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04-01-2021, 10:58 PM
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GOAT first date advice to make her fall for you
The worst mistake of a young male is not ACTING
Doing anything at all in ANY situation is better then sitting at home ROTTING, EVEN IF ITS HIMULIATING, EMBARASSING, PATHETIC. ITS BETTER THEN SITTING AT HOME DOING NOTHING. Alot of times if went out solo at bars and honestly ive met alot of people like this, ESPECIALLY GIRLS. GIRLS ARE AFRAID OF GROUP OF GUYS. IF YOU ARE SOLO AT A BAR, IT IS EASIER TO APPROACH 1 GIRL OR A GROUP OF GIRLS. This is how I found my last EX that I dated for 4-5 years, I went at the casino SOLO, was outside having a cigar, she looked at me and I looked at her and we could not keep eyes off eachother, girls dont give a **** if you are out by yourself and actually see it as a positive trait, that you dont need anyone to MEET PEOPLE. I Have gotten Laid so many times by going out SOLO, you are not defined by anyone with you, just yourself, there is no limit, ""GIRLS LOVE TO TALK TO A GUY THAT IS ALONE"" The ONLY trick to getting laid at a bar IS GETTING THE GIRL TO TALK TO YOU, ALONE"" Once you have the girl, ITS OVER, YOU ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS, EMOTIONAL QUESTIONS, no small talk, small talk will make her think you are an avergage simp, start the convo with something easy but personal like, whats your dream house? Wrap around balcony with a hot tub? This always works. After the hot tub, you talk about kid names you DONT want, sloots love this even tho you dont want or want kids. Just say you want a fukin hottub with a wrap around balcony, Then you talk about places to visit, Carribeans, tell her you have been to a top 5 beach in the world but not with the right girl, (i have been there ill post a pic soon) and then tell her she better have her passport cause you are going to ****ing paradise and she will be your angel
Doing anything at all in ANY situation is better then sitting at home ROTTING, EVEN IF ITS HIMULIATING, EMBARASSING, PATHETIC. ITS BETTER THEN SITTING AT HOME DOING NOTHING. Alot of times if went out solo at bars and honestly ive met alot of people like this, ESPECIALLY GIRLS. GIRLS ARE AFRAID OF GROUP OF GUYS. IF YOU ARE SOLO AT A BAR, IT IS EASIER TO APPROACH 1 GIRL OR A GROUP OF GIRLS. This is how I found my last EX that I dated for 4-5 years, I went at the casino SOLO, was outside having a cigar, she looked at me and I looked at her and we could not keep eyes off eachother, girls dont give a **** if you are out by yourself and actually see it as a positive trait, that you dont need anyone to MEET PEOPLE. I Have gotten Laid so many times by going out SOLO, you are not defined by anyone with you, just yourself, there is no limit, ""GIRLS LOVE TO TALK TO A GUY THAT IS ALONE"" The ONLY trick to getting laid at a bar IS GETTING THE GIRL TO TALK TO YOU, ALONE"" Once you have the girl, ITS OVER, YOU ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS, EMOTIONAL QUESTIONS, no small talk, small talk will make her think you are an avergage simp, start the convo with something easy but personal like, whats your dream house? Wrap around balcony with a hot tub? This always works. After the hot tub, you talk about kid names you DONT want, sloots love this even tho you dont want or want kids. Just say you want a fukin hottub with a wrap around balcony, Then you talk about places to visit, Carribeans, tell her you have been to a top 5 beach in the world but not with the right girl, (i have been there ill post a pic soon) and then tell her she better have her passport cause you are going to ****ing paradise and she will be your angel
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04-01-2021, 11:00 PM
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solid advice; doing something is always better than doing nothing. saying something is (usually) better than saying nothing. Priority 1 should be getting the fukc off of online dating apps, btw
04-01-2021, 11:07 PM
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04-01-2021, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted By 36yo⏩
red spitting factsDidn't read
2:136
Say, ˹O believers,˺ We believe in Allah and what has been revealed to us; and what was revealed to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and his descendants; what was given to Moses, Jesus, and other prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them. And to Allah we all submit.
04-01-2021, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted By 36yo⏩
REPPEDDidn't read
im not gonna cliff
But I get girls, but recently its only online dating and I ****ing hate it. I immediately assume they are sloots. The last 3 girls I ****ed, I have pretty much all made them cry lmao. Called them out on their slooting and bat habbits.
I posted the last 3 girls ive been witth but delete the threads the next day out of respect for the girl
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04-01-2021, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted By benyu⏩
Im not sure, I dont see that as an option because booze because a very good segway for everything. Why are you on a deficit? Is this more important then getting girls?ok but what if I want to go to a bar but not drink alcohol??? What do I even order? On a 2k calorie deficit with no alcohol involved unless it is neccessary.
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04-01-2021, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Pown⏩
so what you're saying is you respect sloots?REPPED
im not gonna cliff
But I get girls, but recently its only online dating and I ****ing hate it. I immediately assume they are sloots. The last 3 girls I ****ed, I have pretty much all made them cry lmao. Called them out on their slooting and bat habbits.
I posted the last 3 girls ive been witth but delete the threads the next day out of respect for the girl
im not gonna cliff
But I get girls, but recently its only online dating and I ****ing hate it. I immediately assume they are sloots. The last 3 girls I ****ed, I have pretty much all made them cry lmao. Called them out on their slooting and bat habbits.
I posted the last 3 girls ive been witth but delete the threads the next day out of respect for the girl
2:136
Say, ˹O believers,˺ We believe in Allah and what has been revealed to us; and what was revealed to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and his descendants; what was given to Moses, Jesus, and other prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them. And to Allah we all submit.
04-01-2021, 11:36 PM
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You have to be good looking for this to work. If you were ugly or even average looking, that girl wouldn't have been looking at you. And if you're good looking you can pretty much do anything and get girls. You can stay home and be on Tinder and get girls.
04-01-2021, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Pown⏩
gr8 advice SamoyedBrahThe worst mistake of a young male is not ACTING
Doing anything at all in ANY situation is better then sitting at home ROTTING, EVEN IF ITS HIMULIATING, EMBARASSING, PATHETIC. ITS BETTER THEN SITTING AT HOME DOING NOTHING. Alot of times if went out solo at bars and honestly ive met alot of people like this, ESPECIALLY GIRLS. GIRLS ARE AFRAID OF GROUP OF GUYS. IF YOU ARE SOLO AT A BAR, IT IS EASIER TO APPROACH 1 GIRL OR A GROUP OF GIRLS. This is how I found my last EX that I dated for 4-5 years, I went at the casino SOLO, was outside having a cigar, she looked at me and I looked at her and we could not keep eyes off eachother, girls dont give a **** if you are out by yourself and actually see it as a positive trait, that you dont need anyone to MEET PEOPLE. I Have gotten Laid so many times by going out SOLO, you are not defined by anyone with you, just yourself, there is no limit, ""GIRLS LOVE TO TALK TO A GUY THAT IS ALONE"" The ONLY trick to getting laid at a bar IS GETTING THE GIRL TO TALK TO YOU, ALONE"" Once you have the girl, ITS OVER, YOU ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS, EMOTIONAL QUESTIONS, no small talk, small talk will make her think you are an avergage simp, start the convo with something easy but personal like, whats your dream house? Wrap around balcony with a hot tub? This always works. After the hot tub, you talk about kid names you DONT want, sloots love this even tho you dont want or want kids. Just say you want a fukin hottub with a wrap around balcony, Then you talk about places to visit, Carribeans, tell her you have been to a top 5 beach in the world but not with the right girl, (i have been there ill post a pic soon) and then tell her she better have her passport cause you are going to ****ing paradise and she will be your angel
Doing anything at all in ANY situation is better then sitting at home ROTTING, EVEN IF ITS HIMULIATING, EMBARASSING, PATHETIC. ITS BETTER THEN SITTING AT HOME DOING NOTHING. Alot of times if went out solo at bars and honestly ive met alot of people like this, ESPECIALLY GIRLS. GIRLS ARE AFRAID OF GROUP OF GUYS. IF YOU ARE SOLO AT A BAR, IT IS EASIER TO APPROACH 1 GIRL OR A GROUP OF GIRLS. This is how I found my last EX that I dated for 4-5 years, I went at the casino SOLO, was outside having a cigar, she looked at me and I looked at her and we could not keep eyes off eachother, girls dont give a **** if you are out by yourself and actually see it as a positive trait, that you dont need anyone to MEET PEOPLE. I Have gotten Laid so many times by going out SOLO, you are not defined by anyone with you, just yourself, there is no limit, ""GIRLS LOVE TO TALK TO A GUY THAT IS ALONE"" The ONLY trick to getting laid at a bar IS GETTING THE GIRL TO TALK TO YOU, ALONE"" Once you have the girl, ITS OVER, YOU ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS, EMOTIONAL QUESTIONS, no small talk, small talk will make her think you are an avergage simp, start the convo with something easy but personal like, whats your dream house? Wrap around balcony with a hot tub? This always works. After the hot tub, you talk about kid names you DONT want, sloots love this even tho you dont want or want kids. Just say you want a fukin hottub with a wrap around balcony, Then you talk about places to visit, Carribeans, tell her you have been to a top 5 beach in the world but not with the right girl, (i have been there ill post a pic soon) and then tell her she better have her passport cause you are going to ****ing paradise and she will be your angel
04-01-2021, 11:42 PM
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What if i dont really drink, care about bars, and give no faks about clubs
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04-01-2021, 11:51 PM
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no one is gonna read that plus it looks like a copypasta from a quick skim.
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04-02-2021, 04:49 AM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
go out solo to bars cause women think youre more social/approachable by yourself; and ask them 'deep' questionsno one is gonna read that plus it looks like a copypasta from a quick skim.
cliffs?
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04-02-2021, 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Briangumble⏩
Right, just be good looking it works 80% of the time 100% of the time.You have to be good looking for this to work. If you were ugly or even average looking, that girl wouldn't have been looking at you. And if you're good looking you can pretty much do anything and get girls. You can stay home and be on Tinder and get girls.
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04-02-2021, 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Pown⏩
The worst mistake of a young male is not ACTING
Doing anything at all in ANY situation is better then sitting at home ROTTING, EVEN IF ITS HIMULIATING, EMBARASSING, PATHETIC. ITS BETTER THEN SITTING AT HOME DOING NOTHING. Alot of times if went out solo at bars and honestly ive met alot of people like this, ESPECIALLY GIRLS. GIRLS ARE AFRAID OF GROUP OF GUYS. IF YOU ARE SOLO AT A BAR, IT IS EASIER TO APPROACH 1 GIRL OR A GROUP OF GIRLS. This is how I found my last EX that I dated for 4-5 years, I went at the casino SOLO, was outside having a cigar, she looked at me and I looked at her and we could not keep eyes off eachother, girls dont give a **** if you are out by yourself and actually see it as a positive trait, that you dont need anyone to MEET PEOPLE. I Have gotten Laid so many times by going out SOLO, you are not defined by anyone with you, just yourself, there is no limit, ""GIRLS LOVE TO TALK TO A GUY THAT IS ALONE"" The ONLY trick to getting laid at a bar IS GETTING THE GIRL TO TALK TO YOU, ALONE"" Once you have the girl, ITS OVER, YOU ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS, EMOTIONAL QUESTIONS, no small talk, small talk will make her think you are an avergage simp, start the convo with something easy but personal like, whats your dream house? Wrap around balcony with a hot tub? This always works. After the hot tub, you talk about kid names you DONT want, sloots love this even tho you dont want or want kids. Just say you want a fukin hottub with a wrap around balcony, Then you talk about places to visit, Carribeans, tell her you have been to a top 5 beach in the world but not with the right girl, (i have been thereill post a pic soon) and then tell her she better have her passport cause you are going to ****ing paradise and she will be your angel
Doing anything at all in ANY situation is better then sitting at home ROTTING, EVEN IF ITS HIMULIATING, EMBARASSING, PATHETIC. ITS BETTER THEN SITTING AT HOME DOING NOTHING. Alot of times if went out solo at bars and honestly ive met alot of people like this, ESPECIALLY GIRLS. GIRLS ARE AFRAID OF GROUP OF GUYS. IF YOU ARE SOLO AT A BAR, IT IS EASIER TO APPROACH 1 GIRL OR A GROUP OF GIRLS. This is how I found my last EX that I dated for 4-5 years, I went at the casino SOLO, was outside having a cigar, she looked at me and I looked at her and we could not keep eyes off eachother, girls dont give a **** if you are out by yourself and actually see it as a positive trait, that you dont need anyone to MEET PEOPLE. I Have gotten Laid so many times by going out SOLO, you are not defined by anyone with you, just yourself, there is no limit, ""GIRLS LOVE TO TALK TO A GUY THAT IS ALONE"" The ONLY trick to getting laid at a bar IS GETTING THE GIRL TO TALK TO YOU, ALONE"" Once you have the girl, ITS OVER, YOU ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS, EMOTIONAL QUESTIONS, no small talk, small talk will make her think you are an avergage simp, start the convo with something easy but personal like, whats your dream house? Wrap around balcony with a hot tub? This always works. After the hot tub, you talk about kid names you DONT want, sloots love this even tho you dont want or want kids. Just say you want a fukin hottub with a wrap around balcony, Then you talk about places to visit, Carribeans, tell her you have been to a top 5 beach in the world but not with the right girl, (i have been thereill post a pic soon) and then tell her she better have her passport cause you are going to ****ing paradise and she will be your angel
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For once in misc's life, this isn't bad advice at all. Almost fell on my ass laughing at the "wrap around porch with a hot tub." Absolutely retarded but most girls would still eat that chit up with a spoon.
04-02-2021, 05:23 AM
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Chicken Tikka Masala recipe
ngredients
for 5 servings
Chicken Marinade
3 boneless, skinless chicken breasts
½ cup plain yogurt (125 g)
2 tablespoons lemon juice
6 cloves garlic, minced
1 tablespoon minced ginger
2 teaspoons salt
2 teaspoons ground cumin
2 teaspoons garam masala
2 teaspoons paprika
Sauce
3 tablespoons oil
1 large onion, finely chopped
2 tablespoons minced ginger
8 cloves garlic, minced
2 teaspoons ground cumin
2 teaspoons ground turmeric
2 teaspoons ground coriander
2 teaspoons paprika
2 teaspoons chili powder
2 teaspoons garam masala
1 tablespoon tomato puree
3 ½ cups tomato sauce (800 g)
1 ¼ cups water (300 mL)
1 cup heavy cream (250 mL)
¼ cup fresh cilantro (10 g), for garnish
cooked rice, for serving
naan bread, for serving
Special Equipment
Bamboo or wooden skewer
Preparation
Slice the chicken into bite-sized chunks. Combine the cubed chicken with the yogurt, lemon juice, garlic, ginger, salt, cumin, garam masala, and paprika and stir until well-coated.
Cover and refrigerate for at least 1 hour, or overnight.
Preheat the oven to 500°F (260°C). Line a high-sided baking pan or roasting tray with parchment paper.
Place the marinated chicken pieces on bamboo or wooden skewers, then set them over the prepared baking pan, making sure there is space underneath the chicken to help distribute the heat more evenly. Bake for about 15 minutes, until slightly dark brown on the edges.
Make the sauce: Heat the oil in a large pot over medium heat, then sauté the onions, ginger, and garlic until tender but not browned. Add the cumin, turmeric, coriander, paprika, chili powder, and garam masala and stir constantly for about 30 seconds, until the spices are fragrant. Stir in the tomato puree, tomato sauce, and 1 ¼ cups of water, then bring to a boil and cook for about 5 minutes. Pour in the cream.
Remove the chicken from the skewers and add to the sauce, cooking for another 1-2 minutes. Garnish with cilantro and serve over rice or alongside naan bread.
Enjoy!
ngredients
for 5 servings
Chicken Marinade
3 boneless, skinless chicken breasts
½ cup plain yogurt (125 g)
2 tablespoons lemon juice
6 cloves garlic, minced
1 tablespoon minced ginger
2 teaspoons salt
2 teaspoons ground cumin
2 teaspoons garam masala
2 teaspoons paprika
Sauce
3 tablespoons oil
1 large onion, finely chopped
2 tablespoons minced ginger
8 cloves garlic, minced
2 teaspoons ground cumin
2 teaspoons ground turmeric
2 teaspoons ground coriander
2 teaspoons paprika
2 teaspoons chili powder
2 teaspoons garam masala
1 tablespoon tomato puree
3 ½ cups tomato sauce (800 g)
1 ¼ cups water (300 mL)
1 cup heavy cream (250 mL)
¼ cup fresh cilantro (10 g), for garnish
cooked rice, for serving
naan bread, for serving
Special Equipment
Bamboo or wooden skewer
Preparation
Slice the chicken into bite-sized chunks. Combine the cubed chicken with the yogurt, lemon juice, garlic, ginger, salt, cumin, garam masala, and paprika and stir until well-coated.
Cover and refrigerate for at least 1 hour, or overnight.
Preheat the oven to 500°F (260°C). Line a high-sided baking pan or roasting tray with parchment paper.
Place the marinated chicken pieces on bamboo or wooden skewers, then set them over the prepared baking pan, making sure there is space underneath the chicken to help distribute the heat more evenly. Bake for about 15 minutes, until slightly dark brown on the edges.
Make the sauce: Heat the oil in a large pot over medium heat, then sauté the onions, ginger, and garlic until tender but not browned. Add the cumin, turmeric, coriander, paprika, chili powder, and garam masala and stir constantly for about 30 seconds, until the spices are fragrant. Stir in the tomato puree, tomato sauce, and 1 ¼ cups of water, then bring to a boil and cook for about 5 minutes. Pour in the cream.
Remove the chicken from the skewers and add to the sauce, cooking for another 1-2 minutes. Garnish with cilantro and serve over rice or alongside naan bread.
Enjoy!
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