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» If you have to get shot, where do you take the bullet?
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post 1633558033 03-11-2021, 10:52 PM
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If you have to get shot, where do you take the bullet?

If you had to get shot, but could pick the location, what would you choose?
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post 1633558163 03-11-2021, 10:54 PM
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calves, then ill just save up for calf implants
post 1633558193 03-11-2021, 10:54 PM
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post 1633558213 03-11-2021, 10:55 PM
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The head bcuz the skull is the hardest bone in the body. chekmayte
post 1633558273 03-11-2021, 10:56 PM
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I'd say Canada or Germany, so I don't get fukked with copays and deductibles at the hospital.
post 1633558433 03-11-2021, 11:00 PM
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Cheeky fukers. I mean in your body, of course. Fkn loopholes I swear.
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post 1633559153 03-11-2021, 11:13 PM
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post 1633559323 03-11-2021, 11:16 PM
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post 1633559793 03-11-2021, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319
If you had to get shot, but could pick the location, what would you choose?
You failed to specify what caliber of round. I’ll take my chances with a foot.
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post 1633559813 03-11-2021, 11:28 PM
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probably in your ass dude. srs. no arteries or anything
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post 1633559993 03-11-2021, 11:31 PM
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Back of the brain
post 1633560253 03-11-2021, 11:35 PM
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To the gun range
post 1633560813 03-11-2021, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
You failed to specify what caliber of round. I’ll take my chances with a foot.
Which calibers would change your body part of choice?
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post 1633560853 03-11-2021, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski
You failed to specify what caliber of round. I’ll take my chances with a foot.
Lol heck no foot and hand are not as easily reparable as shooting trough some muscles

Imagine getting shot in the middle of your hand. You’ll never be able to use contract 1 or 2 fingers since the tendon bones and what ever else there is will be sectioned in two
I can’t imagine how much of a long job it has to be for these surgeons when that happens

Can any misc doctor weigh in on this ?
post 1633561043 03-11-2021, 11:55 PM
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Well according to an episode of 24 that I saw it's better to get shot on your leg, above the kneecap, and making sure to miss the femoral artery.
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post 1633561083 03-11-2021, 11:56 PM
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Wouldn’t care much, just how ever I get shot if I die my family still gets my life insurance,

If I live/ non life threatening like the ear or something so I can still go to gym the next day
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post 1633561563 03-12-2021, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted By YoungMetro24
Well according to an episode of 24 that I saw it's better to get shot on your leg, above the kneecap, and making sure to miss the femoral artery.
Likely impeding your ability to walk normally the rest of your life? Definitely not the worst case scenario, but are there better choices?
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post 1633561763 03-12-2021, 12:11 AM
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my pinky toe
post 1633561903 03-12-2021, 12:13 AM
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The foreskin
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post 1633562263 03-12-2021, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99
The foreskin
You don’t understand how a bullet works, do you?
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post 1633562403 03-12-2021, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319
You don’t understand how a bullet works, do you?
You don't understand how strong my foreskin is, do you?
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1633562463 03-12-2021, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99
You don't understand how strong my foreskin is, do you?
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post 1633562513 03-12-2021, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319
Touche
notsrs though wanna keep it
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1633562643 03-12-2021, 12:29 AM
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post 1633562713 03-12-2021, 12:30 AM
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left butt cheek srs

That or sideways through my body to miss vital organs.
post 1633564793 03-12-2021, 01:55 AM
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I'd probably take ittb as well
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post 1633565013 03-12-2021, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28
I'd probably take ittb as well
time and place

Honestly it'll be straight in the arm and hopefully it's a through and through, left arm though

as long as it's far away from my femoral artery and carotid
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post 1633565193 03-12-2021, 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle
time and place

Honestly it'll be straight in the arm and hopefully it's a through and through, left arm though

as long as it's far away from my femoral artery and carotid
Message me and find out, and the butt is a safer option
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post 1633565333 03-12-2021, 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28
Message me and find out, and the butt is a safer option
if you think that's true then let me just say,

goodbye sciatica nerve
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post 1633565393 03-12-2021, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle
if you think that's true then let me just say,

goodbye sciatica nerve
fine no where then. I'm not choosing, you ruined the fun I thought a nice cushy side glute would be the easiest
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