My neighbor is a flaming ****** and I thought it'd be hilarious if I snuck inside his apartment and sucked his dink while he was asleep. That ****** now actually thinks I'm gay, but little did he know I only did this as pure trickery for April Fools Day. Maybe I can go back and sneak in there tonight and let him PIITB, to only laugh and scream "April Fools ******!" (Ded fkn Srs)

Sounds woke.

You gotta run the "No Homo" cheat code, bruh.

Sounds like my April Fools last year. It went a little something like this...

So I was driving with one of my chi psi bro, and I accidentally grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and I unzipped his pants. We parked the car and I started to fondle his balls. He started laughing because he knows it's all just a joke. I started sucking his dick in the empty parking lot, and I almost choke because I'm laughing so ****ing hard. My friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When he cums, I swallow it like I'm some big fratstar. I kissed him and call him a big fratstar while laughing.

Alpha as fukk cuz

As long as it's just an April Fool's joke and you say "no homo", I think you're good

Should take pics of it and send to your GF like "I'm gay now and we're broken up" haha she will FLIP

That's fukking genius! I can even show my Dad, and tell him that his son is a ******. He will be so mad!!!

Anytime you have a dink near or around your face, it's ghey.

Only if you do it and take a picture while holding today's newspaper for verification.

repped, thanks for the laugh

How is it gay if it's just for the LULZ and you say "No Homo" after?

As long as you yell "It's a prank bro" as he blows his load in your mouth and swallow. So there's no proof. Your good to go