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Yanks, understand this map is what you mean by 'the UK'
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Yanks, understand this map is what you mean by 'the UK'

London and the Home Counties (I'll include essex but its a bit of a joke place where poor people go if they cant afford something decent)
EVERYTHING else.. utterly irrelevant.
Scotland..Equivalent to Canada
Wales.. Alaska
Southwest... Arkansas, talk funny
Midlands... Detroit. Had a heyday that no one can now remember
The Norf...all of it..dark, satanic. Mordor. With worse weather
N.I.. no idea what goes on there but doubt its good. Think Oregon.
Dont venture of this map, its like walking off the face of the earth.
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03-31-2021, 03:13 PM
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I knew a sloot from Doncaster back in the gap, she was a fun slooty sloot.
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which area has the biggest concentration of pakis
03-31-2021, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
not much else to do in DoncasterI knew a sloot from Doncaster back in the gap, she was a fun slooty sloot.
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03-31-2021, 03:20 PM
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Oxfordshire and Hampshire are basically home counties too
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Mind still blown that you can travel across the entire country in a day by car.
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Originally Posted By DickHancock⏩
no idea is this a good or bad thing?which area has the biggest concentration of pakis
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
And say things likeMind still blown that you can travel across the entire country in a day by car.
I put it in the boot
Did I turn off the cooker?
The car sounds funny, let me check under the bonnet
lol
I loe e.
03-31-2021, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
nah they are kindof bumblefuk nowhereOxfordshire and Hampshire are basically home counties too
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
London and the Home Counties (I'll include essex but its a bit of a joke place where poor people go if they cant afford something decent)
EVERYTHING else.. utterly irrelevant.
Scotland..Equivalent to Canada
Wales.. Alaska
Southwest... Arkansas, talk funny
Midlands... Detroit. Had a heyday that no one can now remember
The Norf...all of it..dark, satanic. Mordor. With worse weather
N.I.. no idea what goes on there but doubt its good. Think Oregon.
Dont venture of this map, its like walking off the face of the earth.
not gonna say i disagree but would rather stay in any of them rather than londanistan
London and the Home Counties (I'll include essex but its a bit of a joke place where poor people go if they cant afford something decent)
EVERYTHING else.. utterly irrelevant.
Scotland..Equivalent to Canada
Wales.. Alaska
Southwest... Arkansas, talk funny
Midlands... Detroit. Had a heyday that no one can now remember
The Norf...all of it..dark, satanic. Mordor. With worse weather
N.I.. no idea what goes on there but doubt its good. Think Oregon.
Dont venture of this map, its like walking off the face of the earth.
03-31-2021, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted By aaron501⏩
Birmingham bid for the 92 Olympics. Got no votes, weirdtfw you dont even include west midlands

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03-31-2021, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Obdient⏩
you will get wet and cold which foreigners think is a real british experience certainlyThe North is where its at
We are friendly af, we know how to party, we're down to earth and you will get the real British experience in the North. Unlike London which is full of foreigners. Come to the North Yanks
We are friendly af, we know how to party, we're down to earth and you will get the real British experience in the North. Unlike London which is full of foreigners. Come to the North Yanks
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Lol @ the cookerAnd say things like
I put it in the boot
Did I turn off the cooker?
The car sounds funny, let me check under the bonnet
lol
I put it in the boot
Did I turn off the cooker?
The car sounds funny, let me check under the bonnet
lol
I'm back, bitches!
03-31-2021, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted By nielk⏩
A study has shown English people have better teeth than Americansthe UK smile:


A new study has shown that English people have better teeth than their US counterparts.
In the study, published in the British Medical Journal, researchers in the UK and the US examined data from English and American dental surveys.
The results showed that the average number of missing teeth was 6.97 for English participants, but 7.31 for those in the US.
Additionally, people were more likely to suffer poor dental health in the US because of socio-economic factors.
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I would restrict it entirely to the circle line
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Which place is best for getting birds
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
lmaothe norf...all of it..dark, satanic. Mordor. With worse weather
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Madagascar has, like, twice the surface area, but half the amount of people hahahahaMind still blown that you can travel across the entire country in a day by car.
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Although, I suspect that the UN estimate is deliberately false and it's probably a fifth of that figure
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...and there's a lotta arable farmland too

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No thanks I'll skip the UK and go to Ireland instead.
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How's that whole Brexit thing coming along?
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The Midlands are where all of the hot Indian girls are
If you ever get the chance go to Birmingham, Bradford, or Sheffield for hot women
If you ever get the chance go to Birmingham, Bradford, or Sheffield for hot women
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Originally Posted By JStrez⏩
jolly good indeed. We've stolen all the vaccines for ourselvesHow's that whole Brexit thing coming along?
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Originally Posted By JohnnyHotSauce⏩
how fussy are you?Which place is best for getting birds
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Originally Posted By LegDayLol⏩
I can see that argument.. but that excludes Henley, Ascot, Wimbledon, Glyndeborn.. what am I supposed to do all summer?I would restrict it entirely to the circle line
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Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah⏩
youre insaneThe Midlands are where all of the hot Indian girls are
If you ever get the chance go to Birmingham, Bradford, or Sheffield for hot women
If you ever get the chance go to Birmingham, Bradford, or Sheffield for hot women
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Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah⏩
Lol, so you picked 3 of the worse places in the country, just to bang Indian women, like anyone would want to do that anyway.The Midlands are where all of the hot Indian girls are
If you ever get the chance go to Birmingham, Bradford, or Sheffield for hot women
If you ever get the chance go to Birmingham, Bradford, or Sheffield for hot women
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how about the entire country being irrelevant other than making fun of them for being complete cucks
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