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post 1633089403 03-06-2021, 10:24 AM
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At gym & Just let out of a noisy wet fart squatting

First set and on my 3/5 rep. Nearly failed the last rep from laughing.

Big power lifter dude next to me was walking by and chuckled too lmao.

Somewhat smelly/10 but not quite pungent. Noisy and wet in its release.
post 1633090083 03-06-2021, 10:37 AM
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GJDM!
Srs

Fukkin lol
Distal Biceps Tendon tear crew. (07/15/19)

FUK YOU SHORSEY!
post 1633090403 03-06-2021, 10:43 AM
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Rookie mistake. Walk around and get your farts out before the set.
post 1633090493 03-06-2021, 10:45 AM
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GJDM, assert dominance in the area.
post 1633090563 03-06-2021, 10:45 AM
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If it's wet, that means you crapped yourself. Good job.
post 1633092163 03-06-2021, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By DstryEvrytng⏩
GJDM!
Srs

Fukkin lol
Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Rookie mistake. Walk around and get your farts out before the set.
The farts only come while ass-spread in the hole of the squat
Originally Posted By EDcellent⏩
GJDM, assert dominance in the area.
The smell did
Originally Posted By wincel⏩
If it's wet, that means you crapped yourself. Good job.
Haven't done that yet. It's a good thing I took a chit before going

or I'd have been this guySpoiler!
post 1633092573 03-06-2021, 11:18 AM
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I like the ones that sound like a vuvuzela. Those stink pretty bad.
post 1633093603 03-06-2021, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted By TheWhy⏩
Good job. Way to mark your territory
Cheers
Originally Posted By SamIAm1892⏩
I like the ones that sound like a vuvuzela. Those stink pretty bad.
Lmao it was kinda like that, but muffled and dampened plus the wetness.
post 1633093963 03-06-2021, 11:39 AM
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Chit like this is why life is worth living
*Deadlifts pants after taking a chit crew*
*Typos can go fucl themselves crew*
*Nice miscer crew*
*Loves reps, hates negs crew*
*Faps before workout crew*
*12+ hours of sleep crew*
*Faps during workout crew*
*Hates onions crew*
*Faps after workout crew*
*No fap crew*
post 1633095193 03-06-2021, 11:58 AM
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gj op! need more people like you in the gym. too many people are too uptight. have a laugh, it's not that serious
the above post is not serious and is for entertainment purposes only.
Thanks for your time.
post 1633095883 03-06-2021, 12:13 PM
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Nice brah! Everybody should be able to appreciate the hilarity a nice wet fart brings.

Universally funny everyone from babies to old men laugh at them. I bet even those I uncontacted tribes in the jungle laugh at them too.
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post 1633101773 03-06-2021, 01:29 PM
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I damn near shat myself at the bottom of a squat once. Racked it and bee-lined to the locker room and exploded 50 gallons of sludge into the toilet. Almost puked on the fumes.

Felt good afterwards tho.
post 1633128583 03-06-2021, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
Chit like this is why life is worth living
Haha I agree
Originally Posted By JChippy⏩
gj op! need more people like you in the gym. too many people are too uptight. have a laugh, it's not that serious
Thanks mane I appreciate that. We should all be having laughs
Originally Posted By CremeFraicheBro⏩
Nice brah! Everybody should be able to appreciate the hilarity a nice wet fart brings.

Universally funny everyone from babies to old men laugh at them. I bet even those I uncontacted tribes in the jungle laugh at them too.
100%

Especially in the highly compromised position of the squat hole!
Originally Posted By Haplo21⏩
I damn near shat myself at the bottom of a squat once. Racked it and bee-lined to the locker room and exploded 50 gallons of sludge into the toilet. Almost puked on the fumes.

Felt good afterwards tho.
Fukkin lmao man

Did it manage to go down or walk of shame to the custodian?
post 1633128703 03-06-2021, 07:48 PM
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Such an alpha manly power move, everyone is probably shaking now
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1633165843 03-07-2021, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
Such an alpha manly power move, everyone is probably shaking now
Shaking from that smell

Imagine it
post 1633175923 03-07-2021, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By IronFeta⏩
Fukkin lmao man

Did it manage to go down or walk of shame to the custodian?
It was like 95% water so it went down fine lol
post 1633176783 03-07-2021, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By IronFeta⏩
Haven't done that yet. It's a good thing I took a chit before going

or I'd have been this guySpoiler!
lmao dude wtf groce
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