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Seems like a roll bread. I've always wondered why homeless don't just go into federal wilderness land and set up a commune by the river. Grow veggies, raise chickens and live off the land for free rather than be some disgusting street peddler under the highway overpass.
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03-09-2021, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ApeXXXPredator⏩
Does not compute.That's how I'm able to maintain my lifestyle M.O.L.
You have money to invest in the stock market but you can't afford a place to live?
Excellent roll bread brah
03-09-2021, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By homersexual⏩
Nothing is free--least of all fruitful chickensSeems like a roll bread. I've always wondered why homeless don't just go into federal wilderness land and set up a commune by the river. Grow veggies, raise chickens and live off the land for free rather than be some disgusting street peddler under the highway overpass.
03-09-2021, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust⏩
Do you know how expensive housing is? Where I'm at the average rental is probably around $1,500/month. And that's if you can even get into it in the first place. All of the pre-qualifiers are absolute bullchit. Had an easier time getting my first apartment way back in the 90's.Does not compute.
You have money to invest in the stock market but you can't afford a place to live?
Excellent roll bread brah
You have money to invest in the stock market but you can't afford a place to live?
Excellent roll bread brah
I would rather buy stocks than waste money in this bullchit overpriced housing market.
03-09-2021, 07:11 PM
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Most 1 bedrooms around here are about $1300 give or take a bit. Saw a few studios/efficiencies for $1K.
So to get a 1 bedroom:
- $3900 a month gross income w/pay stubs to support same
- time on the job (might get by w/6 months if your credit is good)
- good credit score
- no history of evictions/broken leases (aka: good rental history)
I know on misc everyone is CEO $10K etc., but not that many jobs pay $47K a year. Based on this 56% of individual earners wouldn't qualify and this was prior to COVID disruptions.

So to get a 1 bedroom:
- $3900 a month gross income w/pay stubs to support same
- time on the job (might get by w/6 months if your credit is good)
- good credit score
- no history of evictions/broken leases (aka: good rental history)
I know on misc everyone is CEO $10K etc., but not that many jobs pay $47K a year. Based on this 56% of individual earners wouldn't qualify and this was prior to COVID disruptions.

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03-09-2021, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
I had chicken tenders for dinner thanks to my stock tendies. U mad?This alt larping troll is still getting fed...
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03-09-2021, 07:57 PM
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Are you buying fractional shares?
Das not it mayne.
03-09-2021, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
As an example, when a decent rental comes up in my area on Zillow, it'll easily have 100 applicants. I spent several hundred dollars last summer submitting applications to find a rental. Won't be going thru that again.Most 1 bedrooms around here are about $1300 give or take a bit. Saw a few studios/efficiencies for $1K.
So to get a 1 bedroom:
- $3900 a month gross income w/pay stubs to support same
- time on the job (might get by w/6 months if your credit is good)
- good credit score
- no history of evictions/broken leases (aka: good rental history)
I know on misc everyone is CEO $10K etc., but not that many jobs pay $47K a year. Based on this 56% of individual earners wouldn't qualify and this was prior to COVID disruptions.

So to get a 1 bedroom:
- $3900 a month gross income w/pay stubs to support same
- time on the job (might get by w/6 months if your credit is good)
- good credit score
- no history of evictions/broken leases (aka: good rental history)
I know on misc everyone is CEO $10K etc., but not that many jobs pay $47K a year. Based on this 56% of individual earners wouldn't qualify and this was prior to COVID disruptions.

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Originally Posted By Nocturne808⏩
I am not. When I get this year's tax refund and the next stimulus check, I'll be doing the same thing I did with last year's tax return and the first stimulus check----putting it into the stock market.Are you buying fractional shares?
03-09-2021, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted By ApeXXXPredator⏩
Most platforms such as Etrade, Robinhood, Webull require photo ID, social security, and a physical address. How are you trading without those requirements?Do you know how expensive housing is? Where I'm at the average rental is probably around $1,500/month. And that's if you can even get into it in the first place. All of the pre-qualifiers are absolute bullchit. Had an easier time getting my first apartment way back in the 90's.
I would rather buy stocks than waste money in this bullchit overpriced housing market.
I would rather buy stocks than waste money in this bullchit overpriced housing market.
03-09-2021, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust⏩
I've had a Fidelity account forever. But LOL @ you thinking something like that is an obstacle to investing in the stock market. Does WeBull send you a pamphlet in the mail that you have to fill out before you can trade on their platform? I kind of doubt it.Most platforms such as Etrade, Robinhood, Webull require photo ID, social security, and a physical address. How are you trading without those requirements?
03-16-2021, 09:25 PM
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Does op have a mental illness?
03-16-2021, 09:43 PM
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Plenty of people choose this life in Hawaii even with a full time job due to high cost of living. Great weather year round with showers/bathrooms at every beach park almost literally everywhere on island, so you canβt complain there. Want a hot shower? Spend $50/mth on 24 hour fitness and enjoy one of Oahuβs 7 locations island wide.
Friend of a friend (single guy in his 30s) lived in his suv for a year while working full time to get ahead financially. Heβs back in an apartment now and back to normal life. He seemed to make it.
Another couple in their 30s (friends of friends) just started living in their van on Maui this year to afford school etc. Donβt know much about them, but my friend said theyβd been planning it all last year in order to further their education and careers.
Is it for me? No thanks Jeff
Friend of a friend (single guy in his 30s) lived in his suv for a year while working full time to get ahead financially. Heβs back in an apartment now and back to normal life. He seemed to make it.
Another couple in their 30s (friends of friends) just started living in their van on Maui this year to afford school etc. Donβt know much about them, but my friend said theyβd been planning it all last year in order to further their education and careers.
Is it for me? No thanks Jeff
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03-16-2021, 10:00 PM
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Why moved into a high cost of living area? My former coworker just moved to Maine, and she and her husband are paying $900 a month for a two bedroom apartment in a nice neighborhood. Plenty of cheap places in the US to live. Like in Oklahoma, Alabama. Heck, I would even live in Detroit than to be homeless
03-16-2021, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Why do you have to make $3900 for a $1300 apartment? Most apartments only require you to make double the rent before taxesMost 1 bedrooms around here are about $1300 give or take a bit. Saw a few studios/efficiencies for $1K.
So to get a 1 bedroom:
- $3900 a month gross income w/pay stubs to support same
- time on the job (might get by w/6 months if your credit is good)
- good credit score
- no history of evictions/broken leases (aka: good rental history)
I know on misc everyone is CEO $10K etc., but not that many jobs pay $47K a year. Based on this 56% of individual earners wouldn't qualify and this was prior to COVID disruptions.

So to get a 1 bedroom:
- $3900 a month gross income w/pay stubs to support same
- time on the job (might get by w/6 months if your credit is good)
- good credit score
- no history of evictions/broken leases (aka: good rental history)
I know on misc everyone is CEO $10K etc., but not that many jobs pay $47K a year. Based on this 56% of individual earners wouldn't qualify and this was prior to COVID disruptions.

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Originally Posted By 808Handyman⏩
Tall Asian crew fan!!Plenty of people choose this life in Hawaii even with a full time job due to high cost of living. Great weather year round with showers/bathrooms at every beach park almost literally everywhere on island, so you canβt complain there. Want a hot shower? Spend $50/mth on 24 hour fitness and enjoy one of Oahuβs 7 locations island wide.
Friend of a friend (single guy in his 30s) lived in his suv for a year while working full time to get ahead financially. Heβs back in an apartment now and back to normal life. He seemed to make it.
Another couple in their 30s (friends of friends) just started living in their van on Maui this year to afford school etc. Donβt know much about them, but my friend said theyβd been planning it all last year in order to further their education and careers.
Is it for me? No thanks Jeff
Friend of a friend (single guy in his 30s) lived in his suv for a year while working full time to get ahead financially. Heβs back in an apartment now and back to normal life. He seemed to make it.
Another couple in their 30s (friends of friends) just started living in their van on Maui this year to afford school etc. Donβt know much about them, but my friend said theyβd been planning it all last year in order to further their education and careers.
Is it for me? No thanks Jeff
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Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust⏩
There aren't really cheap places to live in the U.S. any longer. Housing costs continue to go up. I don't even live in an expensive part of the country and the rent prices are f-ing ridiculous. Average price to rent a house around here is $1,500/month and that is even if you can get your application approved.Why moved into a high cost of living area? My former coworker just moved to Maine, and she and her husband are paying $900 a month for a two bedroom apartment in a nice neighborhood. Plenty of cheap places in the US to live. Like in Oklahoma, Alabama. Heck, I would even live in Detroit than to be homeless
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Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
A lot of companies want people to make 3x rent as a pre-qualifier. It's super common.Why do you have to make $3900 for a $1300 apartment? Most apartments only require you to make double the rent before taxes
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Originally Posted By ApeXXXPredator⏩
Do you rent storage with a bunch of sh!t in it and live out of your car?There aren't really cheap places to live in the U.S. any longer. Housing costs continue to go up. I don't even live in an expensive part of the country and the rent prices are f-ing ridiculous. Average price to rent a house around here is $1,500/month and that is even if you can get your application approved.
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Wasn't a miscer offer op a job and a place to stay on his ranch and he turned it down?
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Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust⏩
Why would I move to Texas to do menial ranch hand work????? This isn't a job or no job issue. Do you have a crush or something? Is that what this is really about? You are enamored with me?Wasn't a miscer offer op a job and a place to stay on his ranch and he turned it down?
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Originally Posted By ApeXXXPredator⏩
Now you are getting angry- change the title of your thread and try again.Why would I move to Texas to do menial ranch hand work????? This isn't a job or no job issue. Do you have a crush or something? Is that what this is really about? You are enamored with me?
The miscer offered you a room and board plus a job. That would certainly get you out of the street.
I actually feel bad for people who are legitimate homeless. I guess I care about you
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Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust⏩
I'm not angry at all. I think it's cute that you are enamored with me. I don't think you really understand the racket behind homelessness in America. It's just as corrupt as anything else.Now you are getting angry- change the title of your thread and try again.
The miscer offered you a room and board plus a job. That would certainly get you out of the street.
I actually feel bad for people who are legitimate homeless. I guess I care about you
The miscer offered you a room and board plus a job. That would certainly get you out of the street.
I actually feel bad for people who are legitimate homeless. I guess I care about you
The most typical response is the one that you have already given--that I should just get a job. But me getting a job doesn't explain the rampant homelessness occurring in America right now. And it's only going to get worse.
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