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03-20-2021, 12:01 AM
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I'm pretty average looking and I've tried all different types of social experiments for Bumble. I've tried making my profile funny, I've tried making it serious. And I never get any matches at all. I changed my settings to show me guys and girls, and I get a lot of likes and matches with guys, but absolutely nothing with girls. I changed to BFF mode and pretended to be a gay guy looking for female friends, and I actually got a lot of matches that way and hung out with a couple girls doing that, but my matches still weren't as high as I would have liked, and I never matched with the girls that I really wanted to match with.
I thought about renting an exotic luxury car and taking pics with it and pretending to be rich, I'm really curious if that would increase my matches especially when you see all those gold digger pranks out there. But I haven't got around to it yet.
I thought about renting an exotic luxury car and taking pics with it and pretending to be rich, I'm really curious if that would increase my matches especially when you see all those gold digger pranks out there. But I haven't got around to it yet.
03-20-2021, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
you can't call yourself average/cute if you're using another person's picture as your aviim not actually ugly tho lol. I'm legit average/cute. It's absurd that I'm getting no matches. I actually can't believe it rofl. thisn is so ****ing stupid. how the **** do you meet girls?
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03-20-2021, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Briangumble⏩
Read this and expected a 2021 join date. Leaving very flusteredI'm pretty average looking and I've tried all different types of social experiments for Bumble. I've tried making my profile funny, I've tried making it serious. And I never get any matches at all. I changed my settings to show me guys and girls, and I get a lot of likes and matches with guys, but absolutely nothing with girls. I changed to BFF mode and pretended to be a gay guy looking for female friends, and I actually got a lot of matches that way and hung out with a couple girls doing that, but my matches still weren't as high as I would have liked, and I never matched with the girls that I really wanted to match with.
I thought about renting an exotic luxury car and taking pics with it and pretending to be rich, I'm really curious if that would increase my matches especially when you see all those gold digger pranks out there. But I haven't got around to it yet.
I thought about renting an exotic luxury car and taking pics with it and pretending to be rich, I'm really curious if that would increase my matches especially when you see all those gold digger pranks out there. But I haven't got around to it yet.
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03-20-2021, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Briangumble⏩
is this real life? im literally funny and cute and girls wont date me. i legit dont understand what is going on.I'm pretty average looking and I've tried all different types of social experiments for Bumble. I've tried making my profile funny, I've tried making it serious. And I never get any matches at all. I changed my settings to show me guys and girls, and I get a lot of likes and matches with guys, but absolutely nothing with girls. I changed to BFF mode and pretended to be a gay guy looking for female friends, and I actually got a lot of matches that way and hung out with a couple girls doing that, but my matches still weren't as high as I would have liked, and I never matched with the girls that I really wanted to match with.
I thought about renting an exotic luxury car and taking pics with it and pretending to be rich, I'm really curious if that would increase my matches especially when you see all those gold digger pranks out there. But I haven't got around to it yet.
I thought about renting an exotic luxury car and taking pics with it and pretending to be rich, I'm really curious if that would increase my matches especially when you see all those gold digger pranks out there. But I haven't got around to it yet.
woke up with 0 matches today jfl
03-20-2021, 07:49 AM
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03-20-2021, 07:53 AM
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Imaging using Tinder to find a gf, OP needs to realize it’s for banging sloots
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03-20-2021, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted By EDcellent⏩
They would all be like that if pathetic simps would stop giving them attention right up front by blowing up their inbox.I like bumble because it requires very little effort, just make a profile and wait for responses.
If they like you they will let you know about it.
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03-20-2021, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted By HarryfromCali⏩
it's literally 90% 18-19 year olds with tattoos and nose piercings doing retarded poses in bikini pictures. Bumble seems much better.Imaging using Tinder to find a gf, OP needs to realize it’s for banging sloots
how do you suggest i find a gf? how do i ask out my crush?
03-20-2021, 08:02 AM
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03-20-2021, 08:13 AM
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Anyone else cringe at this Sloot tattoo fad? Seems like 90% of tinder sloots have some. It’s like the Ugg’s and leggings fad from a couple of years ago, every Sloot is jumping on the bandwagon. Every single girl with tats would look better without them, I don’t get it.
03-20-2021, 08:20 AM
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03-20-2021, 03:47 PM
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03-20-2021, 04:27 PM
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Here's how to do it.
1. Buy Tinder Gold (now you have unlimited swipes and can see who likes you)
2. Download an auto click app.
3. Record a macro of you spamming the little heart icon (like button) and replay the macro as long as you like.
4. Unmatch girls you don't like, talk to those you do. Get a little chemistry going then ask them to meet up for a fun date.
1. Buy Tinder Gold (now you have unlimited swipes and can see who likes you)
2. Download an auto click app.
3. Record a macro of you spamming the little heart icon (like button) and replay the macro as long as you like.
4. Unmatch girls you don't like, talk to those you do. Get a little chemistry going then ask them to meet up for a fun date.
03-20-2021, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted By AggressiveFun⏩
what if i pay and still get no matches? i want to get at least 1 match first before commiting.Here's how to do it.
1. Buy Tinder Gold (now you have unlimited swipes and can see who likes you)
2. Download an auto click app.
3. Record a macro of you spamming the little heart icon (like button) and replay the macro as long as you like.
4. Unmatch girls you don't like, talk to those you do. Get a little chemistry going then ask them to meet up for a fun date.
1. Buy Tinder Gold (now you have unlimited swipes and can see who likes you)
2. Download an auto click app.
3. Record a macro of you spamming the little heart icon (like button) and replay the macro as long as you like.
4. Unmatch girls you don't like, talk to those you do. Get a little chemistry going then ask them to meet up for a fun date.
03-20-2021, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted By trapspot⏩
sloots don't want to take it slow. they want to be choking on a cawk end of the first date. srsI’m gonna be honest with you OP. Go for hinge only. Forget tinder and bumble. Both will likely leave you disappointed. 100% srs. On hinge you have a better chance with jestermaxing and taking it slow with a girl
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03-20-2021, 04:31 PM
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Also another concern I have is I will be too nervous to meet up with them especially if it's in public. What can I do about this?? They won't like me if I'm shaking uncontrollably and giving 1 word answers. I can't drink alcohol.
I think I can manage better if they come straight over to my place tho but I will still be extremely nervous.
I think I can manage better if they come straight over to my place tho but I will still be extremely nervous.
03-20-2021, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
im not looking for sex. I will have sex with them if they want but I want a GF. Not interested in hooking up with young girls with tattoos. That **** cringes me out.sloots don't want to take it slow. they want to be choking on a cawk end of the first date. srs
03-20-2021, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
Dude just give it up and do hinge. Listen to me browhat if i pay and still get no matches? i want to get at least 1 match first before commiting.
What you’re describing is the reality for 90% of men on tinder and bumble (and honestly even most of hinge srs). They pay out the ass $30/month or so just to marginally increase their already low chances of touching anything with decent quality. Meanwhile top whatever percent of men doesn’t have to pay a dime. The payers are the ones that let the apps amass billions of $$. Being “confident” won’t help them here. Being “a real man” won’t help them. Having pics with adventures and hobbies won’t help them. Looksmaxing is the only thing that may or may not help them. Yet even anonymous miscers online won’t dare accept this reality.
Some of my more “beta” friends recently met gfs from hinge. I highly recommend you stick with this app. Try it for free first and pay if needed
I’m giving you advice you don’t deserve after your years of rotting here srs
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03-20-2021, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
You have the body of a 12 year old boy.i'm average looking but I'm far from ugly. Getting a gf should be a synch. IDK why I'm not getting any matches?? I legit not ugly. What the **** is going on
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03-20-2021, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted By trapspot⏩
how is hinge different? I will make a hingeDude just give it up and do hinge. Listen to me bro
What you’re describing is the reality for 90% of men on tinder and bumble (and honestly even most of hinge srs). They pay out the ass $30/month or so just to marginally increase their already low chances of touching anything with decent quality. Meanwhile top whatever percent of men doesn’t have to pay a dime. Being “confident” won’t help them here. Being “a real man” won’t help them. Having pics with adventures and hobbies won’t help them. Looksmaxing is the only thing that may or may not help them
Some of my more “beta” friends recently met gfs from hinge. I highly recommend you stick with this app. Try it for free first and pay if needed
I’m giving you advice you don’t deserve after your years of rotting here srs
What you’re describing is the reality for 90% of men on tinder and bumble (and honestly even most of hinge srs). They pay out the ass $30/month or so just to marginally increase their already low chances of touching anything with decent quality. Meanwhile top whatever percent of men doesn’t have to pay a dime. Being “confident” won’t help them here. Being “a real man” won’t help them. Having pics with adventures and hobbies won’t help them. Looksmaxing is the only thing that may or may not help them
Some of my more “beta” friends recently met gfs from hinge. I highly recommend you stick with this app. Try it for free first and pay if needed
I’m giving you advice you don’t deserve after your years of rotting here srs
03-20-2021, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted By AggressiveFun⏩
Auto-click apps dont work like they used to bro. Tinder is more than likely to ghost ban you if you try to spy right on everyone in an accelerated amount of time.Here's how to do it.
1. Buy Tinder Gold (now you have unlimited swipes and can see who likes you)
2. Download an auto click app.
3. Record a macro of you spamming the little heart icon (like button) and replay the macro as long as you like.
4. Unmatch girls you don't like, talk to those you do. Get a little chemistry going then ask them to meet up for a fun date.
1. Buy Tinder Gold (now you have unlimited swipes and can see who likes you)
2. Download an auto click app.
3. Record a macro of you spamming the little heart icon (like button) and replay the macro as long as you like.
4. Unmatch girls you don't like, talk to those you do. Get a little chemistry going then ask them to meet up for a fun date.
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03-20-2021, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
The girls there are looking for something more serious. It’s similar to coffee meets bagel from before 2020 (idk what CMB is like now)how is hinge different? I will make a hinge
Girls will almost certainly not put out within 2 dates but some may give you the opportunity to jestermax on a few dates for a month or so and then you can take it from there. Just try that and see where it goes
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It's 2021 & people still make Tinder threads?
03-20-2021, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
it gives you the option to comment on a girl's picture or prompt instead of just a standard "like" and vice-versa.how is hinge different? I will make a hinge
also, you cant just keep swiping right and spamming the right swipe. you have to actually do a few taps of the screen to like someone, so I think just subconsciously people take a little more time in actually liking you as opposed to seemingly mass swiping.
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Originally Posted By NEXTEPICBULG91⏩
This. If you truly wish to jestermax, you can capitalize on niche appeal here OPit gives you the option to comment on a girl's picture or prompt instead of just a standard "like" and vice-versa.
also, you can just keep swiping right and spamming the right swipe. you have to actually do a few taps of the screen to like someone, so I think just subconsciously people take a little more time in actually liking you as opposed to seemingly mass swiping.
also, you can just keep swiping right and spamming the right swipe. you have to actually do a few taps of the screen to like someone, so I think just subconsciously people take a little more time in actually liking you as opposed to seemingly mass swiping.
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Originally Posted By trapspot⏩
dude you NYC crew and you don't have girls putting out on the first date?The girls there are looking for something more serious. It’s similar to coffee meets bagel from before 2020 (idk what CMB is like now)
Girls will almost certainly not put out within 2 dates but some may give you the opportunity to jestermax on a few dates for a month or so and then you can take it from there. Just try that and see where it goes
Girls will almost certainly not put out within 2 dates but some may give you the opportunity to jestermax on a few dates for a month or so and then you can take it from there. Just try that and see where it goes
im borderline NYC crew and every single girl I went on a date with has put out on the first date besides one. sloots will be sloots man. they just migrated platforms.
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Originally Posted By NEXTEPICBULG91⏩
I haven’t been on in a minute due to other life issues but I’m getting back on this year with a lot more looksmaxingdude you NYC crew and you don't have girls putting out on the first date?
im borderline NYC crew and every single girl I went on a date with has put out on the first date besides one. sloots will be sloots man. they just migrated platforms.
im borderline NYC crew and every single girl I went on a date with has put out on the first date besides one. sloots will be sloots man. they just migrated platforms.
Also literally all of patagucci’s attempts at hinge brag threads showed this lol
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03-20-2021, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted By trapspot⏩
I feel you broI haven’t been on in a minute due to other life issues but I’m getting back on this year with a lot more looksmaxing
Also literally all of patagucci’s attempts at hinge brag threads showed this lol
Also literally all of patagucci’s attempts at hinge brag threads showed this lol
Haven't been on since last December since I'm moving to Florida in May and all my focus has been on that. Last year more than likely will prob be the peak though due to the height of the Coronavirus as well as all the lib chicks in NYC being all pro BLM. I really couldn't care less about BLM (obviously the movement, not the cause per se), so it was literally cherry picking. Especially Brooklyn.
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