Overly fat bloatlords who have **** genetics. Weren't good enough to be a bodybuilder, and aren't large enough to be a strongman.

Chalk? Check.
Belt? Check.
Wrist straps? Check.
Knee sleeves? Check.
Olympic shoes? Check.

"Going for a PR, bro. Can you film me?"

*LOUD GRUNTING*

Leaves chalk everywhere.

SMH

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Spoiler!

I’d take power lifter guy over the squad of 19 year old twinks curling in the squat rack and taking selfie’s/flexing in the mirror any day

Depends on weight and form

Curl bros have become underrated IMO. You might have had a point like 6-7 years ago - but now everyone is "fitness woke." Thanks to YouTube really.

Negged for the chalk comments. Only little bitch boys don't use chalk or care about chalk being left on a bar.

Guys who actually train to compete? Meh, not my cup of tea but to each their own.

The biggest *******s are the ones that try to train like a power lifter to boost their own ego with no intention of competing. I’m talking about the twinks doing good morning squats and benching with so much arch they might as well be a contortionist. Making lots of noise for no reason, blasting Disturbed through their earbuds so everyone can hear it on the other side of the gym, plus all the aforementioned belts, sleeves, chalk and stupid pre-lift dance rituals, just to do one, really ugly rep.

Dudes be pulling out the chalk for a 315 deadlift

Is there a cutoff strength level to not be a cringelord? or are they all? asking for a friend.

You're retarded if you're grabbing 315 loaded on an oily ass bar.

negged srs

especially now that *******s use disinfectant wipes excessively

I mean, less cringey than the wanna be bodybuilders who cant even hit 3/4/5.

Most powerlifters seem to be 160lb Asian dudes. #stopasianhate

How much do you reckon Auston matthews and brad lifts?

this. wtf are you doing.

risking injury and looking like an absolute clown and for what? so you can tell me at the bar that you benched 225? cool, idgaf, you don't even look like you lift

Yes, except I would not mind massive strength.

I kinda cringe at the the 40 year old 260 pound bloatlord powerlifters that bench like 405. These guys are in every gym, some of them even compete.

Thing is they’d actually be decent powerlifters if they cut 45 pounds. Would sacrifice a little weight on their lifts. But would be 2 weight classes lower.

But idgaf really. Definitely not rustled like ******* Op

You mad I use chalk on anything 315+?

I use all of those in the gym boyo.

Biggest Cringe Lords are the 25+ all in 2hour bodybuilding crowd, cringe factor magnified by each decade you stay in the game. Gallon drink bottles, stringers, grunting while using the calf press machine as a leg Press. Duffle bag with pre workout that they mix at the drinking fountain.

That **** was awesome when we were young but it's time to grow up boyos.

Lift to have a desirable body crew. Lol at musclemaxxers and bloatmaxxers.

Reminder that Daniel Craig with 6 months of lifting had bishes gushing like the fukn Brazilian rainforest was between their legs. Any more and you're lifting for compliments from other men.

I just got chalk cause I can't go 5x5 on 285 DL without it and our gym took away the chalk cause covid

Does my grip strength just suck? should I jerk off more? should I be able to hold onto the bar through sweaty palms at 315? will I look like a retard using lifting straps deadlifting 285?

It takes a long time for a person with an average body to develop a Daniel Craig cut physique. A year of consistent training at least and good diet.

Lifting only barely helps with having a "desirable" body considering a desirable body to a woman is 90% be hung, 10% don't he ugly or fat. That's pmuch it for pussy gushing. Sorry.