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ยป I wish I had pinhole phimosis
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post 1634736783 03-26-2021, 11:17 PM
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I wish I had pinhole phimosis

I want my pnus to look like a plump naked mole rat with a long tiny overhang. I want the opening looking like a tight bunched up prolapsed angus. I want the feeling to be soft with thick skin that feels like I'm grabbing a puppies skin when I slowly stroke my shaft up and down. I want to have to stretch the skin on the opening to reveal a sensitive shiny knob that has never seen the light of day. I want to see the build up of cum piss and smegma when I finally get my skin down past my glans. I would have an orgasm just from feeling the breeze of wind when I finally reveal it from its sheath for the first time of its life.

instead that isn't the reality. that was all taken from me when my parents decided to have me circumcised as an infant. they ruined this highly pleasurable experience of self discovery and ruined my body image forever. this is the unfortunate reality I have to live with. im stuck looking at this wound. my dried out cracked glans and my scar line that gives me pain just thinking about what was taken from me. I'm ldaring every day in pain.
post 1634736853 03-26-2021, 11:18 PM
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Best thing about having a foreskin is u can coom while running or riding a bike
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post 1634737013 03-26-2021, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted By MaximumCapacity
Best thing about having a foreskin is u can coom while running or riding a bike
wow how do you do that?
post 1634737103 03-26-2021, 11:24 PM
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This one dude I used to play video games with online described his phimosis to me, said the opening was super small and like kinda hurt to pull it back because he would like have to squeeze his mushroom tip through it

Then once he got mushroom through it it would like cut off circulation to the mushroom tip, and if he started getting a boner while it was pulled back he had to roll it back over the tip or it would stretch it out and like leave stretchmarks on the foreskin and wouldnt be able to get it back to the "sheathed" state

So he couldn't even like slowly stretch it out because it would scar up from stretch marks and lose its elasticity

Finally he got obamacare and had a circumcision at like 23 years old
post 1634737253 03-26-2021, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted By batmanman
This one dude I used to play video games with online described his phimosis to me, said the opening was super small and like kinda hurt to pull it back because he would like have to squeeze his mushroom tip through it

Then once he got mushroom through it it would like cut off circulation to the mushroom tip, and if he started getting a boner while it was pulled back he had to roll it back over the tip or it would stretch it out and like leave stretchmarks on the foreskin and wouldnt be able to get it back to the "sheathed" state

So he couldn't even like slowly stretch it out because it would scar up from stretch marks and lose its elasticity

Finally he got obamacare and had a circumcision at like 23 years old
yea he stretched it back to fast while the opening was still to small. you can't have it go fully behind the glans if you have tighter phimosis. that guy was uninformed and made a mistake get circumcised. he could have just stretched his skin more. doctors in the us don't know anything about foreskin. they just recommend circumcision for everything. he literally lost the most pleasurable natural human experience you can possibly experience. threw it away like it was nothing. I wish I was that guy.
post 1634737553 03-26-2021, 11:39 PM
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^^ lol yeah he coulda used a steroid cream prescribed by the doctor for his condition or something.

I read on a blog this guy used two chopsticks to stretch his foreskin opening after showering. i think he had phimosis or something. (srs)
post 1634741463 03-27-2021, 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted By 44344
yea he stretched it back to fast while the opening was still to small. you can't have it go fully behind the glans if you have tighter phimosis. that guy was uninformed and made a mistake get circumcised. he could have just stretched his skin more. doctors in the us don't know anything about foreskin. they just recommend circumcision for everything. he literally lost the most pleasurable natural human experience you can possibly experience. threw it away like it was nothing. I wish I was that guy.
^Phimosis is cured by stretching. You should never squeeze your tip through the opening either. That's asking for an ER visit.

Dude just needed to stretch a few mins each day while he was jackin it and showering and would have been golden.
post 1634741633 03-27-2021, 03:02 AM
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Had phimosis at 14.

Fresh Creme cheese when i pulled it back

U mad?
post 1634858373 03-28-2021, 05:30 PM
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I can't believe that guy got circumcised at 23. who would willingly do that to themselves at that age? that guy had to do like 10 mins of research to solve his problem. instead he went out of his way to cut his own genitals off just for a quick instant fix because american doctors love to lynch pnus.
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