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» Would you rather wake up tomorrow as MBisonSon or wincel? (SRS thread)

View Poll Results: Who would you rather be?

Voters: 16.
MBisonSon
9 56%
wincel
7 43%
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post 1631928983 02-20-2021, 07:54 PM
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#1
  1. Blasting
  2. Eatin ass and takin names
  1. Blasting
  2. Eatin ass and takin names
  3. Join Date: Jan 2019
  4. Posts: 7,909
  5. Rep Power: 59653

Would you rather wake up tomorrow as MBisonSon or wincel? (SRS thread)

For those that don’t know, their similarities:

-Both super dork losers
-Both 35-40yo virgins
-Both ugly and out of shape
-Both can’t leave this site (MBisonSon lost a perma ban bet and isn’t owning up to it, wincel has thousands of multi’s)


Now the main difference, and this is key:

-MBisonSon portrays himself as an alpha. He constantly calls out everyone on this site calling them “Timmys” despite him clearly being a Timmy. He is clearly very delusional in what is going on in his pathetic life. Stripper complimented him, he thought he really was handsome. Friends wife was “giving him signals” for a cuckold situation despite him being a bald manlet.

-wincel knows he’s a loser. He has embraced being an incel and reads studies posted on Reddit to gain pseudo-intelligence he uses as an upper hand against alphas on here.
Horny.
post 1631929063 02-20-2021, 07:55 PM
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#2
  1. Sevenlionz
  2. 6’2/cali
  1. Sevenlionz
  2. 6’2/cali
  3. Join Date: Mar 2020
  4. Posts: 9,524
  5. Rep Power: 107152
Self awareness is everything. Gonna have to go with wincel here
post 1631929083 02-20-2021, 07:56 PM
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#3
  1. xbluexhawkx
  2. Registered User
  1. xbluexhawkx
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2016
  4. Posts: 19,553
  5. Rep Power: 97479
Wincel easily
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post 1631929183 02-20-2021, 07:57 PM
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#4
  1. Blasting
  2. Eatin ass and takin names
  1. Blasting
  2. Eatin ass and takin names
  3. Join Date: Jan 2019
  4. Posts: 7,909
  5. Rep Power: 59653
Personally I’m going with MBisonSon. If I’m a complete loser, unwilling to change, it’d at least be nice to not realize it. I think there’s some solace in that.
Horny.
post 1631932023 02-20-2021, 08:41 PM
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#5
  1. Dogkrack
  2. Banned
  1. Dogkrack
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jun 2019
  4. Posts: 14,820
  5. Rep Power: 0
woukd rather not wake up and be dead in a pool of blood. ded fukin srs
post 1631932373 02-20-2021, 08:45 PM
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#6
  1. sooby
  2. WOATbrah of peace :)
  1. sooby
  2. WOATbrah of peace :)
  3. Join Date: Feb 2015
  4. Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
  5. Posts: 43,319
  6. Rep Power: 219409
showering with your dad at 40 years old is kinda sad, so have to go with wincel here
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post 1631932413 02-20-2021, 08:46 PM
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#7
  1. radrd
  1. radrd
  2. Join Date: Apr 2018
  3. Posts: 13,526
  4. Rep Power: 146798
Either, but slight edge goes to MBisonSon because Wincel's alts annoy me. Really, I'm good as long as I don't have to wake up as sandman, carsalesman, or SS.
post 1631932553 02-20-2021, 08:48 PM
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#8
  1. GuineaDago585
  2. Bert McGirt
  1. GuineaDago585
  2. Bert McGirt
  3. Join Date: Nov 2012
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I wouldn’t wanna be a super dork loser who can’t bang any hoo-bag bitches
post 1631935473 02-20-2021, 09:27 PM
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#9
  1. Blasting
  2. Eatin ass and takin names
  1. Blasting
  2. Eatin ass and takin names
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585
I wouldn’t wanna be a super dork loser who can’t bang any hoo-bag bitches
I see you’re a man of culture.
Horny.
post 1631935943 02-20-2021, 09:33 PM
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#10
  1. iabs
  2. General
  1. iabs
  2. General
  3. Join Date: Jan 2010
  4. Posts: 22,709
  5. Rep Power: 156138
wincel if not a super mega loser troll, is the epitome of what's wrong with Western society.
300 Forever
post 1631936453 02-20-2021, 09:41 PM
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#11
  1. elterrible987
  2. Banned
  1. elterrible987
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jan 2010
  4. Posts: 51,859
  5. Rep Power: 0



MBison has been a baldcel for 8 years and is a forever virgin



Still wincel is the bigger cuck, he thinks career politicians will change the global weather patterns
post 1631937713 02-20-2021, 09:57 PM
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#12
  1. SoutheastBeast1
  1. SoutheastBeast1
  2. Join Date: Mar 2013
  3. Age: 39
  4. Posts: 63,797
  5. Subscribers: 6
  6. Rep Power: 259300
wincel hands down

Acceptance is the first step to change so he's already one step closer. Arguably the hardest step too
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
post 1631940553 02-20-2021, 10:42 PM
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#13
  1. Blasting
  2. Eatin ass and takin names
  1. Blasting
  2. Eatin ass and takin names
  3. Join Date: Jan 2019
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1
wincel hands down

Acceptance is the first step to change so he's already one step closer. Arguably the hardest step too
Yeah but we all know he’s never gonna change.
Horny.
post 1677991163 02-26-2023, 06:58 PM
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#14
  1. Goodguy03
  2. Registered Diabetic
  1. Goodguy03
  2. Registered Diabetic
  3. Join Date: Sep 2019
  4. Posts: 9,000
  5. Rep Power: 35583
id rather be MBisonSon, assuming hes not a liberal like wincel
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