Just ELEVATORMOGGED 4 ppl at once. JFL if you’re not ELEVATORMOGGING

03-22-2021, 03:52 PM

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Just ELEVATORMOGGED 4 ppl at once. JFL if you’re not ELEVATORMOGGING

So I live in a high rise building with a lot of floors, and I live almost on the top floor, which means I’m more valuable as a human being than all the people who live on the floors below me.

Anyway I get in the elevator and 2 other people and a couple get in. I always wait for everyone else to push their floors before pushing mine, cause unless they’re going to the penthouses (unlikely), I know I’m gonna elevatormogg the everloving phuck out of them. The looks on their faces when I pushed my floor was truly a sight to behold, I think I actually came a bit. They did their best but there was no covering up how painfully aware they were that I’m the superior specimen, all cause I live 10s of feet higher in the air. The gf from the couple was clearly dying to stay on to ride to my floor, but her 12th floor dwelling beta pulled her off with him.

All in all, pretty glad I live in a bustling vibrant city and not some rural dive with beautiful scenery, fresh air, clean streets, and a sense of community where everyone looks out for each other’s well being. You just don’t get these sorts of mogging opportunities out there, and at the end of the day, isn’t this kind of stuff what life is really all about?

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03-22-2021, 03:59 PM

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03-22-2021, 03:59 PM

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Cliffs you fukin jagoff

03-22-2021, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted By headturner1⏩

Cliffs you fukin jagoff

Nah it’s honestly worth the read

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03-22-2021, 04:01 PM

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and that guy went to go bang his gf while you make a thread on the misc and fap

sad!

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03-22-2021, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted By xbluexhawkx⏩

and that guy went to go bang his gf while you make a thread on the misc and fap

sad!

She’s gonna be thinking about me the whole time brah lettuce b real. How could she be happy with him knowing there are people LITERALLY above him? Checkmate

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03-22-2021, 04:05 PM

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Fuarrrrrk I know that ELEVATORMOGG feel. I used to be a PLATINUM member of Marriott, so I'd roll up to a Jay-dub and use the elevator key to get to the VIP EXECUTIVE LOUNGE. Right in front of their peasant faces.

Dat dere look on their face when they realized I was headed for complimentary tea and strumpets on the top floor....

03-22-2021, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted By DimTriad⏩

Nah it’s honestly worth the read

I’m going to read it and if it’s not op, I swear

Edit: I want my 25 seconds back you kunt

03-22-2021, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩

Fuarrrrrk I know that ELEVATORMOGG feel. I used to be a PLATINUM member of Marriott, so I'd roll up to a Jay-dub and use the elevator key to get to the VIP EXECUTIVE LOUNGE. Right in front of their peasant faces.

Dat dere look on their face when they realized I was headed for complimentary tea and strumpets on the top floor....

Fuarrrrkk das it mayne. I knew you’d appreciate this story.

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03-22-2021, 04:08 PM

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living in a tower block... eww

03-22-2021, 04:09 PM

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lmao just LMAO if you dont live on the 65th floor of the 1288 avenue des Canadiens-de-montreal

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03-22-2021, 04:11 PM

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Must be good living rent free in an apartment your parents own...

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03-22-2021, 04:11 PM

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did not read a single word.

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03-22-2021, 04:13 PM

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Who hurt u

03-22-2021, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted By hedgefundbnaire⏩

lmao just LMAO if you dont live on the 65th floor of the 1288 avenue des Canadiens-de-montreal

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Not even a photo? SAD post.

03-22-2021, 04:23 PM

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did not read a single fukkin word ded fkn srs

post cliffs retard

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03-22-2021, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted By dave.mc⏩

living in a tower block... eww

Where instead? Somewhere near the natural world where it’s peaceful and quiet and I can live on my own terms?

Yesterday while socially distanced with my buddy at the waterfront we got to see a drunk homeless man accost and threaten to pull his dick out to countless women. Why would somebody want to give that up?

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03-22-2021, 04:31 PM

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Its a mogg or be mogged world out there. Good job OP to show those Timmys their place in the upcoming caste system.

Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20

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03-22-2021, 04:36 PM

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Yah no lmao

Rather Yard or driveway mog someone

Having the freshest lawn on the block with flowers and the works is a much better mog than some piss stained elevator

Bringing home that new vehicle with the exhaust and watching the neighbors wife get instantly wet or loading up the boat and watching her mirin as she lives her boring life with a timothy

That's a mog bro