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post 1635639463 04-07-2021, 10:01 AM
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Woman BREAKS her man’s PENIS during a passionate romp



- Andy and Bree had been on a road trip when they decided to pull into a petrol station for a piston pump
- But what started out as Andy’s wildest fantasy quickly turned into his nightmare when he sustained a sex injury
- "Bree was bouncing on my cumberland sausage in a filthy fashion" said Andy "Within seconds, I see blood pouring out of my plonker and it’s not stopping. It was absolute 10/10 on the pain scale"
- Desperate to save her boyfriend’s manhood Bree drove 45 minutes to the nearest hospital. In order to repair his penis, Andy had to have surgery which involved breaking the other side and realigning it
- “I look down to see my plonker was about the size of my forearm"


"The only thing worse than breaking your plonker is learning you have to re-break your plonker"- Andy

- Luckily for Andy the surgery was a total success but he is banned from having sex for four weeks to give his penis the chance to heal. He is also horrified to learn that when it finally is up and running, it will be shorter than it once was. He adds: “No man ever wants to hear that the doctor has taken some length of your knob”

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/14...ssionate-romp/
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post 1635639513 04-07-2021, 10:02 AM
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He's come a long way from playing Beaker on the Muppet Show.
post 1635639723 04-07-2021, 10:04 AM
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Now his penor looks like this lmao poor guy
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post 1635639803 04-07-2021, 10:05 AM
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He looks like he has an extraordinarily veiny penis.
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post 1635640483 04-07-2021, 10:13 AM
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penis fracture
scares me, this is
why your must
force her not to move
and you dont move fast if her poosy produce alot of juice, or its loose




post 1635640553 04-07-2021, 10:14 AM
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So his Cumberland sausage has now turned into a Vienna cocktail weenie.
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post 1635640703 04-07-2021, 10:15 AM
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lol@ picture with broken bone in the penis
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post 1635640793 04-07-2021, 10:16 AM
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post 1635641103 04-07-2021, 10:18 AM
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wtf is a plonker
post 1635641163 04-07-2021, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By DickHancock⏩
wtf is a plonker
A diddly
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post 1635641463 04-07-2021, 10:23 AM
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Where's the woman? All I see is two men.
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Looks like they took the length off his pecker and added it to his neck.
post 1635642453 04-07-2021, 10:35 AM
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Surprised he could stay hard
post 1635643483 04-07-2021, 10:45 AM
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Knew this was the UK from the photo alone.
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Where's the woman? All I see is two men.
Watch out your comments bro. That's a UK 11/10.
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post 1635647763 04-07-2021, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Where's the woman? All I see is two men.
Lmao
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post 1635649083 04-07-2021, 11:49 AM
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That's why you gotta be careful when she's on top
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never understood breaking something with no bone in it, let alone it having two sides that can be broken, but carry on...
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post 1635651033 04-07-2021, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
A diddly
It goes in the minge.
post 1635657933 04-07-2021, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
never understood breaking something with no bone in it, let alone it having two sides that can be broken, but carry on...
Never took any anatomy I guess? It’s the capsule (tunica albuginea) of the corpora cavernosa (there are two) which ruptures.

Sounds horrible tbh.
post 1635659743 04-07-2021, 01:55 PM
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Had a virgin go on top. Bish didn't know where her hole was. She never put a finger or tampon in before either. Snapped my dink hard. Fractured it, leaving a huge 70% angle bend.
Thank god it healed after 2 years when the underlying scar tissue softened up. But penis fractures are no joke.
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Originally Posted By Redundanteater⏩
Never took any anatomy I guess? It’s the capsule (tunica albuginea) of the corpora cavernosa (there are two) which ruptures.

Sounds horrible tbh.
Probably getting laid during sex Ed.


I wanna keep the word rupture as far away from my junk as possible
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post 1635660703 04-07-2021, 02:08 PM
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why does that video look like it's from a soap opera?

also disappointed he didn't say plonker lol
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lol at pencil diks
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Had a virgin go on top. Bish didn't know where her hole was. She never put a finger or tampon in before either. Snapped my dink hard. Fractured it, leaving a huge 70% angle bend.
Thank god it healed after 2 years when the underlying scar tissue softened up. But penis fractures are no joke.
Fuark, that's scary. Was it just an internal fracture or was there any lesion on the outside?
Also, how do you fix that, does the doc just straighten it out?
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Originally Posted By aceroa⏩
Fuark, that's scary. Was it just an internal fracture or was there any lesion on the outside?
Also, how do you fix that, does the doc just straighten it out?
There was a big bruise that appeared shortly after it happened. I didn't think much about it. What happened was that it raptured and had some internal bleeding underneath the skin.
Apparently you should get emergency surgery asap so they can stitch it up. If you wait and scar tissue forms, you're too late. the scar tissue is less flexible, so when your penis fills up with blood during an erection, the scar part blocks the path and a curve happens. Hence the bent penis symptom.

Some dinks stay bent/crooked permanently. Some are bent so badly that they can't perform sex anymore and surgery is a must.
But the post fracture surgery is so brutal, they legit take chunks off your dink. Making it smaller and thinner.

Luckily mine was only bent with a 70% angle when semi erect. When full erect, it straightened itself out. Although i had less hard erections for a while.
But after 2 years, it basically healed 95%. I hardly notice anything during the semi phase anymore and i'm able to get raging boners again with a straight dink. I guess i got lucky it fixed itself.
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
There was a big bruise that appeared shortly after it happened. I didn't think much about it. What happened was that it raptured and had some internal bleeding underneath the skin.
Apparently you should get emergency surgery asap so they can stitch it up. If you wait and scar tissue forms, you're too late. the scar tissue is less flexible, so when your penis fills up with blood during an erection, the scar part blocks the path and a curve happens. Hence the bent penis symptom.

Some dinks stay bent/crooked permanently. Some are bent so badly that they can't perform sex anymore and surgery is a must.
But the post fracture surgery is so brutal, they legit take chunks off your dink. Making it smaller and thinner.

Luckily mine was only bent with a 70% angle when semi erect. When full erect, it straightened itself out. Although i had less hard erections for a while.
But after 2 years, it basically healed 95%. I hardly notice anything during the semi phase anymore and i'm able to get raging boners again with a straight dink. I guess i got lucky it fixed itself.
That's crazy man, can't imagine having a permanently bent dick. RIP to those poor bastards, that'd be one of my worst nightmares.
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