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10 Types of 30-Year-Old Single Guys [Miscers]
https://waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/10-ty...ngle-guys.html
The New Lease On Life Guy
The New Lease On Life Guy had been dating his long term girlfriend. He never seemed that happy in the relationship, but everyone just assumed they would eventually get married. Now, after a long and difficult breakup, The New Lease On Life Guy has reemerged with a bang and is suddenly acting like he just got called down on The Price Is Right. He’s not really sure how to be single but he’s goddamn happy he is, and he’s sure as hell going out tonight.
The Misogynist
The Misogynist hates women, and women hate The Misogynist. The Misogynist doesn’t know a whole lot about the other gender, but he can tell you the exact number of them he’s slept with—214.
He did quite well with girls back in his earlier days when many were in their attracted to *******s phase, but lately, only those with the lowest self-esteem seem to gravitate towards him.
The Guy Who Peaked Too Early
Back in the day, The Guy Who Peaked Too Early had everything a 17-year-old girl could ever dream of. His sky-high confidence carried him smoothly through college, and no one was surprised when he landed a smart, sweet, beautiful girlfriend in his early 20s. But The Guy Who Peaked Too Early was just getting started. There was a field that needed to be played, and he broke up with his girlfriend when he was 24.
Now it’s seven years later, his hair got bored and left, and his high school lacrosse glory isn’t part of the conversation that much these days. And he’s noticing that girls like his ex-girlfriend don’t seem to be all that into him anymore. Realizing this about five years after everyone else, he takes a deep sigh and cranks his standards down a few big notches.
The Guy Who’s Finally a Good Catch
after losing some weight, getting decent clothes, and having early career success, The Guy Who’s Finally a Good Catch is getting more attention each week than he got in his first 25 years combined. Girls find it endearing that such an appealing guy has managed to maintain his humility, when it’s actually just that he’s assuming every girl is out of his league at all times.
The In-The-Closet Guy
The In-The-Closet Guy is so close to being the perfect catch—he’s handsome, he’s well-dressed, and he has a great job. He’s funny, articulate, and charming. The only tiny little inconvenience is that he’s not attracted to females whatsoever.
The Guy Who Has Just Fully Quit At This Point
The Guy Who Has Just Fully Quit At This Point never tried that hard in the first place, but at least there used to be a semblance of effort. He doesn’t like going to bars, refuses to try online dating, and both the bong and the X-Box are back in the living room following their brief stint in the closet after his friend gave him a pep talk one day four months ago.
Deep down, The Guy Who Has Just Fully Quit At This Point is pretty frightened about a lot of things, but his fear manifests itself in indifferent denial, and passivity usually prevails
The New Lease On Life Guy
The New Lease On Life Guy had been dating his long term girlfriend. He never seemed that happy in the relationship, but everyone just assumed they would eventually get married. Now, after a long and difficult breakup, The New Lease On Life Guy has reemerged with a bang and is suddenly acting like he just got called down on The Price Is Right. He’s not really sure how to be single but he’s goddamn happy he is, and he’s sure as hell going out tonight.
The Misogynist
The Misogynist hates women, and women hate The Misogynist. The Misogynist doesn’t know a whole lot about the other gender, but he can tell you the exact number of them he’s slept with—214.
He did quite well with girls back in his earlier days when many were in their attracted to *******s phase, but lately, only those with the lowest self-esteem seem to gravitate towards him.
The Guy Who Peaked Too Early
Back in the day, The Guy Who Peaked Too Early had everything a 17-year-old girl could ever dream of. His sky-high confidence carried him smoothly through college, and no one was surprised when he landed a smart, sweet, beautiful girlfriend in his early 20s. But The Guy Who Peaked Too Early was just getting started. There was a field that needed to be played, and he broke up with his girlfriend when he was 24.
Now it’s seven years later, his hair got bored and left, and his high school lacrosse glory isn’t part of the conversation that much these days. And he’s noticing that girls like his ex-girlfriend don’t seem to be all that into him anymore. Realizing this about five years after everyone else, he takes a deep sigh and cranks his standards down a few big notches.
The Guy Who’s Finally a Good Catch
after losing some weight, getting decent clothes, and having early career success, The Guy Who’s Finally a Good Catch is getting more attention each week than he got in his first 25 years combined. Girls find it endearing that such an appealing guy has managed to maintain his humility, when it’s actually just that he’s assuming every girl is out of his league at all times.
The In-The-Closet Guy
The In-The-Closet Guy is so close to being the perfect catch—he’s handsome, he’s well-dressed, and he has a great job. He’s funny, articulate, and charming. The only tiny little inconvenience is that he’s not attracted to females whatsoever.
The Guy Who Has Just Fully Quit At This Point
The Guy Who Has Just Fully Quit At This Point never tried that hard in the first place, but at least there used to be a semblance of effort. He doesn’t like going to bars, refuses to try online dating, and both the bong and the X-Box are back in the living room following their brief stint in the closet after his friend gave him a pep talk one day four months ago.
Deep down, The Guy Who Has Just Fully Quit At This Point is pretty frightened about a lot of things, but his fear manifests itself in indifferent denial, and passivity usually prevails
03-06-2021, 08:13 AM
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is enjoying his life. He likes his job, he likes his friends, and he likes being single just fine. He’s in no rush to be in a relationship and feels totally confident that at some point, he’ll meet the right girl and get married.
He’s also not quite sure why everyone who knows him is trying to figure out “what the problem is.” His parents are worried, never wasting an opportunity to ask him if he’s been dating anyone. His friends want to help, setting him up on dates every chance they get. He appreciates all the unsolicited support, but he also thinks it would be pretty great if everyone stopped thinking there was something wrong with him
Goddammit this one hit me hard.He’s also not quite sure why everyone who knows him is trying to figure out “what the problem is.” His parents are worried, never wasting an opportunity to ask him if he’s been dating anyone. His friends want to help, setting him up on dates every chance they get. He appreciates all the unsolicited support, but he also thinks it would be pretty great if everyone stopped thinking there was something wrong with him
Misc'in since '07
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03-06-2021, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted By leoaa777⏩
struck a nerve, huh? Which one are you?The OP, always a massive *******.
03-06-2021, 08:50 AM
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[QUOTE=JoeDelts post_id=1633082873][img]https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/330/803/d20.jpg[img]
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[img]https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1517246744688s.jpg[/mg][/QUOTE]Crazy you can tell which way someone votes just by looking at them
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[img]https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1517246744688s.jpg[/mg][/QUOTE]Crazy you can tell which way someone votes just by looking at them
Hey gideon! Ive been looking at your wall, its pretty frickin sickening bro.
Liberalism is cancer.
03-06-2021, 08:50 AM
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03-06-2021, 09:11 AM
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which miscer is this
The Guy Who’s Finally a Good Catch
The Guy Who’s Finally a Good Catch
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03-06-2021, 09:26 AM
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Fk 27 and getting older feels like sht
I don't check my CP, IDC about reps/negs
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03-06-2021, 09:42 AM
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lol @ marriagescells trying to cope saying guys that don't get married have something wrong with them.
How about the guy that never bought into the social pressure to get married and realizes that marriage in today's times isn't worth it.
How about the guy that never bought into the social pressure to get married and realizes that marriage in today's times isn't worth it.
03-06-2021, 09:59 AM
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sounds like it was written by a bitter female lmao
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03-06-2021, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Mr.Roarke⏩
Who ever it was that came up with those wojak drawings is a bloody genius. I piss myself everytime. Especially the soyboy wojak.Crazy you can tell which way someone votes just by looking at them
03-06-2021, 10:19 AM
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There’s not 10 types but only 2.
-bachelors who can’t be tied down, usually dating multiple women at once , traveling , focusing on career, etc. these men are 8+ out of 10, fit, interesting, etc
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- sub 5 out of 10 losers. Single but not by choice. Usually losers in terms of career, looks, personality, or multiple of the above. If at 30-35 , when women are most desperate , you can’t get a relationship in some way either by being her plan C, her beta provider, her whatever , and you can’t get dates or laid except once in a blue moon - then you’re just a leftover in the dating market
If you don’t know which group you’re in got bad news boyo
-bachelors who can’t be tied down, usually dating multiple women at once , traveling , focusing on career, etc. these men are 8+ out of 10, fit, interesting, etc
Or
- sub 5 out of 10 losers. Single but not by choice. Usually losers in terms of career, looks, personality, or multiple of the above. If at 30-35 , when women are most desperate , you can’t get a relationship in some way either by being her plan C, her beta provider, her whatever , and you can’t get dates or laid except once in a blue moon - then you’re just a leftover in the dating market
If you don’t know which group you’re in got bad news boyo
03-06-2021, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
fukin love this brah, test levels through the fookin roofThe Angry Guy
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https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=179820393
03-06-2021, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean⏩
Ok sub-5erThere’s not 10 types but only 2.
-bachelors who can’t be tied down, usually dating multiple women at once , traveling , focusing on career, etc. these men are 8+ out of 10, fit, interesting, etc
Or
- sub 5 out of 10 losers. Single but not by choice. Usually losers in terms of career, looks, personality, or multiple of the above. If at 30-35 , when women are most desperate , you can’t get a relationship in some way either by being her plan C, her beta provider, her whatever , and you can’t get dates or laid except once in a blue moon - then you’re just a leftover in the dating market
If you don’t know which group you’re in got bad news boyo
-bachelors who can’t be tied down, usually dating multiple women at once , traveling , focusing on career, etc. these men are 8+ out of 10, fit, interesting, etc
Or
- sub 5 out of 10 losers. Single but not by choice. Usually losers in terms of career, looks, personality, or multiple of the above. If at 30-35 , when women are most desperate , you can’t get a relationship in some way either by being her plan C, her beta provider, her whatever , and you can’t get dates or laid except once in a blue moon - then you’re just a leftover in the dating market
If you don’t know which group you’re in got bad news boyo
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Originally Posted By Squidbrah⏩
haha nah dude when I was single had 1k+ hinge matches and get approached by chicks in public, at work, bars all the time. Can give you some advice if you need it thoOk sub-5er
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The closest of those that I fit is number 10. I would not be surprised if that's the most common of the 10 in 2021.
-Little to no interest from choosy females
-No interest in dating, especially online dating as it's BS
-Has submitted to celibacy and focuses on other aspects of life
-Enjoys freedom
-Little to no interest from choosy females
-No interest in dating, especially online dating as it's BS
-Has submitted to celibacy and focuses on other aspects of life
-Enjoys freedom
Cook the man some eggs!
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The Guy Who Has Just Fully Quit
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03-06-2021, 11:22 AM
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Sad that the misc has become infested with incel losers when it used to be one of the few forums on the net with a fair amount of slayers. Still some here, but man it's a mixed bag
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I am more of the in betweener. You should add the guy who tried to rope, but rope snapped in two and failed.
03-06-2021, 11:30 AM
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what about complacent guy?
work 40hrs a week. drink and smoke on weekends. then do it over and over and over
ayyyyyy
work 40hrs a week. drink and smoke on weekends. then do it over and over and over
ayyyyyy
03-06-2021, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
Fcking lmfaoHow about the 10 types of 30+ year old single females?
# 1 The whale.
# 1 The whale.
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean⏩
things that happenhaha nah dude when I was single had 1k+ hinge matches and get approached by chicks in public, at work, bars all the time. Can give you some advice if you need it tho
this
pick one phgt
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Originally Posted By iifymbro⏩
lmao sad to imagine being such a loser that you dont even think the above is possible. Oh well, keep coping brothings that happen
this
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this
pick one phgt
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Well when the world shows me a female that wants kids, won't mind being a stay at home mom, and has traditional values and isn't an online prostitute and attention whore, then I wouldn't be single at 29.
Until then I'll keep bettering myself in all aspects of life, and creating a good future for myself and hopefully along the way I find a good women to breed with. Until then I'm not going to read an article written by whores to make themselves feel better about single men at age 30 are broken somehow.
Until then I'll keep bettering myself in all aspects of life, and creating a good future for myself and hopefully along the way I find a good women to breed with. Until then I'm not going to read an article written by whores to make themselves feel better about single men at age 30 are broken somehow.
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Originally Posted By Atlastrength⏩
This. Some of these women are mad because they can't get a decent guy like they used to. Take anger out on guys who have that aura.Well when the world shows me a female that wants kids, won't mind being a stay at home mom, and has traditional values and isn't an online prostitute and attention whore, then I wouldn't be single at 29.
Until then I'll keep bettering myself in all aspects of life, and creating a good future for myself and hopefully along the way I find a good women to breed with. Until then I'm not going to read an article written by whores to make themselves feel better about single men at age 30 are broken somehow.
Until then I'll keep bettering myself in all aspects of life, and creating a good future for myself and hopefully along the way I find a good women to breed with. Until then I'm not going to read an article written by whores to make themselves feel better about single men at age 30 are broken somehow.
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