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Thread: Sloots be mirin' my AMEX Optima

post 1634280563 03-21-2021, 11:05 AM
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Sloots be mirin' my AMEX Optima



The AMEX Optima is a very exclusive card that very few people can get. It's actually even harder for rich people to get, which makes me better than them.

Old Sloot at Wal Mart saw me pull it out, then held eye contact with me and smiled and wanted to chat. She was old and gross, though.

Young sloot at Chick-A Fil was also 'mirin my exclusive plastic yesterday. They will usually stare down at their iPad the whole time, but as soon as she saw it, she looked right at me an smiled big!

Thus is the power of the exclusivity of the elusive AMEX Optima card.

Does anyone know the secret to getting an AMEX like this?
post 1634280913 03-21-2021, 11:11 AM
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I heard you get invited when your can turn bread to that perfect gold color consistently.
post 1634281043 03-21-2021, 11:13 AM
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Only card worth drooling over is the Black AMEX.

Nice try boyo.
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post 1634281253 03-21-2021, 11:17 AM
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Googled it

The secret to getting one appears to be defaulting on a real Amex and maybe they’ll give you another shot with this poverty card
post 1634281523 03-21-2021, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
Googled it

The secret to getting one appears to be defaulting on a real Amex and maybe they’ll give you another shot with this poverty card
DING DING DING DING DING!

measlies for you, sir! It's the loser AMEX card, but dingbat females have no clue.
post 1634284873 03-21-2021, 12:17 PM
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Next stop centurion
post 1634289003 03-21-2021, 01:32 PM
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Bro nobody is mirin unless your card is heavy and made of metal

Not mirin unless it is a Centurion Black Card, at the very least a platinum
post 1634289303 03-21-2021, 01:40 PM
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Imagine thinking you can pull sloots by going in debt and not paying in cold hard cash for everything srs
Sloots gonna sloot
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post 1634290793 03-21-2021, 02:06 PM
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This card is even harder to get than a black card, though. I'm a baller! $500 limit!

I pay it off in full each month.
post 1634292103 03-21-2021, 02:31 PM
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cringe
post 1634294253 03-21-2021, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By BigTimeOperator⏩
This card is even harder to get than a black card, though. I'm a baller! $500 limit!

I pay it off in full each month.
How did you get one?
Das not it mayne.
post 1634294493 03-21-2021, 03:16 PM
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You actually think sloots know what different cards mean by looking at them???

They just want it to work when you swipe it.
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