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post 1631448203 02-15-2021, 09:33 AM
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Don’t care how old
Don’t care how ugly

Mirin op, you get that bag king!!!!!!!!! Only time you should marry is into money

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post 1631448213 02-15-2021, 09:33 AM
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this happened 4 reals
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post 1631450043 02-15-2021, 10:03 AM
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one night stand ..........leads to marriage .........what could possibly go wrong
post 1631450413 02-15-2021, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By bsrkoacar2
Funny story from last night... After dinner I put a small dip in that I could conceal. We ended up going to her bedroom and started going down on her. I had no choice but to swallow my chew. I couldn't spit it out on her floor and sometimes I can get away with swallowing it. It was all good for a little while and then she started giving me head. All good at first but then I broke out in a feverish sweat and thought I was going to throw up while I was getting head. I politely told her I had a "weird stomach ache but I'd be ok, just needed to to drink some water." I fuking laid down in her bathroom floor next to the toilet waiting to throw up just a sweaty mess. Chugged a bunch of water and was good to go about 10 minutes later. Picked up where we left off lmfao but honestly thought I was going to puke all over her bed
Bold AF to chew tobacco on a date. Women typically hate that stuff in a guy srs. I also get jittery than a mother with tobacco. Not good to calm the nerves
post 1631450503 02-15-2021, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah
Bold AF to chew tobacco on a date. Women typically hate that stuff in a guy srs. I also get jittery than a mother with tobacco. Not good to calm the nerves
Zyn pouches on the other hand are sneaky AF

I still remember had been dating my wife for like 4 years, and I stuck a huge dip in my lip and tried to watch a movie with her. My step bro had just visited and I did some with him and went and bought a tin later.

My wife went to kiss me after like 30mins and absolutely lost her chit how disgusting it was I was doing that.

Meanwhile she has fuked my brains out with a zyn pouch in and never knew.
post 1631450723 02-15-2021, 10:15 AM
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Pics of following text convo?

Pics of ski vacation?

Pics of anything?
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post 1631451143 02-15-2021, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth
one night stand ..........leads to marriage .........what could possibly go wrong
Absolutely nothing can go wrong
post 1631451763 02-15-2021, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d
You banged a chick once, and now you want to quit your job and move in with her? LMFAOOOOOO you sure she's the woman?
Maybe all if have to do is bang her whenever she wants and Id get a fat allowance
post 1631452003 02-15-2021, 10:32 AM
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Imagine catching feelings after a ons with an older woman

lol
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
post 1631452553 02-15-2021, 10:39 AM
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Listen to the lyrics starting at 1:45

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never underestimate the slootiness of a sloot
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post 1631452663 02-15-2021, 10:41 AM
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Damn son. I'd milk that for all it's worth assuming this is true. Get her attached and she might start buying you things.
post 1631452833 02-15-2021, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted By bsrkoacar2
Maybe all if have to do is bang her whenever she wants and Id get a fat allowance
My cousin did something like this. Not sure what made it go sour

But she originally bought him a boat to sail. Srs

But then later she wanted it back. And i think he crashed it

Sorry for the vague details, thats all i remember. But he met her at a club here
post 1631452943 02-15-2021, 10:44 AM
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Older lady went to a ski resort by herself?
watchout your comments boyo ↓
post 1631452953 02-15-2021, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah
Jeff Bezos ex wife ? if so mirin
Nah the 50 year old I bought Lemonade with lmao
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post 1631453133 02-15-2021, 10:47 AM
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Would wife just for the life you’ll experience with her money. Srs.
post 1631453213 02-15-2021, 10:48 AM
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This happened. I was the business woman.
Trust me, I am a pharmacist.
post 1631453273 02-15-2021, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA
Pics of following text convo?

Pics of ski vacation?

Pics of anything?
OP may have joined internet as a new year's resolution.
Trust me, I am a pharmacist.
post 1631453323 02-15-2021, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By bsrkoacar2
Am on vacation in a colorado ski town and met this sexy older lady at the bar. We got to talking and she invited me back to her condo for dinner. She owns a whole bunch of penthouses along south beach in miami, Manhattan, and beach front LA. I asked her how they are doing and she said "well they are all paid off." She's in these yaht clubs all over the country and flies around to go yahting. Long story short I fukked the chit out of her all night long and this morning. She really liked me and kept mentioning how nice my body is, and how I was so sweet and intelligent and successful I was... Bragged up my 100k/yr job and rental house I own lmao. On my way out she told me that she wants to fly in to see me soon and wants to spend a lot more time with me.. fuk think I should quit my job and try to move in with this chick. On top of being sexy she was really good in bed. It was a good night brahs
I hope this happened, srs.


Das it mane
I loe e.
post 1631454183 02-15-2021, 11:01 AM
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Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...

The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.


OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
post 1631454373 02-15-2021, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted By MFarrar74
might as well wife her. whats the worst that could happen? she turns out to be crazy? at least youd be living the ballin life style while dealing with that chit.
If this lady is good looking and worth 8 figures (could be the case based on OP details) do you think she would be stupid enough to marry a 30 year old guy that she had a ONS stand with at a ski resport without protection?
post 1631454403 02-15-2021, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Tornach
"Business woman"...
So she divorced a wealthy guy or inherited properties from her father.
this

look at top 10 list of wealthiest women on planet

every single sloot on there either inherited it from dad or is there through marriage. every. single. one.

oprah the only self made one i can even think of and she aint top 10. all these sloots out there with more money than oprah who took it from a man
post 1631454563 02-15-2021, 11:09 AM
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I’d say get her pregnant, but not sure that’s possible for her anymore
post 1631454753 02-15-2021, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By bsrkoacar2
Am on vacation in a colorado ski town and met this sexy older lady at the bar. We got to talking and she invited me back to her condo for dinner. She owns a whole bunch of penthouses along south beach in miami, Manhattan, and beach front LA. I asked her how they are doing and she said "well they are all paid off." She's in these yaht clubs all over the country and flies around to go yahting.Long story short I fukked the chit out of her all night long and this morning. She really liked me and kept mentioning how nice my body is, and how I was so sweet and intelligent and successful I was... Bragged up my 100k/yr job and rental house I own lmao. On my way out she told me that she wants to fly in to see me soon and wants to spend a lot more time with me.. fuk think I should quit my job and try to move in with this chick. On top of being sexy she was really good in bed. It was a good night brahs
laughed irl
post 1631455043 02-15-2021, 11:16 AM
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She got an onlyfans?
post 1631455483 02-15-2021, 11:22 AM
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Good luck bro. Last two women I banged with more money than me were both huge pains in the ass. Sex was mediocre and they want to monopolize all your time. I was just banging and didn't catch feels or want anything from them, so I just enjoyed the mediocre sex and blow jobs and the free meals and gifts. They both wanted me to 'commit' but they were both huge sloots. One had divorce raped her surgeon husband and ****ed me on the first night I met her, the other was still married to an oldcel banker. These hoes ain't loyal.

These kind of women chase you harder the more you back away. Act needy and they will sniff you out as a gold digger. Just bang the chit out of them and don't act impressed with their cars and houses and jewelry and stuff.
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post 1631455663 02-15-2021, 11:24 AM
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Hot, single, rich woman in a ski resort, by herself on Valentine's weekend...I'll take "stuff that never happened".
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post 1631455813 02-15-2021, 11:25 AM
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Was this her?

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Originally Posted By proudmanlet
is that what we’re calling hookers now?
This
post 1631459603 02-15-2021, 12:08 PM
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Dude this is like that part of the movie Cocktail when Tom Cruise goes to New York and dates the rich older socialite chick, but when she tries to bring him around her people it doesn't work out. All her friends are going to be rich hoity toity snobs that will treat you like a boy toy, you don't want to deal with that chit bro.

Better just to stay with Elizabeth Shue imo.
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