you need a therapist, not a girlfriend

Odd reply. Cheers.

Get jaw implants the week before ending it
Then MogMaxx her

https://youtu.be/0LvaKr5ky9I

Love the use of ‘bullish’ in this context lmao. Gonna start using it for everything. Feeling pretty bullish about my next misc thread ded fkn srs

I'll give you $1 million to suck Ratfish's cock live on one of my webcam studio streams?

I doubt Ratfish will be up for it, but if he is then $500k each. srs.

pm me

Lmao I use it for everything

“Feeling bullish about this dinner, night out, hockey game etc.”

Did this during the summer would recommend it just don't get attached.

I’m Gucci brah

Cheers

id like to have a girl that comes over 1-2 times per week to make dinner, watch a movie, and have sex with multiple times throughout the night

then text an avg. of twice per day in between

its all about the bulls and the bears baby

very bearish on TML when Matthews doesnt score

I could bank transfer you $500k within 24 hours, but how far would you go for the Money?

I could probably break even with you sucking Ratfish's cock , srs..

The way I see it is you have three choices:

Daddy's money (You beta fuc)

My Money (Dick will be sucked)

9-5 (which is what you deserve)

That's the coolest fuking story I've ever heard in my entire life! That's insane. Can I hear it again, do you have time?

Imagine being some 50 year old dot com millionaire sitting around at 6am becoming unhinged because of a semi troll post on a dying, gay and primarily Indian bbing forum LOL

Like who are you trying to impress? You drink expensive whiskey at 6am and are worth many millions more than me... like sweet man? Good for you? Lol

Cheers

this guy is a total primate

Guy is so dust

You are a waste of space degenerate kunt and if you think are not then reply with the reasons why?

is that you in your avi?

Honestly bro I just don’t care to

We’re done here

Put down the bottle, get some rest ... feel better tomorrow

unhinged ape lmfao

cheers

bro wtf is wrong with you lmao

Why not just a long term gf. You can be like that other poster that cheats on all his gf’s lol.

Brad....

I always have the last laugh.


I knew a guy like you a Long time ago.

It was the 1990's and the kunt needed to be taught a lesson for fucing with some girls that we knew, so we grabbed him on his way to work and handcuffed with poilce handcuffs to the seat of a Greyhound Bus.

His name was Peter Blue.

He screamed and shouted that we uncuff him, and in the end I lost the fucing plot and said to him....

"Don't be blue, Peter!"

Needless to say, I had the last laugh...

Now fuc* off!

Unless you profess your intentions to marry up front, how is this different than getting into any relationship?

If you mean "talk to a chick and have her hurry up and come live with me for awhile" then yes, that's not very hard to do.

Make sure she's from out of town, and that she can cook. And she can't have any obligations she's leaving behind wherever she's moving from.

If you're not ok with stating up front it won't last long, just use one of the numerous ways a man can make a woman leave. Start drinking too much. Start drinking too much pepsi. Tell her you lost your job.

A last resort is to tell her that a chick you were with a few months ago showed up and you're wanting to do the right thing and stand by her and raise the child together in wedlock.

Who wants to be a temporary girlfriend?

She'll catch feels and then know that you are going to drop her once you can go out and be single again?

Just enjoy the dating apps and focus on your career.

As a shepherd obviously

Well, they are annoying but he's still young and not looking for a life partner like I am. They are crap for finding a LTR. It was much better when you could go out and meet people IRL.

It depends on the guy and girl. Most guys would develop an attachment issue i mean being stuck in lock down with a girl. Creating memories that you would tie the relationship because of the lockdown. You would of developed some sort of bond. I was dating a girl during and it wasn't tough because i was working still nothing changed but you can rely on a bytch for your happiness. Yes we enjoyed our time together and created some memories and shyt but it didn't work out in the end eventually you get tired of each other or start arguments and then they ask where this is relationship going lol

Most relationships now a days have an expiry date i think a lockdown would fast forward to that expiry date quicker. If your always hanging around each other and have no one else to talk to and rely on. You would get tired of each other real quick.

Get a gf and get tired of her and break up during or after lock down or get flaked on dating apps and/or be pen pals and shyt. Obviously having a gf would probably be more ideal because its consistent but if your the type to get attached its a bad idea.

Imagine taking dating advice from an actual virgin lolz

Strong replies ITT

- tf is Wincel talking about

- doughnutkings dick sucking proposition

- Brads note to self summary of his life lately:

Not gonna lie, I have thought about this as well. We are all just lonely currently.