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Thread: LOL just LOL if you don’t at least occasionally hear your girl blast cheeks

post 1636861783 04-22-2021, 04:42 PM
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LOL just LOL if you don’t at least occasionally hear your girl blast cheeks

We all have been conditioned to think that 7/10s+ never rip a$$. However, if you never hear a woman blast cheeks, all that means is that she is suppressing it all day long.

LOL, just LOL, when you awaken in a panic to an earth-shaking, ass cheek-clattering, lethal, foul keister blast in the midst of the night after a day of those unpleasant fumes building up. She’ll roll over or maybe not even wake up but you sure as hell will.

Stay safe brahs.
post 1636861913 04-22-2021, 04:44 PM
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As long as she's never had a kid whatever, but mom butt earthquakes are the worst. I remember once I heard a gf squeak one out while she was sleeping and I had to leave the room. The dog followed me.
post 1636862413 04-22-2021, 04:54 PM
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As if half the Misc. didn't get hard at the thought of their girl releasing a noxious toxic gas out her anus in the middle of the night.
post 1636862433 04-22-2021, 04:54 PM
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Had a girl that had a reaction to onion rings. Fukk that. Long overnight drives while she's sleeping after a fast food dinner. The dog and I had to take many rest stops. Had to total the car after.
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post 1636862523 04-22-2021, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted By F.A.P.⏩
Had a girl that had a reaction to onion rings. Fukk that. Long overnight drives while she's sleeping after a fast food dinner. The dog and I had to take many rest stops. Had to total the car after.
LOL, torching your car after a girl bombs it out with @$$ gas. My condolences.
post 1636862573 04-22-2021, 04:57 PM
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Girls don't do that.....ghey brah dog whistle thread detected.
post 1636862793 04-22-2021, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Girls don't do that.....ghey brah dog whistle thread detected.
Ohh, yes they do my friend - don’t be in denial or you’ll fall victim to the very phenomenon discussed ITT.
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The best is when you are very comfortable with each other. One time while giving her a massage she told me she had to fart. So I spread her checks out and told her to let it out.... so hnnngggg watching her release it and the way her hole muscles moved/reacted.
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post 1636862953 04-22-2021, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
The best is when you are very comfortable with each other. Once while giving a massage she told me she had to farther. So I spread her checks out and told her to let it out.... so hnnngggg watching her release it and the way her hole muscles moved/reacted.
Mirin’ dat brown starfish performing a tuba solo? Weird misc is weird but hey, it’s 2021.
post 1636863073 04-22-2021, 05:03 PM
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post 1636863193 04-22-2021, 05:05 PM
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She can't hold them all in but if she does it more than once in a while she doesn't have respect for you or herself.

I'm old fashioned: Women are supposed to act certain ways, and happily ripping ass around their man isn't one of them.
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post 1636863253 04-22-2021, 05:05 PM
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I lost attraction to a girl after we became accustomed to farting.

Have some decency FFS.
post 1636863773 04-22-2021, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
She can't hold them all in but if she does it more than once in a while she doesn't have respect for you or herself.

I'm old fashioned: Women are supposed to act certain ways, and happily ripping ass around their man isn't one of them.
this, rare accidents are fine but they better be rare and you better be embarassed af or i will lose all attraction srs
lilbloaty crew lol
post 1636864093 04-22-2021, 05:18 PM
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Big fan srs
post 1636864943 04-22-2021, 05:26 PM
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Just lol if you dont eat ass
post 1636865173 04-22-2021, 05:29 PM
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Heard a few farts in her sleep but I only heard her destroy the bathroom once when we were on a cruise. Kinda hard to escape the noise when there is a porta potty in your cabin lol.
post 1636865183 04-22-2021, 05:29 PM
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Shes supposed to hold it in most of the time

if she lets one out accidentally or maybe a really huge one just to see if you both find it funny then ok

if shes farting around you all the time, fu ck... get rid of her
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