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Thread: Ask a guy who just flooded the toilet at work and dipped.

post 1631232663 02-12-2021, 01:41 PM
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Ask a guy who just flooded the toilet at work and dipped.

Had Dominoes last night and didn’t get to poop till lunch at work. I pooped and wiped. Had to wipe a few extra times. The toilet we have is one of those high pressure ones that uses like 15 gallons of water. The chit got clogged and the toilet went from 20% full to 200% full in 2 seconds and water flew out and I had to run or else I would have drowned srs. I looked at the floor and was like O.O bc I wasn’t about to clean it. So I told the engineering guy and dipped.

Me as soon as the water hit the floor
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post 1631232773 02-12-2021, 01:42 PM
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did you tell him you did it or you found like that
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post 1631233203 02-12-2021, 01:48 PM
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Can we have a picture of the Kraken that you released?

when it happens, just bail the fuk out and leave it there as fast as possible, let the office indian take the blame for the huge smelly chit
post 1631233843 02-12-2021, 01:56 PM
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The cameras don’t lie
post 1631233973 02-12-2021, 01:57 PM
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We need pics of what just happened otherwise I can’t belief
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post 1631234013 02-12-2021, 01:57 PM
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It wasn’t even that bad of a poop, just a good amount of toilet papet. But I told him someone had used it before me. Idk where the cleaning person is but I left.
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post 1631234363 02-12-2021, 02:01 PM
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Thread is useless without pics of deuce
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post 1631234543 02-12-2021, 02:03 PM
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Lmao, been there brah
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post 1631234553 02-12-2021, 02:03 PM
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Janitor is going to think it was someone else until he sees this post next to an avi of your face.



If you’re going to post your face, be like the ugly Mexican and wear a mask.
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post 1631234773 02-12-2021, 02:05 PM
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"Clean-up on aisle bathroom."

post 1631234943 02-12-2021, 02:07 PM
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They're gonna DNA test that shit. Tours over brah.
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post 1631235213 02-12-2021, 02:09 PM
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mfw not using a travel bidet
post 1631235493 02-12-2021, 02:13 PM
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next time rinse you chitty ass off in the sink
post 1631235793 02-12-2021, 02:17 PM
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Damn son. That's why I always chit, flush, wipe, flush.
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post 1631235883 02-12-2021, 02:18 PM
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post 1631236463 02-12-2021, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted By PAU1⏩
"Clean-up on aisle bathroom."



Fkn lmao...still one of the best threads on the Misc. Mr. Pover-T
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post 1631236623 02-12-2021, 02:26 PM
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Know exactly what type of toilet you are talking about it and didn't think it was possible to clog those.

Smart move getting out of there ASAP (assuming no security cameras caught you fleeing crime scene)
post 1631237663 02-12-2021, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By JeepBruh⏩
Know exactly what type of toilet you are talking about it and didn't think it was possible to clog those.

Smart move getting out of there ASAP (assuming no security cameras caught you fleeing crime scene)
Yeah these things use so much water I didn’t think it could. When I flushed the water went down, then it shot back up.
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post 1631238783 02-12-2021, 02:55 PM
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Lmao

glad you escaped srs
sounds scary


had that happen when doing security.
wasnt unclogging so I had to radio maintenance over the radio. So 50+ ppl could hear
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post 1631238973 02-12-2021, 03:00 PM
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I flooded the toilet at work and dipped

Nuggets were dropped and farts were ripped

I wiped the schit and flushed the manuscript

Then skipped real quick when the subs turned to ships
Damn
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