can smash 8/9/10's at a moments notice.

Business trip... Smash a hot 19 year old.
Bored one evening... smash a hot colombian
stressed at work... Nail some eastern euro ten

These *******s have been indoctrinated by feminists in their chit tier unis.

But they will think they have the upper hand, because they managed to sleep with some chubby 5 off tinder.

It's pretty awesome in the UK with all the hot chicks we get.
I could use that girl in the op on a lunch break a few times a month


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post 1630876853 02-08-2021, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted By PimpinisEasy⏩
Don't listen to these Americucks... They don't get it, one of the big benefits of the UK is that there are certain websites where you can smash 8/9/10's at a moments notice.

Business trip... Smash a hot 19 year old.
Bored one evening... smash a hot colombian
stressed at work... Nail some eastern euro ten

These *******s have been indoctrinated by feminists in their chit tier unis.

But they will think they have the upper hand, because they managed to sleep with some chubby 5 off tinder.

It's pretty awesome in the UK with all the hot chicks we get.
Das it, how many miscers are regularly smashing 7's and 8's off of tinder ,that are good in bed and know how to suck a dick? Not many lol unless you're a giga chad.

These *******s don't understand that smashing escorts is for convenience, it's a quick and easy way to smash any sloot you want who is way out of your league just by sending a simple text.

Good luck trying to do that for 'free'.
post 1630876943 02-08-2021, 01:51 PM
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ibby pls
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post 1630877353 02-08-2021, 01:56 PM
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You sucked the penis of 10000000 men by eating her out, lol. Tasted fresh because she just finished rinsing with Lever 2000.
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post 1630877433 02-08-2021, 01:57 PM
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Brah if she sucks you off no condom then she sucked off other guys no condom earlier in the day. So you started kissing her and probably tasted the residue of 6 Chinese businessmen and then spent time eating her angus and used poosy? Mirin, srs.
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post 1630881683 02-08-2021, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted By eternalone423⏩
You sucked the penis of 10000000 men by eating her out, lol. Tasted fresh because she just finished rinsing with Lever 2000.
lol @ pretending it's not the same with a tinder hoe
post 1630883663 02-08-2021, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted By DoYouEvenNEM⏩
But actually these guys, although there's not many of them, are trying to make a chit industry better.

The problem with online escorts is they're infamous for catfishing, using photoshopped photos or strong angles, lying about age, etc. They count on the fact that the guys buying prostitutes are betas who can't say no to a catfish and will give her $300 anyway.

Boomer era Brothels were way superior to this chit.
Originally Posted By Winston56432⏩
i remeber i once stumbled upon some escort review forum

legit guys write novels about banging escort

it was hilarious
I post on a UK review forum, its very helpful as you know what escorts to avoid and which ones to see based on other clients experience. There's also lots of good info and tips there.

The girl I smashed didn't have any reviews so I took the plunge and have now wrote a good review on her.

The second one had two which were alright but I really wanted to shag the first sloot.
post 1630885693 02-08-2021, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Das it, how many miscers are regularly smashing 7's and 8's off of tinder ,that are good in bed and know how to suck a dick? Not many lol unless you're a giga chad.

These *******s don't understand that smashing escorts is for convenience, it's a quick and easy way to smash any sloot you want who is way out of your league just by sending a simple text.

Good luck trying to do that for 'free'.
Yeah but you’re eating that cum filled pussy.

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post 1630886953 02-08-2021, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By DoYouEvenNEM⏩
Why not?

Legit never seen facial or genital herpes let alone genital warts. Who the phuck has them? Inb4 CDC claiming 1/4 Americans have a STD. Big hoax like this covid stuff.
im seeing an ER doctor and shes witnessed it quite a bit

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post 1630887643 02-08-2021, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Winston56432⏩
also depends on service


a lot of dumb phuck misceres will pick the most attractive girl

I would take a 7/10 nympho over a 9/10 starfish everyday
I like them to play dead. You know, eyes rolled up mouth open a little, holding their breath..
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post 1630888413 02-08-2021, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
I post on a UK review forum, its very helpful as you know what escorts to avoid and which ones to see based on other clients experience. There's also lots of good info and tips there.

The girl I smashed didn't have any reviews so I took the plunge and have now wrote a good review on her.

The second one had two which were alright but I really wanted to shag the first sloot.
Punternet?

A friend told me about it. A friend..
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post 1630896373 02-08-2021, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Punternet?

A friend told me about it. A friend..
Ukpunting, great site for info.
post 1630897003 02-08-2021, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
I've already explained myself before multiple times, you're far more likely to catch something from a regular bar sloot who gets creampied by different guys every weekend than an escort who makes all her clients wear protection during sex.

There's very little risk when it comes to oral sex with escorts, aslong I'm not rawdogging them I'm highly unlikely to catch a serious STD.

I genuinely enjoy eating ass and pussy, it's for my own pleasure not there's.
Is this a troll or are you really this retarded?
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post 1630897193 02-08-2021, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By al****orilla⏩
Is this a troll or are you really this retarded?
Also it's a bit outdated comparison. I've been going to bars in multiple countries overseas and it's always 100% male gender presence except for female workers and the rare dating couple who likes bars.

Might be better to compare prostitutes and Tinder sl00ts.
post 1630897853 02-08-2021, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted By al****orilla⏩
Is this a troll or are you really this retarded?
My point is half these miscers giving me chit are the same guys that would rawdog and go down on tinder sloots and then scream at me for going down on an escort lol.

Both have risk factors, but the fact I'm wearing a condom during penetrative sex lowers the risk of infection compared to rawdogging a regular sloot.
post 1630911733 02-08-2021, 08:58 PM
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no white?
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Second for that ass
post 1630912053 02-08-2021, 09:03 PM
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Are there a lot of colombians in the UK?
post 1630912433 02-08-2021, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
There's very little risk when it comes to oral sex with escorts, aslong I'm not rawdogging them I'm highly unlikely to catch a serious STD.
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Ibby pls

Eating the vagoo = safe
Rawdogging = unsafe

You make no fukcen sense m8.
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post 1630913153 02-08-2021, 09:22 PM
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I would have said the second. You goofed eating the a** of a whore
post 1630914233 02-08-2021, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
OP you should feel bad for nutting from a woman without getting to know her.



Even when I jack off, I have to put on a TED talk with a female presenter and make small talk for a few hours and come up with witty lines I'd text her before I allow myself a nut like a true gentleman. It is deeply unethical for a man to nut without providing some entertainment to a woman. You must supply a minimum of 20 text messages and 1 seafood dinner to a woman before every nut as a rule of thumb, all about the hunt brah.

Spoiler!

JK chose the first, fuk gynocentric Misc male feminists

I love this post, so much.
This is the misc I know and luv.
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post 1630931293 02-09-2021, 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted By homersexual⏩
Ibby pls

Eating the vagoo = safe
Rawdogging = unsafe

You make no fukcen sense m8.
I said it has a much lower risk not that it's completely safe, there's a reason many hookers offer OWO but very few will offer bareback.
Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah⏩
Are there a lot of colombians in the UK?
Not many no it's pretty rare to find them, there's more Brazilians over here but even that's quite a small number too unless you go to the big cities like London or Liverpool etc.

There's only like 200,000 South Americans here but when you take into account the UK population is 66 million it's not many at all.
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The biggest problem with whores is condoms. Just chit. If it's not raw is it even really sex?

Sloot is hot though gj op.
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OP is bang on when he says escorts are cleaner than most regular girls. You just have to make sure they are pros and not some crack head off the streets. That's why you make sure you check reviews online, etc. And they shower in between clients, it's like you guys think girls have jizz sprayed all over them drying on their skin, kick one guy out and the next guy marches in half an hour later.

Most high level hookers see 90% regulars and maybe 5-10 guys a week. There aren't any out there who are taking on five or six guys a day. Massage girls, sure but they aren't having sex with most of their clients and are just jerking them off.

Now, OP's selections are a tier below that but I'm sure that they still aren't banging a ton of guys daily.

If I could afford it I'd definitely rather have a decent session with a pro once a week than deal with online dating garbage.
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what's the right approach here?

whoremaxxing or jestermaxxing
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I don't want std on my dick but it's ok on my face and throat. When does she lube up? Did you lick the lube?
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This dude ate out a space that was occupied by multiple dicks this same day. Just saying.
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

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Only an autist miscer would spend page after page defending himself based on some new-age frugality of using an escort over the antiquated method of having to placate some sloot for an evening and then the first thing he does is toss her STD salad like her pleasure matters.

YOU PAID HER FOR A SERVICE! It's literally all about you at that point. This is like paying someone for a massage and asking if they want one too.

Brb, gonna buy a lift ticket and go snow tubing this weekend and ask the lift operator if he wants me to run the lift for a bit so he can have a turn.
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Lmao hilarious responses ITT

Not sure about the logic of eating her out but you do you ibby.

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Originally Posted By PTzFree⏩
Only an autist miscer would spend page after page defending himself based on some new-age frugality of using an escort over the antiquated method of having to placate some sloot for an evening and then thefirst thing he does is toss her STD salad like her pleasure matters.

YOU PAID HER FOR A SERVICE! It's literally all about you at that point. This is like paying someone for a massage and asking if they want one too.

Brb, gonna buy a lift ticket and go snow tubing this weekend and ask the lift operator if he wants me to run the lift for a bit so he can have a turn.
Strong reading comprehension, I ate her out for my OWN pleasure NOT for hers.

I had a HBB latina sloot shaking her big booty right infront of me, I'm definitely gonna feast on dat ass, couldn't give a chit what anyone thinks.

I pay to do whatever I want with them in the agreed time limit aslong as it's within her boundaries.
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