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post 1632182573 02-23-2021, 06:11 PM
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Florida Man Serial Police Impersonator

What is his misc username? He runs a "funeral escort" business, but literally has no license and pretends he is a cop. they are tons of videos of Jeremy Dewitte online of him doing riddicoulus stuff. Surprised by how much he gets away with unfortunately. Will post a few of the videos but here are the cliffs in no particular order. You can't make this **** up.

Cliffs:
Jeremy Dewitte is a sex offender, has a funeral escort business in Florida (no business license lol) Hires criminals lol.
Dress's up almost identical to the local police. Claims to be an officer and pulls over and yells at people that make him mad.
Has a fake gun because is a felon so can't own one
Claims to have served in the Army for 12 years, did 14 years in Afghanistan/Iraq, was the Major of the Army, and left because he got injured in a parajump in fallujah (WTF).
Throws chairs out of 6th story building and when arrested claim he is a state certified federal agent.
Then he goes on the doctor phil show....










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post 1632184363 02-23-2021, 06:34 PM
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post 1632184963 02-23-2021, 06:40 PM
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"Dude is getting so stressed over a job that he doesn’t even have"

lmao

So mind fked wtf
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post 1632185143 02-23-2021, 06:42 PM
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Why pretend to be a cop instead of actually joining up and getting paid to harass the public?
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Originally Posted By imbored205⏩
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Lol it's the most beta chit I can imagine.

He can't even make it as a cop so he spends 10's of thousands and gets arrested repeatedly pretending to be one? JFL it's not that hard to get picked up by some podunk police department.

I'm surprised a couple off-duty cops haven't gone to his house and bashed in his kneecaps with a lead pipe.
post 1632185493 02-23-2021, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
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we can learn a lot from this guy
hes like sandman with his ex but his vice is impersonating the police lmao
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post 1632189503 02-23-2021, 07:35 PM
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TIL that people pay for fake police escorts. That would be a pretty sweet gig riding a motorcycle when its nice and drive a Ford Explorer when is chitty outside.
post 1632189863 02-23-2021, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By SimpIeJack⏩
Lol it's the most beta chit I can imagine.

He can't even make it as a cop so he spends 10's of thousands and gets arrested repeatedly pretending to be one? JFL it's not that hard to get picked up by some podunk police department.

I'm surprised a couple off-duty cops haven't gone to his house and bashed in his kneecaps with a lead pipe.
He's following his fukkin dreams (of harassing randos and MOGGING people who talk back), ass hat. Not letting anything get in his way. Too screwy to be a cop? GOOD, go pretend to be one anyway!

How can miscers hate that?
post 1632190553 02-23-2021, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
mirin dedication to his craft

we can learn a lot from this guy
Fukin' lost it mate
post 1632190693 02-23-2021, 07:52 PM
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LOl ive seen some of the vids b4. I swear every other vid on that real world police youtube page is a vid of him LOL
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post 1632191713 02-23-2021, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By SimpIeJack⏩
He can't even make it as a cop so he spends 10's of thousands and gets arrested repeatedly pretending to be one? JFL it's not that hard to get picked up by some podunk police department.
He is a sex offender so he literally cannot so he just pretends lamo.
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post 1632191753 02-23-2021, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted By ChewYourFood⏩
TIL that people pay for fake police escorts. That would be a pretty sweet gig riding a motorcycle when its nice and drive a Ford Explorer when is chitty outside.
Was thinking the same thing. It actually looks hella fun to do funeral escorts om a nice motorcycle.
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post 1632193563 02-23-2021, 08:32 PM
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What a phukking beast
post 1632194983 02-23-2021, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
hes like sandman with his ex but his vice is impersonating the police lmao
Every single thing on earth has some kind of sandman attached to it

Mind blown
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post 1632195683 02-23-2021, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted By WABeast⏩
He is a sex offender so he literally cannot so he just pretends lamo.
Is he a real creeper or did some 17 y/o seduce him?
post 1632196653 02-23-2021, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted By ChewYourFood⏩
Is he a real creeper or did some 17 y/o seduce him?
For relation with a 12-15 year old. Guy is a total creep irl....
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The best part is he incriminates himself constantly with his bodycam and through phone calls in jail when he's basically telling his cronies to destroy evidence and hide stuff from police. Been following Real World Police videos on him for a while and man he's the gift that keeps on giving.
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would put a bullet in some ******* trying to pull me over, stopping traffic and not actually being a pig.

Sad. like those vegan soy products pretending to be meat.
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Originally Posted By Scartown⏩
would put a bullet in some ******* trying to pull me over, stopping traffic and not actually being a pig.

Sad. like those vegan soy products pretending to be meat.
You'd do nuffin. This big guy ****ing Big Dick Jeremy, would come big dong swinging right at your automobile and you'd pull your bitch ass over to the side of the road, get out and kneel down while his funeral procession came through, you'd then stand up and salute him as he came up at the end.
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Funeral? why the hurry?
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Originally Posted By ooph⏩
You'd do nuffin. This big guy ****ing Big Dick Jeremy, would come big dong swinging right at your automobile and you'd pull your bitch ass over to the side of the road, get out and kneel down while his funeral procession came through, you'd then stand up and salute him as he came up at the end.
Came to post this. Are you biting my style?
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Originally Posted By ooph⏩
You'd do nuffin. This big guy ****ing Big Dick Jeremy, would come big dong swinging right at your automobile and you'd pull your bitch ass over to the side of the road, get out and kneel down while his funeral procession came through, you'd then stand up and salute him as he came up at the end.
"Thank you for your service state certified federal agent funeral escort officer Jermey"

lmao
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Originally Posted By ooph⏩
You'd do nuffin. This big guy ****ing Big Dick Jeremy, would come big dong swinging right at your automobile and you'd pull your bitch ass over to the side of the road, get out and kneel down while his funeral procession came through, you'd then stand up and salute him as he came up at the end.
Lmao
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Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
What a phukking beast
lmao, he really is
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