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» Cheated on my wife, now she won't talk to me
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post 1636841043 04-22-2021, 11:55 AM
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Cheated on my wife, now she won't talk to me

So last night I was at some party playing beer pong with some random girl (seems innocent enough, right?) Anyways I made a bet with her that if she lost the game, she would have to play the next game topless. I of course, end up beating her and she takes her tits out for everyone to see. I then, figured I would try my luck and bet her that if she lost this game, she would have to suck my dick. So I then end up beating her, and say something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." She then ends up saying "well, I am a woman of my word." So within the space of 15 seconds, she is literally on her knees, topless, sucking my dick. Then, after a couple minutes, I end up blowing my load in her mouth, and demand that she show her boyfriend who was sitting alone in the corner of the room.

My wife ends up finding out what happened, and is giving me the silent treatment. Any advice on how I can best rectify this situation?
post 1636841193 04-22-2021, 11:57 AM
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post 1636841203 04-22-2021, 11:57 AM
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This happened.
post 1636841313 04-22-2021, 11:58 AM
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Her attorney instructed her to go full radio silence. RIP OP's life.
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post 1636841343 04-22-2021, 11:58 AM
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Lol@ my wife giving me the silent treatment for anything. That's heaven for me...I'd go years with that schit. Maybe I'll have to play beer pong with a sloot.
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post 1636841463 04-22-2021, 12:00 PM
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Then you woke up...
post 1636841523 04-22-2021, 12:01 PM
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post 1636841953 04-22-2021, 12:05 PM
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post 1636842003 04-22-2021, 12:06 PM
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It’s alright. I hear Kaz has been banging your wife for years.
post 1636842073 04-22-2021, 12:07 PM
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reverse copy pasta from a decade ago.

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post 1636842203 04-22-2021, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle
post 1636842803 04-22-2021, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle
save some pussy for the rest of us bro
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post 1636842983 04-22-2021, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ZeroPercentTip
So last night I was at some party playing beer pong with some random girl (seems innocent enough, right?) Anyways I made a bet with her that if she lost the game, she would have to play the next game topless. I of course, end up beating her and she takes her tits out for everyone to see. I then, figured I would try my luck and bet her that if she lost this game, she would have to suck my dick. So I then end up beating her, and say something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." She then ends up saying "well, I am a woman of my word." So within the space of 15 seconds, she is literally on her knees, topless, sucking my dick. Then, after a couple minutes, I end up blowing my load in her mouth, and demand that she show her boyfriend who was sitting alone in the corner of the room.

My wife ends up finding out what happened, and is giving me the silent treatment. Any advice on how I can best rectify this situation?
What sort of advice did they post on Reddit where this first appeared?
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post 1636844423 04-22-2021, 12:35 PM
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Ur wife is also getting blacked good, so no worries kid
post 1636844983 04-22-2021, 12:42 PM
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ITT: Op hits a trifecta fantasy post.

"Things that didn't happen and will never happen, by OP"

1. Never had or will have a wife.
2. Never has had a beer or will play beer pong.
3. No female has come within 75 feet of his micro penor.
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post 1636845023 04-22-2021, 12:42 PM
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that avi gets me every time top kek
Lol, lmfao
post 1636845993 04-22-2021, 12:59 PM
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Challenge her to a game of beer pong.

She wins?
You divorce and she gets the house.

You win?
She forgives you like nothing happened.
post 1636846253 04-22-2021, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle
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post 1636846473 04-22-2021, 01:05 PM
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Ooof you must have been mad when you woke from that dream
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post 1636846813 04-22-2021, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle
post 1636847083 04-22-2021, 01:12 PM
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such an innocent game and all. sounds like she in control of this relationship
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