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post 1633982993 03-17-2021, 01:27 PM
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How come my butthole gets hella itchy sometimes after pooping?

I tried spreading my buttcheeks in front of the mirror but too hairy to see anything. Anyone else have this problem?
post 1633983233 03-17-2021, 01:29 PM
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Not enough fiber
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post 1633983413 03-17-2021, 01:31 PM
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Because your arsehole is probably prolapsed from all the bummings you take. You celestial ****let.
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post 1633983513 03-17-2021, 01:32 PM
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Id love to scratch ur butthole vigorously and watch u moan in pleasure.
post 1633983653 03-17-2021, 01:34 PM
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Fissure.

I've had issues since 2007. Got a bidet and it's like orgasmic levels of relief.
post 1633983703 03-17-2021, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Id love to scratch ur butthole vigorously and watch u moan in pleasure.
N-No Homo right brah?
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post 1633983803 03-17-2021, 01:36 PM
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That happens to me when I use garbage tier toilet paper. Get a bidet, figure out how to use wet wipes without destroying your sewage system or buy better TP.
post 1633984173 03-17-2021, 01:40 PM
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post 1633984273 03-17-2021, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Auraria⏩
N-No Homo right brah?
Oh ya no homo my bad
post 1633984433 03-17-2021, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Oh ya no homo my bad
whew, had me nervous brah, I was putting on a second pair of socks just to be safe.
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post 1633984723 03-17-2021, 01:47 PM
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post 1633984833 03-17-2021, 01:48 PM
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post 1633984873 03-17-2021, 01:48 PM
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Your laziness has infected your hygiene.
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post 1633985813 03-17-2021, 02:01 PM
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Ya'll capping that you don't get itchy buttholes
post 1633986013 03-17-2021, 02:04 PM
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Same problem

Only thing that gives relief is taking a shower and really getting clean af
post 1633986043 03-17-2021, 02:05 PM
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Srs answer?

You didn't get all the chit off your ass hole. Go wipe again and you'll see poop on the TP.

Srs
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post 1633986053 03-17-2021, 02:05 PM
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Probably hemorrhoids. Eat more fiber and don't sit on the toilet for 20 mins watching YouTube.
post 1633986133 03-17-2021, 02:06 PM
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post 1633986203 03-17-2021, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Id love to scratch ur butthole vigorously and watch u moan in pleasure.
Have ever thought of doing this for profit brah? Sounds pretty good

No homo of course
post 1633986223 03-17-2021, 02:08 PM
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Your bf probably stuck his penor in some poison oak before ramming your angus the last time.
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post 1633986553 03-17-2021, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Have ever thought of doing this for profit brah? Sounds pretty good

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post 1633986903 03-17-2021, 02:16 PM
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Put some tissue around your finger and get in there to satisfy your deep hunger brah
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post 1633987063 03-17-2021, 02:18 PM
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You might have hemhroids get some prep H and use wet wipes. ****
post 1633987343 03-17-2021, 02:23 PM
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post 1633987463 03-17-2021, 02:24 PM
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You aren't wiping good enough. Bile salts in stool cause skin irritation.
post 1633987563 03-17-2021, 02:26 PM
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Angus irritation from dry wiping and paper fiber remnants. Solve with a high water pressure bidet or shower after every ****
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Shave your butt crack. It makes it a lot easier to wipe.
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