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Thread: If you have to get shot, where do you take the bullet?

post 1633565563 03-12-2021, 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
fine no where then. I'm not choosing, you ruined the fun I thought a nice cushy side glute would be the easiest
i'll still PIITB just not with a gun

don't stress
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post 1633565583 03-12-2021, 02:28 AM
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Damn OP, what have you gotten yourself into this time...

Probably the foot though. Good excuse to skip legs for a few months too.
post 1633565613 03-12-2021, 02:31 AM
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
i'll still PIITB just not with a gun

don't stress
I still think the butt is easier.
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post 1633565643 03-12-2021, 02:36 AM
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have it graze a few skin cells off my wenis
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post 1633565743 03-12-2021, 02:42 AM
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Easy ... Foot.

Anywhere in the legs could hit a main artery which means you could bleed out.
And you still need to use your hands. With feel you dont NEED all your toes to work to function normally if there happens to be nerve damage.
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post 1633566273 03-12-2021, 03:10 AM
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Glutes, from the side so it passes through without going anywhere near anything important
post 1633566323 03-12-2021, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Glutes, from the side so it passes through without going anywhere near anything important
Thank you for the agreement <3
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post 1633566393 03-12-2021, 03:16 AM
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Order goes

Hair
Finger or toenails
Earlobe

After that it's like sides or fingertips
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post 1633566453 03-12-2021, 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Thank you for the agreement <3
In Italy, the mafia routinely stab people in the arse because legally it isn't attempted murder and rarely results in death. It's just muscle and flesh there, easily repairable without intervention.
post 1633567343 03-12-2021, 03:54 AM
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Right in the dink
post 1633567483 03-12-2021, 03:58 AM
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Right up my ass so that it could hopefully fully stimulate my prostate and have me COOM with the force of 10,000 electrically-stimulated alpha bulls.
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post 1633567623 03-12-2021, 04:04 AM
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Glutes.
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post 1633567683 03-12-2021, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted By EoR⏩
Glutes.
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post 1633568103 03-12-2021, 04:27 AM
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In the butt cheek lmao. Million dollar wound.
post 1633568843 03-12-2021, 05:00 AM
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Where Forrest Gump got shot
post 1633569003 03-12-2021, 05:03 AM
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Graze my shoulder
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post 1633569113 03-12-2021, 05:07 AM
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Clip the edge of your ass check or lateral deltoid
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post 1633569133 03-12-2021, 05:07 AM
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shoulder

or ass
post 1633569413 03-12-2021, 05:18 AM
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post 1633570503 03-12-2021, 05:47 AM
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post 1633570583 03-12-2021, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Nightdic⏩
My hair. Take the joy away from the reaper at least
Becoming a baldcel is the equivalent of dying. Might as well tell him to aim down another couple inches.
post 1633570723 03-12-2021, 05:52 AM
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Left nut. The fukker hangs too low anyway.
post 1633570793 03-12-2021, 05:55 AM
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Tip of my longest hair
post 1633570963 03-12-2021, 05:57 AM
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Hands and feet are the "best" places to get shot and I'd say you'd miss the use of 1 hand a hell of a lot more than having a bad foot.

Everywhere else has a higher chance of a more serious injury or death.

And everyone saying the butt, the shockwave from the bullet rippling your juicy booty could break your spine and leave you paralyzed srs.
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post 1633573203 03-12-2021, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted By MisterDiapers⏩
my pinky toe
This. Right on the toenail. Yeah it'll rip that toe off but it'll barely have any impact on life after the initial recovery.
post 1633573813 03-12-2021, 07:09 AM
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Clean through the ear then missing the rest of my head.
post 1633574003 03-12-2021, 07:12 AM
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If it was a major spot I'd have to go shoulder. Easy to repair, no chance of major artery bleeding out.

Thigh would be second if you could guarantee missing the artery but if it's random location in the area then no way.

Not the butt only because it's too close to my spine, balls and junk.
post 1633574243 03-12-2021, 07:16 AM
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first of all why get a shot... but as a general question, I would prefer my brain, because if it is somewhere on my body i could feel the pain. but if it is the brain it's just a fraction of seconds to collapse.
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