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post 1636349813 04-16-2021, 09:26 AM
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Someone stole my houseplant

Went to walk my cat this morning and noticed one of my plants that I had outside for full sun was gone.

Was a purple pitcher plant, just sprouting up from winter dormancy. Had a flower about to bloom which is hard to do in pots.

Who the **** steals a plant? I’ve been stalking around the neighborhood all morning, looking on porches and windows... pretty much has to be one of two apartment complexes that use the area where I had them to get to their dumpster. This phuker gonna goof when they put it outside thinking the heat is off

Yes phuking mad, what sort of absolute phuking kunt steals a plant.
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post 1636350153 04-16-2021, 09:30 AM
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Only happens in Biden's America
post 1636350373 04-16-2021, 09:33 AM
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OP you should have microchipped the plant but it's too late for that now. Put ANOTHER plant there and microchip it, the plant-stealing ******* WILL be back, and this time you will nail them. Or tie a string so you can follow the string and find that *******.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1636350443 04-16-2021, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
OP you should have microchipped the plant but it's too late for that now. Put ANOTHER plant there and microchip it, the plant-stealing ******* WILL be back, and this time you will nail them. Or tie a string so you can follow the string and find that *******.
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post 1636350603 04-16-2021, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
OP you should have microchipped the plant but it's too late for that now. Put ANOTHER plant there and microchip it, the plant-stealing ******* WILL be back, and this time you will nail them. Or tie a string so you can follow the string and find that *******.
I already had that thought srs. I can just go to the store and get another plant, then bury a Tile in the bottom of the pot and nail that phucker.

When I find my plant, I’m going to pour salted piss in all of their plants.
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post 1636350633 04-16-2021, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩
Went to walk my cat this morning
U fukin' wut m8?
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post 1636350743 04-16-2021, 09:37 AM
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Buy a big pot and bury yourself in it and wait for the culprit
post 1636350763 04-16-2021, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319⏩
U fukin' wut m8?
I take my oldest cat out on a kitty holster so he can roll in the pollen and helicopter seeds
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post 1636350813 04-16-2021, 09:39 AM
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How do you walk a cat?
post 1636350833 04-16-2021, 09:39 AM
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People are scum. Seen it happened around my area a couple times. Get a ring or setup cameras for the future.
post 1636351583 04-16-2021, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩
Went to walk my cat this morning and noticed one of my plants that I had outside for full sun was gone.

Was a purple pitcher plant, just sprouting up from winter dormancy. Had a flower about to bloom which is hard to do in pots.

Who the **** steals a plant? I’ve been stalking around the neighborhood all morning, looking on porches and windows... pretty much has to be one of two apartment complexes that use the area where I had them to get to their dumpster. This phuker gonna goof when they put it outside thinking the heat is off

Yes phuking mad, what sort of absolute phuking kunt steals a plant.
Pissed off PETP.

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post 1636351703 04-16-2021, 09:51 AM
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We neighbors, OP? This happened to my neighbor across the street a few months ago. She keeps a beautiful yard and garden. She potted the rest of her flowers in heavy outdoor urns, would be hilarious to see someone try to steal them.
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post 1636351773 04-16-2021, 09:52 AM
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Damn dude, that really sucks... someone has to be a pretty low alpha ******* to go around and steal someone else's plants, maybe get a cheap security cam hooked up and monitor it with your phone or check for alerts when it detects motion?
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post 1636352363 04-16-2021, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By RedRusty⏩
We neighbors, OP? This happened to my neighbor across the street a few months ago. She keeps a beautiful yard and garden. She potted the rest of her flowers in heavy outdoor urns, would be hilarious to see someone try to steal them.
I had it in a nice heavy decorative pot that matches some other ones I have, phuking mad about the pot too.
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post 1636352473 04-16-2021, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By HarryfromCali⏩
Damn dude, that really sucks... someone has to be a pretty low alpha ******* to go around and steal someone else's plants, maybe get a cheap security cam hooked up and monitor it with your phone or check for alerts when it detects motion?
Yeah that’s the plan, I have some indoor cams already so gonna just move my plants in front of some windows and point cams out them. I hope those *******s come back and try me again.
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post 1636352553 04-16-2021, 10:03 AM
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post 1636353383 04-16-2021, 10:17 AM
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People steal em and sell em. Esp like small trees or whatever that are in pots. Pretty valuable to a lotta housewife types.
post 1636353613 04-16-2021, 10:21 AM
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When I lived in Anaheim, or AnaCrime as we call it, I legit saw a dude riding his bike down the street with a small palm tree that had been ripped out of the ground. So believe it, people will steal anything they can these days. Invest in a video security system.
post 1636353953 04-16-2021, 10:24 AM
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Walk your cat?

Wtf?


It’s a cat bro, it can walk itself..
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