If you don't like eating prime pucci, you're gay srs

03-04-2021, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted By HannoCometh⏩

Exactly.

Dudes IRL, whether gay, bi or straight, don't go around licking vag and b*ttholes like a goddamn ice cream cup, no.matter how clean the sub is! Life isn't a f*cking porn movie. Dudes f*ck vag and a*s, not lick holes goddamit! (Although, d*cks are sucked, no probs with that

)

Who, IRL, goes around licking pussy and b*ttholes like a damn dog? Nobody, that's who!

Only in weird porn and on BB.com!

P.S. You gotta be incredibly naive to think that, IRL straight, gay or bi people actually go around licking axe wounds or licking b*ttholes/b*ttcracks.

So what you’re saying is, you’ve never pleased a woman. Noted.

Nah bro I’m sweet.

03-04-2021, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted By GnomeSaiyanBruh⏩

So what you’re saying is, you’ve never pleased a woman. Noted.

Yes, that's EXACTLY what I'm saying.

I'm not in the business of pleasing, I'm in the business ofbeingpleased! Whadya think I am - a goddamn charity?!

A goddamn f*cking charity - this muthaf*cka thinks I'm a goddamn walking charity!

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03-04-2021, 02:59 AM

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Whats with misc's obsession with labeling everything that others dont do but they do as ghey?

Its honestly creepy and weird, some really weird people here srs.

That being said, regarding the topic, no... choosing not to eat pushy is not ghey, but its pretty weird and strange tho.

03-04-2021, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted By BuildKing⏩

Whats with misc's obsession with labeling everything that others dont do but they do as ghey?

Its honestly creepy and weird, some really weird people here srs.

That being said, regarding the topic, no... choosing not to eat pushy is not ghey, but its pretty weird and strange tho.

How is it "weird" and "strange" to not want to lick axe wounds? You crazy, muthaf*cka?

What're you, like a loud-talking Jew right before their Bar Mitzvah?!

You think that's cool, son? You think it's cool to lick axe wounds and b*ttholes/b*ttcracks?

You think straight, gay and bi dudes go around licking axe wounds and b*ttholes/b*ttcracks like an ice-cream cup?

(You thinkI'mstrange? Muthaf*cka, I thinkyou'restrange! This reminds of when wearing pants (trousers) was considered "savage" a couple of millennia ago)

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03-04-2021, 04:32 AM

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ITT *******s who don't know how to eat a girl out AND bang her brains out

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03-04-2021, 04:50 AM

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So its gay to NOT stick your tongue where other men have stuck their penis into and ejaculated in?

03-04-2021, 05:08 AM

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First thing that popped into my deviant mind is that I would insert my eager tongue so far up their FART trumpets that I could taste the chipotle they scarfed down the night before.

Seriously, wood suck the soul out of their tight little winking pink buttholes.

Wood bottle her popeye's farts and save for a rainy day.

I will never, EVER forget the first time a hot lady sat on my face while I devoured her bald butthole as she suked the soul out the tip of my cawk. The most epic draining I ever received. BRB cumming as I moan like a dog into her asscheeks, inserting the tongue ever deeper and panting like a hyena.

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

03-04-2021, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted By HannoCometh⏩

Exactly.

Dudes IRL, whether gay, bi or straight, don't go around licking vag and b*ttholes like a goddamn ice cream cup, no.matter how clean the sub is! Life isn't a f*cking porn movie. Dudes f*ck vag and a*s, not lick holes goddamit! (Although, d*cks are sucked, no probs with that

)

Who, IRL, goes around licking pussy and b*ttholes like a damn dog? Nobody, that's who!

Only in weird porn and on BB.com!

P.S. You gotta be incredibly naive to think that, IRL straight, gay or bi people actually go around licking axe wounds or licking b*ttholes/b*ttcracks.

you´re also prolly tranny maxxing

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03-04-2021, 05:18 AM

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man all I think about is eating pussy

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03-04-2021, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted By BuildKing⏩

Whats with misc's obsession with labeling everything that others dont do but they do as ghey?

Its honestly creepy and weird, some really weird people here srs.

That being said, regarding the topic, no... choosing not to eat pushy is not ghey, but its pretty weird and strange tho.

Cause being disgusted by the most important organ that separates from the other sex... well, its gay. Test should go through the roof just by the presence of prime axe wound.

Originally Posted By HannoCometh⏩

Yes, that's EXACTLY what I'm saying.

I'm not in the business of pleasing, I'm in the business ofbeingpleased! Whadya think I am - a goddamn charity?!

A goddamn f*cking charity - this muthaf*cka thinks I'm a goddamn walking charity!

Like one wise miscer said before me, Im doing it for me. I love to eat that prime pucci up. But if she also gets pleasure in exchange, thats not bad son, not bad at all.

Originally Posted By dontstopbelief⏩

So its gay to NOT stick your tongue where other men have stuck their penis into and ejaculated in?

Found the virgin. Have you ever kissed a girl? you know what, most women have been finished in their mouths many times before you get there. So you are already sticking your tongue in a place when loads have been dumped bro. Also this is not the medieval times. People tend to shower everyday you know?

#Doggocrew

i'm just here for the lulz, dont take my miscing too srs

03-04-2021, 05:20 AM

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03-04-2021, 05:30 AM

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What next OP you gonna finger fk her? Grow up bro pussy is for fuking, maybe a quick taste before you stick it in but spending considerable time down there is simp ****

03-04-2021, 05:45 AM

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Been eating pussy since grade school. Skills are now the highest they could possibly be and every chick in my life knows it. Long term FWBs tell me how terrible previous dudes were at it and it doesn't surprise me. Girls will come back over and over again just for that. Having a HOG obviously helps but for brahs with tiny Ds, y'all really should step up your pussy eating game SRS. From lots of experience, I can tell you that girls will go back to the guy with a big D AND pussy eating skills over a guy with a big D who doesn't eat pussy. More orgasms is what they care about most. I'll honestly probably get throat cancer at some point but I don't give a sht because the truth is: sex with chicks is the only reason to live boyos. Incels on suicide watch.Having the craving to devour puss is a trait of very high test brahs

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03-04-2021, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩

Been eating pussy since grade school. Skills are now the highest they could possibly be and every chick in my life knows it. Long term FWBs tell me how terrible previous dudes were at it and it doesn't surprise me. Girls will come back over and over again just for that. Having a HOG obviously helps but for brahs with tiny Ds, y'all really should step up your pussy eating game SRS. From lots of experience, I can tell you that girls will go back to the guy with a big D AND pussy eating skills over a guy with a big D who doesn't eat pussy. More orgasms is what they care about most.

but what about the pooter

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

03-04-2021, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted By RoxyFoxy22⏩

you´re also prolly tranny maxxing

I don't "trannymax".

My position is this: if you wanna f*ck women, f*ck women, if you wanna dominate a skinny white twink, go ahead and f*ck the twink; none of this "tranny" rubbish.

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03-04-2021, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted By HannoCometh⏩

I don't "trannymax".

My position is this: if you wanna f*ck women, f*ck women, if you wanna dominate a skinny white twink, go ahead and f*ck the twink; none of this "tranny" rubbish.

biggest turn off for a woman, to see a guy who has no passion when it comes to sex aka ´Dudes IRL, whether gay, bi or straight, don't go around licking vag and b*ttholes like a goddamn ice cream cup, no.´

why no, tho ? it looks like you´re barely horny. tbh, would not date

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03-04-2021, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted By ss367⏩

What next OP you gonna finger fk her? Grow up bro pussy is for fuking, maybe a quick taste before you stick it in but spending considerable time down there is simp ****

Simps dont fukk bro. They don't even come close enough to the pucci to sniff it out.

Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩

Been eating pussy since grade school. Skills are now the highest they could possibly be and every chick in my life knows it. Long term FWBs tell me how terrible previous dudes were at it and it doesn't surprise me. Girls will come back over and over again just for that. Having a HOG obviously helps but for brahs with tiny Ds, y'all really should step up your pussy eating game SRS. From lots of experience, I can tell you that girls will go back to the guy with a big D AND pussy eating skills over a guy with a big D who doesn't eat pussy. More orgasms is what they care about most. I'll honestly probably get throat cancer at some point but I don't give a sht because the truth is: sex with chicks is the only reason to live boyos. Incels on suicide watch.Having the craving to devour puss is a trait of very high test brahs

This guy fukkkks

Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩

but what about the pooter

Only with my ex. Im not an expert tho. Need more practice.

#Doggocrew

i'm just here for the lulz, dont take my miscing too srs

03-04-2021, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted By GlennQuagmire⏩

Simps dont fukk bro. They don't even come close enough to the pucci to sniff it out.

This guy fukkkks

Only with my ex. Im not an expert tho. Need more practice.

You gotta start rimmaxxing my friend. You will not regret.

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

03-04-2021, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted By dontstopbelief⏩

So its gay to NOT stick your tongue where other men have stuck their penis into and ejaculated in?

You always think of other dudes and their penors when looking at women?

You gay cuz

03-04-2021, 06:55 AM

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Lol eating pussy is the gayest thing you can do wit woman other than anal so congrats you gay brah.

03-04-2021, 06:58 AM

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Lol at the closet homos itt that don’t eat pussy/ass. Get ya test levels checked

03-04-2021, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩

You gotta start rimmaxxing my friend. You will not regret.

Im sold. Im gonna step up my game.

Originally Posted By LtGoose⏩

You always think of other dudes and their penors when looking at women?

You gay cuz

lol rekked

Originally Posted By StarfaceChris⏩

Lol eating pussy is the gayest thing you can do wit woman other than anal so congrats you gay brah.

not sure if srs

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03-04-2021, 07:23 AM

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don't want to put my tongue where another man's dink has been before

03-04-2021, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted By ApeMode666⏩

don't want to put my tongue where another man's dink has been before

So stay away from her mouth too. Many dinks have been sucked dry by that mouth you virgin scum.

#Doggocrew

i'm just here for the lulz, dont take my miscing too srs

03-04-2021, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted By Donny2Yucky⏩

pussy was meant to get fukked and destroyed, not eaten.

straight men like tits, azz, and legs.

closet homosexuals like OP are obsessed with eating pussy cause they are scared they will come across as gay if they don't.

This. Breast crew.

All Low T crew love eating puzzi